Steve: She doesn't own any of this stuff.
"If that voice over guy doesn't shut up, I'm gonna toss him right outta this car!" screams Bertha-Sue from the driver's seat as she nearly flies over a third flying zebra. (No flying zebras were harmed in the making of this fanfiction. And for Alfred1011's peace of mind, no penguins were harmed either.) Tim has his hands around the voice over guy's neck and Louie begins to bang his head off of his knees, and Skyklutz and Syaoran are covering their ears singing the Cardcaptors themesong as loud as they can. Why not Catch you Catch me, you ask? Well the voice over guys was THAT annoying that they resorted to the catchy yet Nelvana-fied song.
"Tentions rise amongst the voices, the anime character, and the girl as the intruder begins to grate on their nerves. Some have even--- mmhhhmfff ghbmm thmbbn" his voice is muffled as Tim stretches a piece of duct tape across his mouth.
"Wind, rain, shadow, wood, sword, thunder, power, sleep. Cardcaptors of the Clow, expect the unexpected now. The secrets of the Clow--"
"Okay you can stop now!" wails Gretchen from the front seat as Louie reaches over and pulls their hands off their ears. Even though there's an epic adventure going on, the voices decide that since they're in a car they want to go to a drive-in movie. They are halfway through watching Operation Peticoat that the drive in turns into a kareoke bar and they all try to get each other to sing.
"I can't sing! I'm the head voice here!" says Louie crossing his arms. Everyone else agrees that they probably wouldn't want him to sing anyway.
"Mhbbgth hhhnnnggbllee ssshhhhmmbb," says the Voice-over guy.
"Hey why don't we make the newbie sing!" suggests Tim and all the voices give a nod of aproval. Syaoran turns red.
"I'm in a pink dress!" he protests.
"So are we," states Gretchen as Syaoran realizes everyone in the bar IS wearing pink dresses identicle to his, even Mr. Voice-over.
"I-I can't sing!"
"Yes you can!" cries Bertha-Sue waving the DVD of the Elevator episode in the air. Syaoran's enthusiasm meter is now empty.
"I burnt all those!"
"Not this one!" Syaoran narrows his eyes but stomps up to the stage and takes the micriphone in his hand. Then to add drama Eriol appears beside him and the scary part is, he's wearing a pink dress too!
"Kyaaa! FREAK!" Syaoran hits him on the head with the micriphone and jumps off the stage. He happens to spot Chiharu in the crowd.
"Hey, Eriol's been possesed by Yamazaki and is telling lies!" he says pointing to Eriol.
"That little! That's like a double liar!" she screams running at the stage with her fists clenched. Syaoran joins the others.
"Let's get out of here!" cries Louie as they all appear in the PT Cruiser once more. Now everyone (except Syaoran of course) is dressed in zuit suits and fadoras (Well I guess he gets one of those and he can have a snazzy tie) as Bertha-Sue pushes the accelerater and they take off into the air. They look at the ground underneath them and see a bunch of hills and little round houses built into them. They decide to stop here and Bertha parks in a nearby tree. (That's IN not BY.) So they all leap out of the PT Cruiser and they realize they're in Hobbiton. How they got there is really irrelivant in a random story like this so they all head down to the Green Dragon, looking incredibly stylish in their zuit suits.
"So what brings a bunch of voices like yourselves to hobbiton?" asks the bartender as they all sit down.
"We crashed into a tree." says Louie. He lowers his voice so only the bartender can hear, "And we're lookin' for a certain fairy... She goes by da name of, Millificent."
"Ooh, you're dabbling in trouble with that one..." the bartender shakes his head.
"Why?"
"Because she's sitting right there beside you." Louie nearly jumps out of his seat when he realizes Meilin is sitting right next to him and waving sweetly.
"I knew dat!" he says still keeping his 40s gangsta accent, "Would'jya mind clearin' off baby doll. We're tryin' ta plot against ya!"
"Sure!" then poosh she was gone.
"Well that was easy," murmers Steeve, sucking down his banana milkshake, "Now what?" Just then Kite sits down beside them.
"Uhh, Hi..." says Skyklutz wearily, "How did you get here?"
"You wrote me in," Kite replies sipping at his Strawberry milkshake.
"That's right... I did..." then she unexpectedly falls asleep in her butter beer milkshake. Kite raises an eyebrow.
"Wait a second... Are you a guy?" he asks Syaoran, not really caring about the slumbering authoress.
"Yeah, so?"
"Hey Kite, wanna come with us? We could use another anime character!" offeres Gretchen.
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?" oop his enthusiasm meter broke again...
"It means that this chapter is over," states Tim.
"Huh?" Then blackness.
"If that voice over guy doesn't shut up, I'm gonna toss him right outta this car!" screams Bertha-Sue from the driver's seat as she nearly flies over a third flying zebra. (No flying zebras were harmed in the making of this fanfiction. And for Alfred1011's peace of mind, no penguins were harmed either.) Tim has his hands around the voice over guy's neck and Louie begins to bang his head off of his knees, and Skyklutz and Syaoran are covering their ears singing the Cardcaptors themesong as loud as they can. Why not Catch you Catch me, you ask? Well the voice over guys was THAT annoying that they resorted to the catchy yet Nelvana-fied song.
"Tentions rise amongst the voices, the anime character, and the girl as the intruder begins to grate on their nerves. Some have even--- mmhhhmfff ghbmm thmbbn" his voice is muffled as Tim stretches a piece of duct tape across his mouth.
"Wind, rain, shadow, wood, sword, thunder, power, sleep. Cardcaptors of the Clow, expect the unexpected now. The secrets of the Clow--"
"Okay you can stop now!" wails Gretchen from the front seat as Louie reaches over and pulls their hands off their ears. Even though there's an epic adventure going on, the voices decide that since they're in a car they want to go to a drive-in movie. They are halfway through watching Operation Peticoat that the drive in turns into a kareoke bar and they all try to get each other to sing.
"I can't sing! I'm the head voice here!" says Louie crossing his arms. Everyone else agrees that they probably wouldn't want him to sing anyway.
"Mhbbgth hhhnnnggbllee ssshhhhmmbb," says the Voice-over guy.
"Hey why don't we make the newbie sing!" suggests Tim and all the voices give a nod of aproval. Syaoran turns red.
"I'm in a pink dress!" he protests.
"So are we," states Gretchen as Syaoran realizes everyone in the bar IS wearing pink dresses identicle to his, even Mr. Voice-over.
"I-I can't sing!"
"Yes you can!" cries Bertha-Sue waving the DVD of the Elevator episode in the air. Syaoran's enthusiasm meter is now empty.
"I burnt all those!"
"Not this one!" Syaoran narrows his eyes but stomps up to the stage and takes the micriphone in his hand. Then to add drama Eriol appears beside him and the scary part is, he's wearing a pink dress too!
"Kyaaa! FREAK!" Syaoran hits him on the head with the micriphone and jumps off the stage. He happens to spot Chiharu in the crowd.
"Hey, Eriol's been possesed by Yamazaki and is telling lies!" he says pointing to Eriol.
"That little! That's like a double liar!" she screams running at the stage with her fists clenched. Syaoran joins the others.
"Let's get out of here!" cries Louie as they all appear in the PT Cruiser once more. Now everyone (except Syaoran of course) is dressed in zuit suits and fadoras (Well I guess he gets one of those and he can have a snazzy tie) as Bertha-Sue pushes the accelerater and they take off into the air. They look at the ground underneath them and see a bunch of hills and little round houses built into them. They decide to stop here and Bertha parks in a nearby tree. (That's IN not BY.) So they all leap out of the PT Cruiser and they realize they're in Hobbiton. How they got there is really irrelivant in a random story like this so they all head down to the Green Dragon, looking incredibly stylish in their zuit suits.
"So what brings a bunch of voices like yourselves to hobbiton?" asks the bartender as they all sit down.
"We crashed into a tree." says Louie. He lowers his voice so only the bartender can hear, "And we're lookin' for a certain fairy... She goes by da name of, Millificent."
"Ooh, you're dabbling in trouble with that one..." the bartender shakes his head.
"Why?"
"Because she's sitting right there beside you." Louie nearly jumps out of his seat when he realizes Meilin is sitting right next to him and waving sweetly.
"I knew dat!" he says still keeping his 40s gangsta accent, "Would'jya mind clearin' off baby doll. We're tryin' ta plot against ya!"
"Sure!" then poosh she was gone.
"Well that was easy," murmers Steeve, sucking down his banana milkshake, "Now what?" Just then Kite sits down beside them.
"Uhh, Hi..." says Skyklutz wearily, "How did you get here?"
"You wrote me in," Kite replies sipping at his Strawberry milkshake.
"That's right... I did..." then she unexpectedly falls asleep in her butter beer milkshake. Kite raises an eyebrow.
"Wait a second... Are you a guy?" he asks Syaoran, not really caring about the slumbering authoress.
"Yeah, so?"
"Hey Kite, wanna come with us? We could use another anime character!" offeres Gretchen.
"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?" oop his enthusiasm meter broke again...
"It means that this chapter is over," states Tim.
"Huh?" Then blackness.