Steve: Don't sue her for writin' stupid stuff, it's not hers okay?
"No, Kite-kun can't come with us!" says Bertha-Sue, "We need more girl power in this fic. And we all know Skyklutz's aversion to main characters to ANY story... Toan excluded." Then poosh, Sumomo appears (because Skyklutz has the Chobits theme running through her head) sipping, what else but, a plum milkshake.
"Can persocoms even drink milksahkes?" asks Steeve.
"They can in a random fic." says Tim duly. Then Sumomo dissapears becase it is apparent that she is only about a foot tall and therefore unfit for the intensity of a random epic adventure.
Hey! Who let you type, Tomoyo?
Skyklutz did.
That means this is gonna get fluffy, ain't it?
Not particularly... Perhaps a little but not exsessively.
Anyway, the Voices contemplate who they would like their female anime character to be when Primela pooshes in.
"Yeah she'll work," decides Louie.
"Hey! I know you!" she squeals pointing our incredibly kawaii companion, "You're Syaoran!"
"Not the one you know." Li-kun replies after a sip from his chocolate milkshake. Primela-chan looked as if she would cry as she sat down in the booth, dismayed.
"I'll never get it right..."
"Frell! I'll kill that Hiiragizawa!" the graceful authoress spat sitting strait up as she awakes from her slumber breathing heavily.
"Shh," comforts Gretchen putting a hand on her shoulder, "Hiiragizawa's gone, now."
"But for how long?"
"Hey, I said he was gone NOW. Yeesh, live in the present will ya?" Then Tomoyo remembers she hasn't filmed Sakura in over five seconds and she runs off and lets me type. And poosh again they are all on Moya in a distant galaxy.
"Wow, this must be because of the Farscape mini series, huh?" says Steeve as he looks at his surroundings.
"Let us say a few words in reverence of Harvey." says Louie and everyone bows their heads, "Harvey... was a voice. A voice in Jon Crichton's head... He was a good voice. Saved Jon's life once or twice and," he sighs, holding back tears, "He always managed to bring life and humor to the story." Louie couldn't take it anymore and he fell onto Gretchen. Bawling. Steve has decided to make this story in the past tense because it is easier to type that way. Anyway... Gretchen continued for him, a comforting arm on his shoulder.
"He made us laugh, with his Hawaiian shirt, and that bunny suit, not to mention his cartoon self was quite fetching. Rest in peace Harvey. Our friend and fellow Voice."
"Die Hiiragizawa, die." they all chorused sadly in closing.
"Where is everyone?" asked Syaoran. But no one was there. Not even Pilot and somehow they all knew that because I don't feel like typing how they found out...
"Who's steering Moya, then?" wondered Tim aloud and everyone looked at Syaoran.
"Why always me?"
"Cause I lluuuuuuuv you!" squealed Skyklutz, batting her eyelashes. Syaoran turned on his heels and stomped to the Pilot controll steering thingy and walked behind the controll panell. A convenient swively chair pooshes in.
"Convenient..." he murmers as he sits down. Gah!! So many buttons and pushy down thingies and he only has two arms!!
"Kuso! I don't even know what any of this means!" His eyes scanned over the many switches and sees one that says "Go".
"Well, that's a step in the right direction at least..." He pushed the "Go" button and a little blue light appears in the back of the ship that starts creeping up the entire thing. And Steve descides he is going to be inconsistent with the writing tense just to confuse and annoy you. Syaoran searches for the comlink button until he finds it and pushes it!
"Crap! Everyone, I accidently pushed the button to go into Starburst! Hold onto somethin'!" Then they pooshed gazzillions of miles through space. And lucky them they land right in a sea of Peacekeepers who begin to invade Moya!! Ooooh Nooo!! Syaoran looks around frantically until he sees a pulse pistol under his swivley chair.
"Uhhh, stay... here." he tells Moya feeling a little stupid as he leaves the controll room.
Dun dun dunnn!! I will make you wait for the incredibly dashing sequence that is coming up because I am evil! Mwuahahaha!
"No, Kite-kun can't come with us!" says Bertha-Sue, "We need more girl power in this fic. And we all know Skyklutz's aversion to main characters to ANY story... Toan excluded." Then poosh, Sumomo appears (because Skyklutz has the Chobits theme running through her head) sipping, what else but, a plum milkshake.
"Can persocoms even drink milksahkes?" asks Steeve.
"They can in a random fic." says Tim duly. Then Sumomo dissapears becase it is apparent that she is only about a foot tall and therefore unfit for the intensity of a random epic adventure.
Hey! Who let you type, Tomoyo?
Skyklutz did.
That means this is gonna get fluffy, ain't it?
Not particularly... Perhaps a little but not exsessively.
Anyway, the Voices contemplate who they would like their female anime character to be when Primela pooshes in.
"Yeah she'll work," decides Louie.
"Hey! I know you!" she squeals pointing our incredibly kawaii companion, "You're Syaoran!"
"Not the one you know." Li-kun replies after a sip from his chocolate milkshake. Primela-chan looked as if she would cry as she sat down in the booth, dismayed.
"I'll never get it right..."
"Frell! I'll kill that Hiiragizawa!" the graceful authoress spat sitting strait up as she awakes from her slumber breathing heavily.
"Shh," comforts Gretchen putting a hand on her shoulder, "Hiiragizawa's gone, now."
"But for how long?"
"Hey, I said he was gone NOW. Yeesh, live in the present will ya?" Then Tomoyo remembers she hasn't filmed Sakura in over five seconds and she runs off and lets me type. And poosh again they are all on Moya in a distant galaxy.
"Wow, this must be because of the Farscape mini series, huh?" says Steeve as he looks at his surroundings.
"Let us say a few words in reverence of Harvey." says Louie and everyone bows their heads, "Harvey... was a voice. A voice in Jon Crichton's head... He was a good voice. Saved Jon's life once or twice and," he sighs, holding back tears, "He always managed to bring life and humor to the story." Louie couldn't take it anymore and he fell onto Gretchen. Bawling. Steve has decided to make this story in the past tense because it is easier to type that way. Anyway... Gretchen continued for him, a comforting arm on his shoulder.
"He made us laugh, with his Hawaiian shirt, and that bunny suit, not to mention his cartoon self was quite fetching. Rest in peace Harvey. Our friend and fellow Voice."
"Die Hiiragizawa, die." they all chorused sadly in closing.
"Where is everyone?" asked Syaoran. But no one was there. Not even Pilot and somehow they all knew that because I don't feel like typing how they found out...
"Who's steering Moya, then?" wondered Tim aloud and everyone looked at Syaoran.
"Why always me?"
"Cause I lluuuuuuuv you!" squealed Skyklutz, batting her eyelashes. Syaoran turned on his heels and stomped to the Pilot controll steering thingy and walked behind the controll panell. A convenient swively chair pooshes in.
"Convenient..." he murmers as he sits down. Gah!! So many buttons and pushy down thingies and he only has two arms!!
"Kuso! I don't even know what any of this means!" His eyes scanned over the many switches and sees one that says "Go".
"Well, that's a step in the right direction at least..." He pushed the "Go" button and a little blue light appears in the back of the ship that starts creeping up the entire thing. And Steve descides he is going to be inconsistent with the writing tense just to confuse and annoy you. Syaoran searches for the comlink button until he finds it and pushes it!
"Crap! Everyone, I accidently pushed the button to go into Starburst! Hold onto somethin'!" Then they pooshed gazzillions of miles through space. And lucky them they land right in a sea of Peacekeepers who begin to invade Moya!! Ooooh Nooo!! Syaoran looks around frantically until he sees a pulse pistol under his swivley chair.
"Uhhh, stay... here." he tells Moya feeling a little stupid as he leaves the controll room.
Dun dun dunnn!! I will make you wait for the incredibly dashing sequence that is coming up because I am evil! Mwuahahaha!