AN: This is a funny little poem Xero and I (Shadow) wrote after we read Arrowmaker's story "What, what". It really is just a list of my favorite names for 'making love.' Nackor is (or was) so funny. Thanks Arrowmaker for the inspiration. It really doesn't have anything to do with Neverwinter. PG-13 at least.
Another stupid little poem by Xero and TheShadow
Becoming one
Knocking boots
Rocking the Cas Ball
Getting it on
Batting a thousand
Horizontal mambo
Setting the party off
The Big Bang
Bedroom shuffle
Sleeping together
Doing the do
The Dance
Covered two step
Signed the door
Captured the flag
Getting jiggy wit it
Homerun
Going all the way
Dancing in the rainstorm
Singing in the rain
Baggy a …girl (not the real word)
Came, Saw and Conquered (actually that should be backwards) LOL
AN: All right this is a rap song that I chuck into the scrap yard. It's funny but I don't think it would work in any of my work, though. Ashmorlenna could rap when I first started writing the story but now I decided that she's more of a opera soprano than an urban flowist. If you don't understand it than you don't understand Xero. (and you aren't crazy). I wrote it about Luskan. Btw- too many big words to define in this one…sorry.
Flow Master by Xero
Antediluvian authorities absolutely obliterate
The essence of the whole and the definition of it all
Imprison the magical powers of the last one dismantled
Kings of yore
The stolen streets of gold flower pearls unhold the tales untold
At the end of it all you begin to fall watching for the twilight call
Imprudent plutocrat, whinny little brat reminding you of what you lack
Gods that bore
Absolutely lost lying languid liquid and liana elongated across the walls
The essence of nil, the desire to kill, with unrelenting will
Imagery illustrious ill-gotten games garner glamorous
Disease inner core