Syaoran: Hey everyone! Steve's been sacked.
Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Goes on his knees and pulls at Syaoran's arm.) PLEASE NO!! I don't have anywhere to go! I'll do anything!!
Sya: Get off me you fruit! (Stops) Did you say "anything"?
Steve: Anything, anything in the world if you just let me stay!
Sya: All right you can stay. BUT! You can't get your job back AND you must do everything I tell you!
Steve: Agreed.
Sya: All righty! You must call Skyklutz "Master"... and now that you mention it, call me "Master" too. Skyklutz doesn't own anyone who comes on her show except the voices. Now go! Wash my trainers!
Steve: Right away, Master! (Runs off in search of Syaoran's trainers and a wash bucket)
All the voices in Skyklutz's head are all sitting in chairs in a big studio and they allways wear the same clothes as the 1st time they were introduced because I don't feel like thinking up new outfits. Then some cheesy music starts to play and the crowd cheers so you can't hear it anyway. As usual Louie talks first.
"Hey everyone welcome the Skyklutz's show of Random Crap." he says "Today's show is," trumpets sound "Cute anime creature side-kick thingies. We also have a very special guest. Everyone say hello to the one and only Skyklutz herself!!" And poof I appear on stage looking all confused.
"Wow I never thought I would be a guest in my head!!" I say all surprised.
"Wait wait!" says Gretchen, "If you're here! Then who's typing all of this??" Then a loud disembodied voice says;
"I am!!" then Tim freaks out and starts runnin' runnin' runnin' like a constapated weener dog (or however you spell it) screaming.
"AAAHHH God is writing fan fiction!!!" and he keeps running and screaming until the voice speaks again.
"I'm not God you stupid git! It's Syaoran the new disclaimer person!" Tim stops for a few seconds then starts running and screaming again.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Syaoran is writing fan fiction!!!" So I just let him go and I don't write what he says for a little because Skyklutz said not to. Anyway, Louie just ignores him and keeps talking.
"So our first guest is from .Hack, everyone give it up for Grunty!" Grunty waddles on stage and the crowd cheers.
"Grunty, what do you like to do?" asks Louie.
"Grunt grunt..." which is all Grunty says for all the questions so Louie just lets him walk around and sniff everything until Grunty starts chewing his pants.
"Gaah!" Louie kicks his leg out and accidently sends grunty flying and out of the studio so they just welcome the next guest.
"Well our next guest is from two mangas Magic Knight Rayearth and Tsubasa: Resevior Chronicle" says Gretchen, "So everyone welcome Mokona." Mokona appears on stage and makes Tim look indignant. (He had stopped screaming)
"Hey you had him on already!!"
"So?"
"Puu!"
"Hey why don't we bring someone on who says MORE than one word??" said Bertha-sue, "Like Om!!"
"No," said Steeve (Steeve the pixie, not the one cleaning my shoes) "We had him on already too!!" But it was too late and Om appeared in the middle of the stage.
"Hey you're those nutters who brought me on the last time!" Om says indignantly.
"Hey talk shows are boring" says Skyklutz so she leaves and starts typing again and I read over her shoulder. And that was a weird sentence so just don't try to make sense of it. But the voices take this into consideration and decide to make it a cooking show so Skyklutz goes back and I get to keep typing.
"Wait can we welcome our other guests first?" Asks Tim as the set turns into a kitchen.
"Oh yeah!" says Louie who had already got out a butcher knife. "You go ahead Tim!" So Tim thinks. Being the evil voice in Skyklutz's head we all expect something sinister esecially when his lips curl into an evil smile.
"Bring out KEROBEROS!!!" and he lets out manic laughter as the stuffed animal flutters on stage in his smaller, less intimidating form and Tim stops.
"Hey! Why aren't you in your true form?" Tim yells.
"Hello Tim!" says Bertha-sue in a duh voice. "This is the Cute anime creature side-kick thingies show today. Not Giant powerful anime squish you into oblivion creature thingies... show." Tim just rolled his eyes. By this time Grunty had found his way back to the studio.
"Anyway, let's get started!" said Skyklutz, "Today we're cooking a chicken!! What you have to do is find a chicken!" Skyklutz pulls a live chicken from under the counter and lays it on a cutting board. Louie comes over with the butcher knife and... well you know what he did.
"Next we have to pluck it!" she tosses the dead chicken to Bertha-Sue and Steeve who begin pulling all the feathers off. "I have one already plucked so you don't have to sit here and watch them pull several hundred feathers out of a dead chicken!" Skyklutz pulls a plucked chicken from under the counter. "This one also has been gutted so I don't have to stick my hand up there... Now just season it," she gets out some spices and starts drenching the chicken with them and made a huge mess. "And put it in a roasting pan. Cook the chicken for... how long do you cook a chicken?" All of the voices shrug. "Aw, screw it. Let's just get some KFC." Everyone nods in agreement and they all leave the studio, guests and all.
I appear on stage and make Steve type.
"Sorry folks that's the end of the show!" said Master "Next time we'll be featuring Heros with Green Hats. So I get to be a guest!! We'll also do a follow up on Voldemort who is still in the Umbridge Pit of Certain Peril. Don't forget to review and if you have a hero in a green hat you would like to see on, say who you want on in a review!! Bye."
Steve: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Goes on his knees and pulls at Syaoran's arm.) PLEASE NO!! I don't have anywhere to go! I'll do anything!!
Sya: Get off me you fruit! (Stops) Did you say "anything"?
Steve: Anything, anything in the world if you just let me stay!
Sya: All right you can stay. BUT! You can't get your job back AND you must do everything I tell you!
Steve: Agreed.
Sya: All righty! You must call Skyklutz "Master"... and now that you mention it, call me "Master" too. Skyklutz doesn't own anyone who comes on her show except the voices. Now go! Wash my trainers!
Steve: Right away, Master! (Runs off in search of Syaoran's trainers and a wash bucket)
All the voices in Skyklutz's head are all sitting in chairs in a big studio and they allways wear the same clothes as the 1st time they were introduced because I don't feel like thinking up new outfits. Then some cheesy music starts to play and the crowd cheers so you can't hear it anyway. As usual Louie talks first.
"Hey everyone welcome the Skyklutz's show of Random Crap." he says "Today's show is," trumpets sound "Cute anime creature side-kick thingies. We also have a very special guest. Everyone say hello to the one and only Skyklutz herself!!" And poof I appear on stage looking all confused.
"Wow I never thought I would be a guest in my head!!" I say all surprised.
"Wait wait!" says Gretchen, "If you're here! Then who's typing all of this??" Then a loud disembodied voice says;
"I am!!" then Tim freaks out and starts runnin' runnin' runnin' like a constapated weener dog (or however you spell it) screaming.
"AAAHHH God is writing fan fiction!!!" and he keeps running and screaming until the voice speaks again.
"I'm not God you stupid git! It's Syaoran the new disclaimer person!" Tim stops for a few seconds then starts running and screaming again.
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! Syaoran is writing fan fiction!!!" So I just let him go and I don't write what he says for a little because Skyklutz said not to. Anyway, Louie just ignores him and keeps talking.
"So our first guest is from .Hack, everyone give it up for Grunty!" Grunty waddles on stage and the crowd cheers.
"Grunty, what do you like to do?" asks Louie.
"Grunt grunt..." which is all Grunty says for all the questions so Louie just lets him walk around and sniff everything until Grunty starts chewing his pants.
"Gaah!" Louie kicks his leg out and accidently sends grunty flying and out of the studio so they just welcome the next guest.
"Well our next guest is from two mangas Magic Knight Rayearth and Tsubasa: Resevior Chronicle" says Gretchen, "So everyone welcome Mokona." Mokona appears on stage and makes Tim look indignant. (He had stopped screaming)
"Hey you had him on already!!"
"So?"
"Puu!"
"Hey why don't we bring someone on who says MORE than one word??" said Bertha-sue, "Like Om!!"
"No," said Steeve (Steeve the pixie, not the one cleaning my shoes) "We had him on already too!!" But it was too late and Om appeared in the middle of the stage.
"Hey you're those nutters who brought me on the last time!" Om says indignantly.
"Hey talk shows are boring" says Skyklutz so she leaves and starts typing again and I read over her shoulder. And that was a weird sentence so just don't try to make sense of it. But the voices take this into consideration and decide to make it a cooking show so Skyklutz goes back and I get to keep typing.
"Wait can we welcome our other guests first?" Asks Tim as the set turns into a kitchen.
"Oh yeah!" says Louie who had already got out a butcher knife. "You go ahead Tim!" So Tim thinks. Being the evil voice in Skyklutz's head we all expect something sinister esecially when his lips curl into an evil smile.
"Bring out KEROBEROS!!!" and he lets out manic laughter as the stuffed animal flutters on stage in his smaller, less intimidating form and Tim stops.
"Hey! Why aren't you in your true form?" Tim yells.
"Hello Tim!" says Bertha-sue in a duh voice. "This is the Cute anime creature side-kick thingies show today. Not Giant powerful anime squish you into oblivion creature thingies... show." Tim just rolled his eyes. By this time Grunty had found his way back to the studio.
"Anyway, let's get started!" said Skyklutz, "Today we're cooking a chicken!! What you have to do is find a chicken!" Skyklutz pulls a live chicken from under the counter and lays it on a cutting board. Louie comes over with the butcher knife and... well you know what he did.
"Next we have to pluck it!" she tosses the dead chicken to Bertha-Sue and Steeve who begin pulling all the feathers off. "I have one already plucked so you don't have to sit here and watch them pull several hundred feathers out of a dead chicken!" Skyklutz pulls a plucked chicken from under the counter. "This one also has been gutted so I don't have to stick my hand up there... Now just season it," she gets out some spices and starts drenching the chicken with them and made a huge mess. "And put it in a roasting pan. Cook the chicken for... how long do you cook a chicken?" All of the voices shrug. "Aw, screw it. Let's just get some KFC." Everyone nods in agreement and they all leave the studio, guests and all.
I appear on stage and make Steve type.
"Sorry folks that's the end of the show!" said Master "Next time we'll be featuring Heros with Green Hats. So I get to be a guest!! We'll also do a follow up on Voldemort who is still in the Umbridge Pit of Certain Peril. Don't forget to review and if you have a hero in a green hat you would like to see on, say who you want on in a review!! Bye."