Steve: Yeh yeh everyone has one of these game show type fics that are hillarious and random but Skyklutz wants one too!
Author: Who doesn't!?
Steve: Right, anyway Skyklutz doesn't own anyone who comes on this show except Gretchen, Louie, Tim, Steeve (The pixie not slingshot), and Bertha-Sue.
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"Hi everyone! My name is Louie and I am one of the voices in Skyklutz's head!" Louie is about 14 and has green hair. He is dressed in blue jeans and a camoflage t-shirt that says Ha! Now you can't see me! "So let's get started. Who is our first guest?"
Gretchen has long purple hair and is dressed in a bright fuscia kimono. She is also 14 "Ooh! I get to pick this time??? Okay... Howabout Lord Voldemort?" she said exitedly. The other four voices stare at her wide-eyed as Lord V walks on stage. The crowd screams in terror until they recieve a menacing glare. They silence quickly.
"Oookay... so... uhhhh." stutters a bewildered Louie. Gretchen cuts him off.
"Can you sing?"
"What?" this question takes Voldie competely by surprise.
"Can you sing?" she repeats sounding a little annoyed.
"A little..."
"Okay! Sing!"
"Uh... Okay." he clears his throat and begins to sing God Save the Queen off-key.
((GONG!))
"What was that?" Voldie asks
"The gong. Bye!" She pulls lever and a trapdoor opens under Voldemort.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Uogh! What's that?" he gasps"Nooooo!! Not that!!" The trapdoor closes and muffled screaming can be heard.
"What's in that pit??" asked Tim with dismay
A wry smile crossed Gretchen's face. "Ms. Delores Umbridge! It was thought that Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort feared but in realty, NO ONE can survive Umbridge! Except of course Fred and George."
The other four voices shudder.
"WHY again are you Skyklutz's main voice?" Bertha-sue spat.
Gretchen shrugs, "Dunno..."
"Right then..." begins Louie, "Uh Why don't we let Tim pick our next guest."
Tim has black hair and dresses normally in jeans, an orange jacket, and a yellow t-shirt. "Thank Heaven! Can I get some music here?"
"Not your favorite kind! PLEASE NO!!" pleaded Steeve.
"Oh c'mon! Bring out the old Polish guys!"
Several old men with accordians come out on stage and begin playing Polka music.
Tim begins dancing. "Okay on with our next guest! I want... uhh" he tries to think of someone who's personallity won't fit at all with the music. "Seda!"
A rather dark looking silver haired guy walks on stage in his usual getup looking rather confused.
"Where am I?" he asked.
Tim rolled his eyes as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, "You're on Skyklutz's Show of Random Crap."
"I'm IN her head?" Seda whimpered, wide-eyed.
"Yep."
"AACK! Let me out!" He runs to the door but bars come down in front of all exits.
"It's useless to try and escape. Believe me, I've tried." said Louie boredly as Voldie screams again.
"That's not comforting!!" he shakes the bars.
"I could send you down there if you want!!" offered Gretchen, stroking the lever.
"No! I'm okay!" He grips his sword just in case though
"So, do you have any emotional problems?" Tim snaps his fingers and the set looks like the Dr. Phil show.
"Uh, not that I know of."
"Any... inner demons. Oops!! That's probably a sensitive topic."
"That wasn't funny." was Louie's drawling reply.
"Can I go home now?"
"If you must." Seda walks off stage as the bars let up.
"Guess what?" said Louie, perking up, "That's all for now! See ya!"
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So what do you think? I know it's very different from my other fan fics but I need this to let out my silly side. So please review and read my other fics because they are much better!! This was up before but I had to edit it to meet with standards.
Author: Who doesn't!?
Steve: Right, anyway Skyklutz doesn't own anyone who comes on this show except Gretchen, Louie, Tim, Steeve (The pixie not slingshot), and Bertha-Sue.
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"Hi everyone! My name is Louie and I am one of the voices in Skyklutz's head!" Louie is about 14 and has green hair. He is dressed in blue jeans and a camoflage t-shirt that says Ha! Now you can't see me! "So let's get started. Who is our first guest?"
Gretchen has long purple hair and is dressed in a bright fuscia kimono. She is also 14 "Ooh! I get to pick this time??? Okay... Howabout Lord Voldemort?" she said exitedly. The other four voices stare at her wide-eyed as Lord V walks on stage. The crowd screams in terror until they recieve a menacing glare. They silence quickly.
"Oookay... so... uhhhh." stutters a bewildered Louie. Gretchen cuts him off.
"Can you sing?"
"What?" this question takes Voldie competely by surprise.
"Can you sing?" she repeats sounding a little annoyed.
"A little..."
"Okay! Sing!"
"Uh... Okay." he clears his throat and begins to sing God Save the Queen off-key.
((GONG!))
"What was that?" Voldie asks
"The gong. Bye!" She pulls lever and a trapdoor opens under Voldemort.
"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! Uogh! What's that?" he gasps"Nooooo!! Not that!!" The trapdoor closes and muffled screaming can be heard.
"What's in that pit??" asked Tim with dismay
A wry smile crossed Gretchen's face. "Ms. Delores Umbridge! It was thought that Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort feared but in realty, NO ONE can survive Umbridge! Except of course Fred and George."
The other four voices shudder.
"WHY again are you Skyklutz's main voice?" Bertha-sue spat.
Gretchen shrugs, "Dunno..."
"Right then..." begins Louie, "Uh Why don't we let Tim pick our next guest."
Tim has black hair and dresses normally in jeans, an orange jacket, and a yellow t-shirt. "Thank Heaven! Can I get some music here?"
"Not your favorite kind! PLEASE NO!!" pleaded Steeve.
"Oh c'mon! Bring out the old Polish guys!"
Several old men with accordians come out on stage and begin playing Polka music.
Tim begins dancing. "Okay on with our next guest! I want... uhh" he tries to think of someone who's personallity won't fit at all with the music. "Seda!"
A rather dark looking silver haired guy walks on stage in his usual getup looking rather confused.
"Where am I?" he asked.
Tim rolled his eyes as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, "You're on Skyklutz's Show of Random Crap."
"I'm IN her head?" Seda whimpered, wide-eyed.
"Yep."
"AACK! Let me out!" He runs to the door but bars come down in front of all exits.
"It's useless to try and escape. Believe me, I've tried." said Louie boredly as Voldie screams again.
"That's not comforting!!" he shakes the bars.
"I could send you down there if you want!!" offered Gretchen, stroking the lever.
"No! I'm okay!" He grips his sword just in case though
"So, do you have any emotional problems?" Tim snaps his fingers and the set looks like the Dr. Phil show.
"Uh, not that I know of."
"Any... inner demons. Oops!! That's probably a sensitive topic."
"That wasn't funny." was Louie's drawling reply.
"Can I go home now?"
"If you must." Seda walks off stage as the bars let up.
"Guess what?" said Louie, perking up, "That's all for now! See ya!"
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So what do you think? I know it's very different from my other fan fics but I need this to let out my silly side. So please review and read my other fics because they are much better!! This was up before but I had to edit it to meet with standards.