"Zelda…" Link nudged his girlfriend. "Zelda, you're snoring!"
Zelda opened her eyes. "Uh…Wha?" She lifted her head off of Link's shoulder. "What did I do?"
Link wiped his shoulder. "You were snoring and drooling on my shoulder."
Zelda blushed. "Sorry. I didn't mean too!"
Link smiled at her. "You were also talking in your sleep."
Zelda didn't believe that part. "How can I snore and talk at the same time?"
Link shrugged. "I should be the one asking you the same question."
Zelda hit his shoulder playfully. "Don't joke like that! I'm a princess, we aren't supposed to snore and drool in our sleep."
"Don't forget talk." Zelda hit the back of his head. "Ow! And princess shouldn't hit their boyfriends on the back of their heads."
Zelda smiled. "They can if their boyfriends are making fun of them."
"I'm not making fun of you." Link smiled. "I'm making fun of the way you sleep."
Zelda didn't hit him this time. Instead she stood up and took one of Link's arrows. She looked at it curiously. "Link, I think I know a way we can get out of here."
Link jumped up. "You do!"
Zelda smiled. "We can just pick the lock." She put the arrow down took a hairpin from her hair and picked the lock. Within a minute she broke the lock. She pushed the door open.
"When did you learn how to pick locks?" Link asked.
"You pick up a few things dressing like a boy for seven years." She ran out and motioned Link to follow her. "We have to find the others!" Link nod and followed her.
Back in Romani's cell it was five o' clock and everyone was asleep. They were up all night discussing ways they could get out of there, but came up with nothing. They were locked from the outside and there wasn't a key hole in the room, so they couldn't pick the lock. There wasn't a window to climb out. There aren't any guards to knock out and steal the keys. They were totally clueless on how to break out.
At exactly 5:30 there was a knock on the door. "Link, could you get the door?" Tatl rolled over.
"Link isn't here, remember?" Tael informed him.
Tatl face dropped. "Oh…yeah… I hope he's okay."
There was another knock on the door. "Will someone please get that?" Romani asked.
Instead of knocking again the person just opened the door. Phantom Ganon walked in-looking annoyed. "When someone knocks on the door you're suppose to answer it! It's only common courtesy!"
Romani's eyes harden. "You're the guy who kidnapped me!"
Phantom Ganon smiled. "So you remember me. I must give you credit for being the hardest of them all."
"I thought Ganon kidnapped Collette." Tael said all of a sudden. "So you're the one who actually kidnapped her."
Phantom Ganon looked shock. "That's amazing! Even Link and Princess Zelda didn't know figure that out."
Tatl looked at her younger brother shock. "Where do you get this information?"
Tael shrugged. "Isn't it obvious? If he said that Romani was the hardest of them all, so that means that kidnapped all the maidens." Tatl still didn't follow.
Romani smiled. "Wow Tael, I had no idea you were that smart."
Tael turned hot pink. (Thanks to Dark Dedede 923, Tael now turns hot pink when he blushes) "Thanks, Romani." Tael said sheepishly. Tatl rolled their eyes.
Phantom Ganon made a coughing noise. "Are you done with this love-dovey stuff?"
Romani looked at him curiously. Tael turned a darker hot pink. "Why are you here, Phantom Ganon?" Navi finally asked.
Phantom Ganon had been waiting someone to ask that question. "I came here to retrieve the two love fairies. The spunky one and the smart one. Weird combination.
Tatl and Tael looked at each other. "We're brother and sister!" They said in a chorus.
Phantom Ganon was nearly knocked off of his feet. He didn't expect that. "………You are brother and sister?" Tatl and Tael looked at each other before turning to Phantom Ganon and nodding. "Damn! I bet Ganon fifty rupees that you were lovers!"
"What gave you the impression that they were lovers?" Romani asked.
"Just come with me." Phantom Ganon ignored Romani's question.
Tael backed away. "Um… we rather stay here."
"I wasn't asking." Phantom Ganon pulled out a bag and captured Tatl and Tael in it.
"Tatl, Tael! Let them go!" Romani tried to pry them out of Phantom Ganon's hands.
"Why did it get dark all of a sudden?" Tael asked nervously.
"Because we're getting kidnapped!" Tatl yelled.
"How can you get kidnapped by the same person twice?" Tael asked.
"Uh…"
"I mean if we didn't escape then technically we aren't be kidnapped. We're just being taken somewhere against our will…" Tael continued. "…but isn't that what kidnapping is?"
"Tael…just shut up." Tatl finally said.
Phantom Ganon pushed Romani off of him. "Your attempts to rescue them are futile. You'll never be able to rescue them!"
Romani fell on to her bottom and Phantom Ganon walked out of the room. When he was outside he locked the door and put the key in his pocket. A couple of minutes after he left, Link and Zelda arrived at the room. Zelda took a hairpin from her hair and started to pick the lock. Link leaned against the door waiting for her to pick it. After a few attempts Zelda finally unlocked the door. She turned the knob and pushed the door opened. Link gave a cry of surprise and fell on his back. Romani looked up and smiled.
"Link… you're alright!" Romani ran over to him.
Link looked up at her dazed. "Malon?"
Romani looked at him strangely. "How do you know my cousin twice removed?"
Zelda sighed. "Malon told me about her family. She says people get her confused with her cousin. I can see why."
Link stood up. "Sorry about that. It's just that… you all look so much alike."
"Link! Tatl and Tael were taken to another room!" Navi yelled.
Link looked at Romani concerned. "Romani, come with us. If you stay here you'll be in danger." Romani nod in agreement.
"Hey something just struck me. Why aren't the temple guardians attacking Phantom Ganon and everyone else?"
"Well that was random." Link said. (He means it came out of nowhere)
Zelda shrugged. "Now is not the time to worry about such things."
Everyone nod in agreement and ran to find Tatl and Tael.
To be continued…
Kikyo's Killer's note: Amazing. I don't have anything to say. Except please review! And thanks again Dark Dedede 923 for that idea.
To Devil Seifer: I love that song too. It's one of my favorite songs from her. Actually I love all of her songs. And Invader Zim is one of my favorite shows too.
To Nysoku: I hope you do have a story up by this week.
To FFlove190: Why are you so quiet? You're never quiet!
To Dark Dedede 923: I love that idea! I can't thank you enough for it!
To Riku's Only Girl: I know the feeling. It's a shame that it's almost done. I really liked writing this story too.
To InuYashasonly1: Well Link isn't a total complete idiot, he's just…yeah he is an idiot.