AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UPDATE AT LAST! Slow Mimi I be hehehe

General disclaimer I don't own resident evil or Hunk, thou if I did I would have lots of shoes. I do own NAOMI she is MINNNNE so hands off, and now I own this new character Alabama, but he's a bit of a big poo-poo head so if you want him I can gladly kick him your way ^__^ (I'm joking he is my character u steal you die, you ask, you get nice words in return ^___^).

Sorry this update took so long, I'm just bloomin lazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy. I'm getting over my hate for my chapters you'll be glad to know ^__^ erm and a bit of a warning there seems to be more swearing in this chapter than there is in any of the others ^__^; if you think I should up the rating because of it please email me and tell me! Anyway now I'm starting to ramble, so on with the shoooooooooooooooooooow

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Bumping into Hunk has made my day very interesting! We had two completely different missions on either side of town, and we both meet up. Must be fate. His mission was to retrieve a G-Virus sample from Birkin...ha looks like he's fucked up big time. Well well well, a first for Mr Amazing. My mission's also relatively simple, neutralize and retrieve the rouge nemesis. Would have been easy if I had been given half competent soldiers! Fucking pussy's. They all ran away at the first sign of trouble and got themselves killed. We set up a simple trap to capture the nemesis, all we had to do was release the anti-B.O.W gas, fire a few tranq shots and bam. Done. But oh no, my team shit themselves, released the gas too early, wasting it, then the men ran right into the nemesis's path and got torn apart!  Damn Umbrella for sending all the good team's on Hunks stupid mission. Looks like they're all dead now anyway...It's all up to me again to save the day. I've spent the last couple of days tracking the nemesis, trying to figure out a way of capturing it, it would be relatively simple to kill it, just lure it somewhere enclosed and blow it up, but Umbrella want it for tests so I have to take it back alive. Great. Just fucking great. Raccoon City is just one big fuck up! I can't believe I'm stuck in this dump with no one to play with....ha I sound like a child when I say that, but I am bored out of my mind. Killing random zombies and B.O.W's just aint my thing. I like to prey on things with half a brain. But now Hunks here...it's made my day that much brighter. I was tracking the nemesis when I first saw them, I couldn't believe my eyes! There was Captain Hunk, one of Umbrellas finest, Mr never had a relationship that's lasted more than twenty four hours, holding some cuties hand. If only the guys back at base could have seen it! He'd be the laughing stock of the whole corporation! They were running down one of the main roads, right into a road block. I think it must have been the girls fault because Hunk started to really shout at her and she just cried! Being a good soldier, Hunk was able to tell something was wrong, but this girl was completely oblivious to what was about to happen to her, and was still crying. I was twenty foot away and she was already starting to piss me off, all that crying and whining, damn, I'm amazed that Hunk didn't shoot her right there and then! Nemesis came storming out after the two of them, and now this is where I was really surprised, instead of using the girl as a human shield, he took nemesis on himself and told her to run! He told her to run and save herself! I have never seen him act like this before....well maybe when we were young...really young...but that's a totally different story. The girl did as she was told, ran away while Hunk got a beating from the nemesis. I thought it was my lucky day, I'd get to watch Hunk get ripped apart and get a nice piece of ass afterwards. I would of course run out and save the girl from her impending doom, she'd fall at my feet and worship me, ha, I'd have my wicked way, then use her as bait for the nemesis. But the nemesis got fed up with beating on Hunk and walked away, then the little heroine came back. She didn't realise that nemesis was so close by, and while she was trying to help out Hunk, it came back. I laughed when I saw her face, I swear she was so scared she must have pissed herself! The nemesis actually picked her up off the floor...but she talked to it, I don't know what the hell she said, I was too far away to hear, but she managed to appeal to it. She cried some more and it backed off, well, after it threw her down on the floor, but it did back off. That's what's wrong with it, the scientists made a big mistake and forgot to wipe all its memory, its still human at the core...It saw something in her face and just ran away. I'll make sure to remember that for later, might be able to use that against it. The girl actually managed to get Hunk all the way down the street and into a hotel. I must admit, I am impressed with her determination and bravery. They stayed in one of the first floor rooms, I stayed close by. They were there for the night and most of the morning...I walked in on them just before sunrise to see what was going on. Hunk must have been in a bad way because he didn't wake up, we've both been trained to sleep with one eye open all the time. Never fall into a deep sleep, especially when you're on a mission! I could have slit their throats while they were sleeping...but that wouldn't be fun would it. I guess they were both asleep out of exhaustion, girls probably never had this much exercise before in her life, and she probably tired out Hunk with all her whining. Hunks chest was all bandaged up, and the girl was curled up beside him, like a cute scene in one of those lamo romance movies...not that I would know hell I don't watch that shit unless I'm trying to bed a girl...I left after staring at them for a few minutes, and sneaked out the back through the kitchen. I locked the kitchen door just to piss them off. Judging on their general direction, they look like they are heading for pick up point B, so I knew they would come this way, I just picked an ally way, settled down and waited. The girl noticed me first. Hunk did something that didn't surprise me, he wanted to leave me there. So I decided to regain consciousness, that way he knew that I had seen him, if I got back to base and reported him, he'd get a serious reprimand. Still, it took a bit of convincing from the girl before he'd actually pick me up. I found out that the girls name was Naomi when they were taking me to this clinic they mentioned. I also found out that Hunks been quite the naughty boy, telling her all our little secrets. I can have fun with this. I decided to slip back in to unconsciousness, it would piss off Hunk. He wasn't extremely gentle with me at that time, just dumping me down on the floor, but now I'm on a comfy sofa so I can't complain. I can hear the girl, Naomi, telling Hunk to go. Something about getting medical supplies...I think she must be hurt because Hunk keeps asking her how she's feeling. Another thing I'll be able to use to my advantage hopefully. Though why can't he just leave? He must be worried about me, thinking that I'd hurt his little girlfriend. I wouldn't think of doing such a thing.....yet. I can have way too much fun with this!

"Look, if he wakes up just don't....don't say anything to him about us ok?" The door slams shut as Hunk leaves the room. I'll wait a little bit longer before I come round....damn I should get a fucking Oscar for this act! I can hear Naomi flipping through paper...probably magazines, she just sighs and I hear them fall on the floor.

"I'm so fucking stupid...How could I hurt my head like that?" So, she is hurt....Let the games begin! I stretch a little and moan.

"Oh...hey there? You awake?" Shit its bright in here, I have to blink a few times to get used to the light again.

"Naomi....that's your name, isn't it?" I cough a little to put on the act that I'm really hurt, I can see that she's fallen for it, she looks so worried. Ha if only she knew...

"Yeah! You remembered! How are you...I mean does anything hurt? Is there anything I can do to make you feel better or something...." I can think of a few things she could do for me to make me feel a whole lot better...but I wont mention them now....

"A few million aspirins....feels like a truck ran me over twenty times..." She giggles and nods, my movements are slow and shaky, it just adds to the illusion that I'm hurt...

"I know how you feel....Hunk will be back with some stuff soon, I'm sure he'll have something that will help you..." I sit up to get a good look at her. I can see why Hunk is so taken by her, she is pretty damned hot, even when her face is dirty...she looks too pale, shock perhaps...She's not Hunks type though which is weird....oh well we're all allowed a little variety in our life eh?

"I'm sure he will....Thanks...for helping me out." I should thank her, if it was up to Hunk he would have left me in that alleyway....ok so I'm not really hurt and I could have got up any time I wanted, but then I'd have to have walked all the way here...

"No problem, we all gotta stick together through this shit....right?" She smiles again, there's something infectious about it...something I cant put my finger on just yet...but...oh shit never mind.

"Yeah its pretty crazy here right now isn't it?" She nods again and reaches into a backpack, must be hers.

"Want some water?" She hands me a bottle of water....it's from that hotel, it has its name all over it.

"Thanks....wow fancy, that's the most expensive hotel in town isn't it?" She just nods as she opens a bottle of her own. She looks a little uncomfortable, she doesn't know what to say to me, Hunks messed her up with that last comment he made, "don't say anything about us" ha now she doesn't know what to say at all.

"Are you ok Naomi?" She nods again and touches her head gently...

"I just hit my head...like you. I'm fine, don't worry about it..." I pat the sofa, motioning for her to sit down next to me...

"The sofa looks more comfortable than that table...come on I wont bite!" Yet. Ha. She's hesitating, she doesn't trust me yet. I bet she trusted Hunk straight away...bastard.

"How'd you meet up with Hunk anyway...?" If she won't sit next to me, I'll question her instead....

"Erm.....I don't know......" What kind of answer is that? I don't know! God she's a bad liar.

 "You don't know? What you don't remember or something?" She shakes her head and shrugs, humm this might be hard, she seems to have built up a lot of trust with Hunk...maybe if I tell her a few home truths about our Hunk, she'll trust me instead...

"I just....don't know what to say really. I was in an office building and Hunk helped me out...I've tagged along since then..." An office building? Interesting...She's nervous around me, I can tell by the way she's sitting, how she's fiddling with the sticker on the water bottle...

"How did you survive this long...I mean I know our teams were only sent out a few days ago...all this trouble started before then..." I keep my voice low and soft, like I care about what she has to say...

"I dunno...just hid and stuff...if Hunk hadn't come along I probably would have died...." Looking at her, you wouldn't think she'd last two seconds in this city alone, but she managed to survive before she met up with Hunk...I'm actually a little surprised at that...This whole day has just been full of surprises for me!

"Wasn't there any other survivors? Or...are you the only one left?" I hope I look sincere when I say all this shit, I really couldn't care less...

"It's just me, no one else I was with made it...We haven't come across anyone else alive...well accept you of course!" She forces a smile again and gets up to sit on the sofa next to me. Yes. Is she going to start crying? Her eyes seem to have watered up, must have hit a nerve...

"See, much more comfy than that table...Where did you use to work? If you don't mind me asking..." If I can figure out where she used to work, I can work out where Hunk fucked up and rub it in his face later on. I love winding him up....

"I err...for Umbrella. I guess we work for the same guys huh? Just an admin office on Madison avenue." Ah, I know it, its one of the off shoots of the main umbrella underground labs, Hunk must have got lost in the underground passages and came up in there...What an idiot, how could you get lost down there? What he forgot how to read his map? And Naomi works for Umbrella huh? Ok so just some office bitch, but Umbrella wouldn't like her to get into the public, god knows what she saw in that office...Hunk should have killed her on site. I would have.

"I guess we do Naomi. How are you holding up then? This is all a little crazy isn't it....even for me..." I try to look like I'm having a hard time, hunch the shoulders, hang my head and frown. But in fact I'm loving it, I mean yeah I'm pretty pissed off with the situation I'm in at the moment, but on the other hand, I get to run around doing what I do best, killing. Naomi's put her hand on my shoulder...

"I'm...ok. If it wasn't for Hunk I'd probably be crying in some corner somewhere, just waiting to be eaten...We just gotta be strong like him I suppose..." I see what she's getting at. Hunk's always Mr Tough, Mr Strong, he never lets on that he's afraid of anything. Ever. Actually...he doesn't ever really show any kind of emotion...

 "Naomi...I don't want to scare you, but....has Hunk...tried anything with you?" Now its time for me to stir things up, I'll tell some of those home truths about our loveable Captain Hunk, hopefully she'll begin to trust me more than him....

"What? Tried anything? What do you mean by that?" She's become defensive, pulling her hand away from my shoulder, sitting up straight, staring at me.

"Look, I know I've just met you but, with what I've seen here in this city...I cant take this kinda crap anymore, I don't want to see him hurt someone again....We work together you know that much, I've seen him do things...with people...god I don't want to scare you, it's bad enough already with all those things out there but...he's dangerous ok. I just want you to be careful, now I'm here, I'll be able to stop him if he tries anything but...just try not to be alone with him..." I'm keeping my voice low, whispering even, it makes it all more convincing. I can see I've confused her, good. She's frowning now...

"Hurt me? I don't think he would hurt me....he's hurt other people?" Her right hand is squeezing her left shoulder, and she's chewing on her bottom lip, she's worried, worried that Hunk isn't the type of guy she thought he was....great, I love it when one of my plans starts to go right...

"He's told you about who we are right? I'm not stupid, you don't have to lie to me..." Naomi just nods, she knows who we are, what we do for Umbrella. He's probably told her we're just some kind of hyped up security force, but in fact we're a lot more than that. We're their personal mercenaries. We kill. And that's fine by me...

"I've just seen him go...crazy. He gets this look on his face..." Naomi nods at me. She knows what I'm talking about. We all get the look to some extent, for me I guess it's more a look of...amusement. But for Hunk, he's totally focused, he looks deadly. I've seen people faint just by looking into his gaze when he's like that. Ok so those people were already scared by the team that just crashed into their living room, but one look at Hunk and it was heart attack central.

"It's like he enjoys what he is doing...and I've seen him do some pretty awful things...I just can't stand it sometimes." Ok so I might enjoy our job more than he does, but I know for a fact that he does enjoy killing. I can see it in his eyes, that little twinkle in his eyes when he kills someone, the way he almost lets himself smile...Shit anyone would think I'm gay talking about him like that...fuck that. Naomi looks like she's going to cry again. I'll be able to comfort her then...I hope she doesn't cry on my jacket, it's already dirty enough already.

"What.....what has he done?" Naomi's getting very agitated, she keeps looking back towards the doors, probably scared Hunk will walk in on our little conversation. I should be careful, I better keep my ears open for him, if he comes back before I finish my little story it might end in a blood bath, and I've only just got here, that's no fun at all. Humm what mission should I pick to tell her about? Yes, the last one, before Raccoon City. One of scientists heavily involved with the T-virus testing's was selling information to a rival company and we were sent into kill the scientist and his family. We went in at night, the cover of darkness is always a good thing. Hunk was the leader on this one, damn him, I never get to be in charge when he's involved. We went into the scientist's house and rounded up his family. He had a beautiful wife who had no idea of what was going on, the kids were oblivious too, crying and clinging on to her dressing gown....The scientist himself was pretty dorky. I couldn't believe he managed to bag himself a wife that beautiful. She must have felt sorry for him and just agreed to marry him...or did it for the money. The scientist knew what was coming, he begged Hunk to let his family go, but our orders were clear. Kill them all. It would teach any would be traitors a lesson, Umbrella will go after your family as well if you betray us. The wife went a little bit skitzo at that point, screaming at her husband for being so stupid, so I shot her, in the head. Hunk got angry, he hadn't given the order yet. So to piss him off even more I shot the kids. The scientist went for me then, in his pyjamas. Like he could have hurt me. Hunk shot him before he got 2 foot away from me. The rest of the team cleared up the place while Hunk reprimanded me in front of them. It was so fucking embarrassing. I'm a captain just like him, but just because he was given command he's allowed to boss me about. I hate it. I never get to be his boss...Shit Naomi's staring at me, I've got my hands clenched, I'm angry and she can see it....damn it...no wait I can use this to my advantage...

"We...we were sent in by Umbrella to...kill this scientist. I'm sorry I shouldn't be telling you this...but you need to know if we're going to be here with Hunk. The scientist had a family...we were supposed to let them go but....Hunk decided to kill them. He killed the two little ones first, in front of the scientist and his wife. Then he killed the scientist...and the wife was left....he ordered us to clean up the scene while he took her upstairs and...." I shake my head and stop. I just embellished on the facts a little...humm well a lot really. Actually, in hindsight, I wish I hadn't been so hasty and killed that wife so quickly...

"I....no he wouldn't do that....would he?" She's biting he bottom lip again, must be a nervous habit.

"You think I'm lying? Think what you like but I'm just trying to warn you ok..." Naomi's now staring at the door, every now and again she looks at me, but her eyes always dart back towards the door...Is she scared of him walking in again...or no...is she waiting for Hunk? What the hell? I tell her he's this rapist murdering psychopath and she sits there and waits for his return...No, don't get angry, calm down. I can't loose my temper now, not in front of her...She's built up a lot of trust with Hunk, I can't expect to destroy that with one story. Trust has to be built up over time, it also has to be broken over time. She doesn't know if she should believe me or not, I mean come on she's only just met me! I was kidding myself if I thought I could get her on my side that quick! I can hear footsteps coming back down the hall. It's got to be Hunk...

"I mean I know you guys kill....and stuff, but I didn't think Hunk would....I mean he has lied to me...but he's saved my life countless times now...he wouldn't hurt me...would he?" She's talking more to herself than to me, her voice is barely a whisper. I take hold of her hand but she doesn't even notice me...Damn, Hunks getting nearer...

"Look he's coming back....Don't tell him a thing about what we talked about ok? That way he won't flip out...." I give Naomi's hand a friendly squeeze, just so she knows that I'm here now...Here for her.