Epinine's True Love Epinine was walking down the streeeeets of Paris one morning. Epinine was waitin 4 Marius, the guy she wanted as her boytoy. "Marius is, like, really hott" she thought. She decidedb to go home to her computer, where she had the only Marius fanboard on the Internet. "Where have you been?" said Garvoche, who was looking up information about Arbril Lavine for a school project. "Nowere," said Epinine. "You got an email, BTW." Garvoche lauffed. "Your Marius fanboard has been deleted" (AN Poor Eppie) "WHAT?!" shouted Epinine. "I was just about to allow webcam capacity!" "I now, it sux?" said Garvoche. 'hows Mariuis gonna no that u like him." "Dont wory' said Epinine. "I have a plan." Iwant 5 revues or I wont continu! Youl be left hanging! And don'r tel me to fix my speeling and gramerr, becase I dont care! No flames alowwed!

Epinine's True Love Chater 2 "This is my fierend Kaitlan," said Epinine. "She going to help.""I love yur fanboard," Kaitlan squeeled. It sucks it git delete."Yea," sed Garvoche. "Now were gouin to staok Marius, so we gota be quiets as mices." (A/N: Lol, Garvoce wouid be a grate Golunm! Lol) Marius walked by atthat moment.Epinine and Kaitlan shreeekd. "Marry us, Marius!"MarIus didn't heer them. "Good said Epinine. "Let's stak him!"They falawed him to his house were he went on the computer and Epinine reelized he had invented the internet (A/N Internet was invented around then rite) and he had seen the mareeus fanbord and been scerred and had ut canseled. Epinine didant Kerr, (AN sublinal messag- vot Kerr) cuz she luved Marius way 2 much. Finelly she dsided 2 tell him da truf. 'I luv ya Marius.' "That;s weerd" sad Marius "I luv yu 2. Epinine will u murry me?" Yes sed Epinine. "Can I be bridesmaid." Said kaItlan. "Sure sed Eppinine. So they ogt merried, garvoche was best man. 'My only dauter all gorwn up." Said Mme Thearndier. "I love you Epinine." "I luve u 2 mommy," said Eppie. Finely marius and epinine went to there manshin. "Howlong will you luve me." Said Epinine. Marius said "4ever." "4ever" said Epinine. THE END Noflames, please revew.