Syaoran: Steve!! Have you finished washing them YET!!???
Steve: Just finished master!! (Hands Syaoran his shoes which are all sparkly and clean.)
Syao: Thank you Steve, Now go and see if Skyklutz needs anything. (Steve leaves) Skyklutz owns not a soul who appears on this show except the voices. Enjoy!
All the voices are sitting in chairs with winter clothing on in the middle of an ice skating rink.
"Hiya everyone!" says Louie, "Today is the Heros with Green Hats show. Thanks to all who gave suggestions. So let's welcome our first guest! Peter Pan!" Peter flies into view looking a little confused as usual.
"You're on Skyklutz's Show of Random Crap!" said Steeve before Pete could ask where he was. "Today is the Heros with Green Hats show. Have a seat." He points to one of the chairs and Peter Pan sits in one.
"New question." he says, "Why are we in the middle of an ice skating rink?"
"Cuz we feel like it!" replies Gretchen. "Next guest next guest!! C'mon out LUIGI!" and the little Ittalian guy (who just happened to have ice skates on) skates to the middle of the rink.
"Where--"
"Talk show."
"Oh. Why--"
"Cuz we want to."
"Okay. Hey who's he?"
"I'm Peter Pan."
"Oh, I'm Luigi. You know, Mario's bro."
"Doesn't anyone notice how boring this conversation is???" asks Gretchen exasperatedly.
"No." replies everyone else,
"Hey Bertha-Sue," begins Louie, "Aren't you going to rave and swoon over Peter Pan or something like you do with ALL of our guests?"
"No silly!" she replies simply, "It's not like he's cute or anything." as she's saying this the next guest had already come on stage. When he's seen both Bertha-sue and Gretchen spring from their seats, scream "LI!!!" and begin racing towards him. A micriphone appears in Tim's hand and he begins comentating.
"Aaaand it's Bertha-sue in the lead followed closely by Gretchen. Gretchen's closing in and OOOH! She's passed Bertha-sue up but what's this? Aw! Bertha-sue has tripped Gretchen but it looks like Gretchen's got something up her sleeve, yes, she's just pulled Bertha-Sue down with her and they've gone into a cat-fight! Oooh! That looked like that hurt! Gretchen's gone for the jugular and Bertha-Sue's pulling at Gretchen's arms as if she's trying to wrench them out! That's not working for Bertha so she's just going to kick Gretchen in the stomach! Zoinks that had to hurt!! Gretchen is down and out! Bertha-SUe is up but Gretchen's grabed her ankle Aaah! Face plant!! Nice!" Louie and Steve had started eating popcorn through the whole thing and Steeve held up a flag with Bertha-sue's initials on them.
"B-S?" said Steeve surprised. He waves his hand and changes it to say "Bertha-Sue" "Ah, that's better." Louie meanwhile holds up a little Gretchen flag.
"They've both gotten up and have started racing again. They're neck and neck! Who will make it to Li first? Poor kid, hope he brought an extra pair of pants. What's this? Now the target is moving! Li is trying with all his might to get away! Should've spent more time learning how to ice skate, kid. Oh and Li's fallen down but he's gotten up! The girls are getting closer, dude. Better think fast! Ah and Louie saves the day! He's grabbed Li by the hand and is pulling him away from the girls! But they don't give up do they? Ah, might as well let them get it out of their system." Louie lets Syaoran go and the girls catch up. Once they reach him, the tackle him to the ground and start squealing and playing with his hair. Louie can't watch and skates back to his seat. Syaoran stands up and slowly makes his way to one of the chairs while the girls follow, giggling and still running their hands through his hair.
"Hey he doesn't have a green hat!" yells Luigi pointing at Syaoran who still has his school uniform on. Tim snaps his finger so he's wearing his cerimonial robes.
"He does now! Besides he doesn't have to because he's Skyklutz's favorite anime character so blthz!" says Gretchen in one breath.
"Yeah whatever. Anyway we might as well invite our other guests on. So let's welcome Toan, Link, and Robin Hood!" Says Louie quite boredly as the three guests appear with a pop. They looked really confused as usual. Link was the first one to speak.
"YOU!" he said pointing a finger at Toan, "You think you've got such a great game! Well you'll never beat the Legend of Zelda with your puny Dark Cloud! The reviewers hated your game anyway!" Toan just looked at him and replied calmly.
"You naive little elf-like boy. Everyone knows the worse the review, the better something is!" At the sound of their voices the girl's ears perk up and they abandon Syaoran to rush over to them.
"TOAN!!" screams Gretchen as Bertha-Sue calls for Link. Once they skate over they glomp onto them and start swooning.
"The ears! They're so cute!"
"I've always liked a man in orange." Tim, Louie, and Steeve can't contain their laughter and they lean on each other in hysterical tears. Pete and Luigi just look anoyed, Syaoran sweatdrops, and Robin Hood faints anime-style. (Mwuah cuz that's how everyone faints on my show.) Once the girls are done swooning Luigi and Steeve get bored so they decide to use Rob as a tabogan and sledride down a nearby hill. Syao and Pete challenged each other to a duel and begin sword fighting.
"Gods of Fire! Answer my call!" yells Syao in his echoey-voice-sound-effects-thingy and burns Pete so that he descintergrates like a cartoon character where he's just a green hat and a pair of eyeballs perched ontop of a pile of ashes. He recieves a miffed look from all of the voices.
"What? I used my sword didn't I?"
"WHOOPEEE!! Heads up!" says Steeve as Robin Sled slides off the hill and onto the ice rink, running over the Pete pile. Everyone cringes.
"Eeewww!" They all chorus. Toan decicides to be Peter Pan's stand in as long as Syao promised not to use his powers to cheat anymore. Syao agrees and they started to fence.
"Is that all for today?" asked Tim
"Nope!" replied Louie, "I promised we would do a follow up on Voldemort!" He snaps his fingers and a big screen lowers down from the sky. (Don't ask what's holding it up.)
"Now Mr. Voldemort, are we going to try and hex me again?" came Umbridge's voice from the sceen making everyone shudder.
"N-no ma'am!" said Voldy shaking all over. The words "I will not attempt to kill Miss Umbridge." were bleeding on his hand.
"Can I leave now?" he whined.
"I don't believe the Ministry would allow you to leave now. Yes... I believe you will stay here."
"No more torture! NOT THE TECHNICOLOR KITTEN DISHES AGAIN!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" The screen dissapeared and Voldie's screaming was cut short. By now everyone had stopped what they were doing as they stared in horror.
"NOW it's over"
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Ksssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Other TV noises...
Steve: Just finished master!! (Hands Syaoran his shoes which are all sparkly and clean.)
Syao: Thank you Steve, Now go and see if Skyklutz needs anything. (Steve leaves) Skyklutz owns not a soul who appears on this show except the voices. Enjoy!
All the voices are sitting in chairs with winter clothing on in the middle of an ice skating rink.
"Hiya everyone!" says Louie, "Today is the Heros with Green Hats show. Thanks to all who gave suggestions. So let's welcome our first guest! Peter Pan!" Peter flies into view looking a little confused as usual.
"You're on Skyklutz's Show of Random Crap!" said Steeve before Pete could ask where he was. "Today is the Heros with Green Hats show. Have a seat." He points to one of the chairs and Peter Pan sits in one.
"New question." he says, "Why are we in the middle of an ice skating rink?"
"Cuz we feel like it!" replies Gretchen. "Next guest next guest!! C'mon out LUIGI!" and the little Ittalian guy (who just happened to have ice skates on) skates to the middle of the rink.
"Where--"
"Talk show."
"Oh. Why--"
"Cuz we want to."
"Okay. Hey who's he?"
"I'm Peter Pan."
"Oh, I'm Luigi. You know, Mario's bro."
"Doesn't anyone notice how boring this conversation is???" asks Gretchen exasperatedly.
"No." replies everyone else,
"Hey Bertha-Sue," begins Louie, "Aren't you going to rave and swoon over Peter Pan or something like you do with ALL of our guests?"
"No silly!" she replies simply, "It's not like he's cute or anything." as she's saying this the next guest had already come on stage. When he's seen both Bertha-sue and Gretchen spring from their seats, scream "LI!!!" and begin racing towards him. A micriphone appears in Tim's hand and he begins comentating.
"Aaaand it's Bertha-sue in the lead followed closely by Gretchen. Gretchen's closing in and OOOH! She's passed Bertha-sue up but what's this? Aw! Bertha-sue has tripped Gretchen but it looks like Gretchen's got something up her sleeve, yes, she's just pulled Bertha-Sue down with her and they've gone into a cat-fight! Oooh! That looked like that hurt! Gretchen's gone for the jugular and Bertha-Sue's pulling at Gretchen's arms as if she's trying to wrench them out! That's not working for Bertha so she's just going to kick Gretchen in the stomach! Zoinks that had to hurt!! Gretchen is down and out! Bertha-SUe is up but Gretchen's grabed her ankle Aaah! Face plant!! Nice!" Louie and Steve had started eating popcorn through the whole thing and Steeve held up a flag with Bertha-sue's initials on them.
"B-S?" said Steeve surprised. He waves his hand and changes it to say "Bertha-Sue" "Ah, that's better." Louie meanwhile holds up a little Gretchen flag.
"They've both gotten up and have started racing again. They're neck and neck! Who will make it to Li first? Poor kid, hope he brought an extra pair of pants. What's this? Now the target is moving! Li is trying with all his might to get away! Should've spent more time learning how to ice skate, kid. Oh and Li's fallen down but he's gotten up! The girls are getting closer, dude. Better think fast! Ah and Louie saves the day! He's grabbed Li by the hand and is pulling him away from the girls! But they don't give up do they? Ah, might as well let them get it out of their system." Louie lets Syaoran go and the girls catch up. Once they reach him, the tackle him to the ground and start squealing and playing with his hair. Louie can't watch and skates back to his seat. Syaoran stands up and slowly makes his way to one of the chairs while the girls follow, giggling and still running their hands through his hair.
"Hey he doesn't have a green hat!" yells Luigi pointing at Syaoran who still has his school uniform on. Tim snaps his finger so he's wearing his cerimonial robes.
"He does now! Besides he doesn't have to because he's Skyklutz's favorite anime character so blthz!" says Gretchen in one breath.
"Yeah whatever. Anyway we might as well invite our other guests on. So let's welcome Toan, Link, and Robin Hood!" Says Louie quite boredly as the three guests appear with a pop. They looked really confused as usual. Link was the first one to speak.
"YOU!" he said pointing a finger at Toan, "You think you've got such a great game! Well you'll never beat the Legend of Zelda with your puny Dark Cloud! The reviewers hated your game anyway!" Toan just looked at him and replied calmly.
"You naive little elf-like boy. Everyone knows the worse the review, the better something is!" At the sound of their voices the girl's ears perk up and they abandon Syaoran to rush over to them.
"TOAN!!" screams Gretchen as Bertha-Sue calls for Link. Once they skate over they glomp onto them and start swooning.
"The ears! They're so cute!"
"I've always liked a man in orange." Tim, Louie, and Steeve can't contain their laughter and they lean on each other in hysterical tears. Pete and Luigi just look anoyed, Syaoran sweatdrops, and Robin Hood faints anime-style. (Mwuah cuz that's how everyone faints on my show.) Once the girls are done swooning Luigi and Steeve get bored so they decide to use Rob as a tabogan and sledride down a nearby hill. Syao and Pete challenged each other to a duel and begin sword fighting.
"Gods of Fire! Answer my call!" yells Syao in his echoey-voice-sound-effects-thingy and burns Pete so that he descintergrates like a cartoon character where he's just a green hat and a pair of eyeballs perched ontop of a pile of ashes. He recieves a miffed look from all of the voices.
"What? I used my sword didn't I?"
"WHOOPEEE!! Heads up!" says Steeve as Robin Sled slides off the hill and onto the ice rink, running over the Pete pile. Everyone cringes.
"Eeewww!" They all chorus. Toan decicides to be Peter Pan's stand in as long as Syao promised not to use his powers to cheat anymore. Syao agrees and they started to fence.
"Is that all for today?" asked Tim
"Nope!" replied Louie, "I promised we would do a follow up on Voldemort!" He snaps his fingers and a big screen lowers down from the sky. (Don't ask what's holding it up.)
"Now Mr. Voldemort, are we going to try and hex me again?" came Umbridge's voice from the sceen making everyone shudder.
"N-no ma'am!" said Voldy shaking all over. The words "I will not attempt to kill Miss Umbridge." were bleeding on his hand.
"Can I leave now?" he whined.
"I don't believe the Ministry would allow you to leave now. Yes... I believe you will stay here."
"No more torture! NOT THE TECHNICOLOR KITTEN DISHES AGAIN!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" The screen dissapeared and Voldie's screaming was cut short. By now everyone had stopped what they were doing as they stared in horror.
"NOW it's over"
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Ksssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Other TV noises...