Steve: If you haven't heard Syaoran has been promoted to Voice in Skyklutz's head. Which means I get my job back! So, Skyklutz don't own no one!
"Hey everyone, today is a special show where we're going to go over the VOICE symbols for our newbie here." Louie begins, justting a thumb toward Syaoran. The room turns into a classroom with everone seated at desks. Tim turns into a chibi-style sensei with one of those graduation hat thingies (forget what they are called) and gets out a pointer. On the blackboard behind him are a few pictures and diagrams.
"Let's start with the VOICE salute." He points to a diagram. Everyone stands and makes the peace sign over their left eye and twirls their right index finger in the air as they recite the VOICE motto.
"Die Hiiragizawa, die!" They all sit down and Tim points to the next diagram. Gretchen shoots her hand in the air.
"Sensei, sensei!"
"Yes?"
"Can I say the pledge?"
"Sure." Everyone stands once more and take off any hats or what have you.
"I, a Voice in Skyklutz's Head, pledge to be as random, insane, cracked, and tastefully evil as I possibly can. If in the insidence that I become sane in any way I shall skip through the meadows of Russia in a bikini screaming 'Ducky! Quack Quack!' until a time that I am cured of my saneness." The pledge is finished off with the VOICE salute as everyone sits back down.
"Very good Gretchen-san. Now onto the... official running gag... Hey wait a minute! We didn't think of a running gag yet!" Just then Toya Kinowalker, Yukito-wan Kenobi, and Syaoran Soli run past screaming,
"CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS!!!" as about a dozen or so cats chase after them.
"Yeah that'll work." said Louie, not batting an eye.
"Anyway," continued Tim, "Our official VOICE sound effect is POOSH and our official VOICE interjections are 'Well spill my sippy-cup!', 'Zoinks, Batman!', and 'What's all this then?'." Tim snapped his fingers and the blackboard changed to a list of rules.
"Rule three," he pointed to the first one, "Be as random as possible. Rule twent-seven and a half, don't run with scissors. Rule seven hundred twenty nine point three... okay so there are only two rules. BUT follow them well young grasshopper."
And then because I have run out of things to write on this subject I've decided to turn this into and epic yet humorus adventure with backround music and fanfare! Doo doo doo! So just then Meilin as Milificent from Sleeping Beauty (cuz that story is on my mind) pooshes in.
"Ahahahaha!! I will be the villan of this story and you all must come and defeat me to break the spell!" she cackles in a evily cheesy fashion.
"What spell?" asks Tim.
"This one!" and then the gaudy pink (yet lovely) Sleeping Beauty costume appears on Syaoran.
"Oh no!! I can't take it off!" he cries pulling at the blond curly wig as Milificent dissapears.
"Right then!" says Louie becoming suddenly adventurous, "Let's go find that dastardly fairy and defooty her!" And everyone does the VOICE salute and cheer "Huzza!" except Syaoran who is groping in the back of his dress looking desparately for a zipper of some kind. Then POOSH everyone appears outside in a crimson convertable PT Cruiser with purple flames that seats seven comfortably. Twelve uncomfortably. And just to add drama, there's a mob of angry nuns (you thought it was goin to be cats, didn't you) coming at them with bats, and pitchforks, and swords, and frozen penguins, and of course nunchucks! So Bertha-Sue hits the gas and nothing happens! Gretchen leans over and turns the key in the ignition and switches it into "Drive". Then Bertha-Sue hits the gas and they go flying down the street. Litterally, because the car just sprouted wings. The nuns get in their conveniently placed bus (because busloads of nuns seem to pop up everywhere) and begin to drive after them. Luckily busses aren't terribly aero-dynamic and can't fly as high as the voices in their (incredibly sporty) PT Cruiser, even with nun-power. So they give up and begin to wonder why they were chasing after a bunch of figments of some person's imagination and go back to the cathedral to do holy nun-like things.
"Weird," murmered Tim, glancing behind him. Then I decide I want to be in this adventure too (thus the seven seater car) and I POOSH myself in and Steve types. So they are cruising (in their PT Cruiser) along until they realize they haven't stopped for gas yet so they pull into a convenient gas station. The gas pumper person is an incredibbly handsome young man with stunning grey eyes and and firey red hair.
"George... W-Weasley..." Bertha-Sue murmers, but in realty it is a spell cast by the evil EVIL Eriol. Yes! A disguise spell! Bertha-Sue is the only one who is fooled by his fake yet incredible handsomeness.
"Bertha, it's a trap! That's no George Weasley!" warns Louie from the back seat.
"That's Hiiragizawa!" adds Gretchen. Bertha-Sue bites her lip. She is torn! Eriol is incredibly EVIL yet she can't bring herself to run over the sweet George Weasley.
"Think of the motto Bertha, think of the motto!" cries Tim dramatically. Overwhelming tears well in her eyes.
"DIE HIIRAGIZAWA DIE!!" she screams pushing the gas to the floor, running Eriol over and never looking back. And then a dramatic voice-over guy appears in the back seat, squashing between Skyklutz and Louie, and cramming Syaoran into the door. Thank goodness for child safety locks.
"And so," he says, "The six voices and the girl begin their journey. A journey to remember!" Then the screen goes blank and the dramatic To Be Continued... thingy pops up that everyone hates.
"Hey everyone, today is a special show where we're going to go over the VOICE symbols for our newbie here." Louie begins, justting a thumb toward Syaoran. The room turns into a classroom with everone seated at desks. Tim turns into a chibi-style sensei with one of those graduation hat thingies (forget what they are called) and gets out a pointer. On the blackboard behind him are a few pictures and diagrams.
"Let's start with the VOICE salute." He points to a diagram. Everyone stands and makes the peace sign over their left eye and twirls their right index finger in the air as they recite the VOICE motto.
"Die Hiiragizawa, die!" They all sit down and Tim points to the next diagram. Gretchen shoots her hand in the air.
"Sensei, sensei!"
"Yes?"
"Can I say the pledge?"
"Sure." Everyone stands once more and take off any hats or what have you.
"I, a Voice in Skyklutz's Head, pledge to be as random, insane, cracked, and tastefully evil as I possibly can. If in the insidence that I become sane in any way I shall skip through the meadows of Russia in a bikini screaming 'Ducky! Quack Quack!' until a time that I am cured of my saneness." The pledge is finished off with the VOICE salute as everyone sits back down.
"Very good Gretchen-san. Now onto the... official running gag... Hey wait a minute! We didn't think of a running gag yet!" Just then Toya Kinowalker, Yukito-wan Kenobi, and Syaoran Soli run past screaming,
"CATS CATS CATS CATS CATS!!!" as about a dozen or so cats chase after them.
"Yeah that'll work." said Louie, not batting an eye.
"Anyway," continued Tim, "Our official VOICE sound effect is POOSH and our official VOICE interjections are 'Well spill my sippy-cup!', 'Zoinks, Batman!', and 'What's all this then?'." Tim snapped his fingers and the blackboard changed to a list of rules.
"Rule three," he pointed to the first one, "Be as random as possible. Rule twent-seven and a half, don't run with scissors. Rule seven hundred twenty nine point three... okay so there are only two rules. BUT follow them well young grasshopper."
And then because I have run out of things to write on this subject I've decided to turn this into and epic yet humorus adventure with backround music and fanfare! Doo doo doo! So just then Meilin as Milificent from Sleeping Beauty (cuz that story is on my mind) pooshes in.
"Ahahahaha!! I will be the villan of this story and you all must come and defeat me to break the spell!" she cackles in a evily cheesy fashion.
"What spell?" asks Tim.
"This one!" and then the gaudy pink (yet lovely) Sleeping Beauty costume appears on Syaoran.
"Oh no!! I can't take it off!" he cries pulling at the blond curly wig as Milificent dissapears.
"Right then!" says Louie becoming suddenly adventurous, "Let's go find that dastardly fairy and defooty her!" And everyone does the VOICE salute and cheer "Huzza!" except Syaoran who is groping in the back of his dress looking desparately for a zipper of some kind. Then POOSH everyone appears outside in a crimson convertable PT Cruiser with purple flames that seats seven comfortably. Twelve uncomfortably. And just to add drama, there's a mob of angry nuns (you thought it was goin to be cats, didn't you) coming at them with bats, and pitchforks, and swords, and frozen penguins, and of course nunchucks! So Bertha-Sue hits the gas and nothing happens! Gretchen leans over and turns the key in the ignition and switches it into "Drive". Then Bertha-Sue hits the gas and they go flying down the street. Litterally, because the car just sprouted wings. The nuns get in their conveniently placed bus (because busloads of nuns seem to pop up everywhere) and begin to drive after them. Luckily busses aren't terribly aero-dynamic and can't fly as high as the voices in their (incredibly sporty) PT Cruiser, even with nun-power. So they give up and begin to wonder why they were chasing after a bunch of figments of some person's imagination and go back to the cathedral to do holy nun-like things.
"Weird," murmered Tim, glancing behind him. Then I decide I want to be in this adventure too (thus the seven seater car) and I POOSH myself in and Steve types. So they are cruising (in their PT Cruiser) along until they realize they haven't stopped for gas yet so they pull into a convenient gas station. The gas pumper person is an incredibbly handsome young man with stunning grey eyes and and firey red hair.
"George... W-Weasley..." Bertha-Sue murmers, but in realty it is a spell cast by the evil EVIL Eriol. Yes! A disguise spell! Bertha-Sue is the only one who is fooled by his fake yet incredible handsomeness.
"Bertha, it's a trap! That's no George Weasley!" warns Louie from the back seat.
"That's Hiiragizawa!" adds Gretchen. Bertha-Sue bites her lip. She is torn! Eriol is incredibly EVIL yet she can't bring herself to run over the sweet George Weasley.
"Think of the motto Bertha, think of the motto!" cries Tim dramatically. Overwhelming tears well in her eyes.
"DIE HIIRAGIZAWA DIE!!" she screams pushing the gas to the floor, running Eriol over and never looking back. And then a dramatic voice-over guy appears in the back seat, squashing between Skyklutz and Louie, and cramming Syaoran into the door. Thank goodness for child safety locks.
"And so," he says, "The six voices and the girl begin their journey. A journey to remember!" Then the screen goes blank and the dramatic To Be Continued... thingy pops up that everyone hates.