Now 4 the next chappie!!! YAY!!!

We find our heroes once again placed in a very odd situation, much like the previous incident involving pixie stix. I, the amazing authoress IncyBincer, would like to warn all readers that there will be severe occness. Just like before! Okay, I'll shut up now.

So anyway, while Kurama and Hiei had been killing Barney, playing the barnyard animal game, and rejoicing over Bush's death, Yusuke had been plotting his devious revenge against Hiei for stealing his pixie stix.

What he didn't stop to realize, was that he wasn't really smart enough to create such an elaborate plan, and ended up getting trapped in it himself.

THE WHITE ROOM

Kurama: so… how did we get here again?

Yusuke: It's my revenge on Hiei for stealing my Pixie Stix!

Kurama: Is that why you locked in here too?

Yusuke: Well, uhhh…

Hiei: 'drooling' need. sugar. 'stares at wall'

Yusuke: . what's up with him?

Kurama: He never got over that first sugar rush, it messed with his mind.

Yusuke: Sooo… what now?

Kurama: 'looks at Yusuke in disbelief' What do you mean "what now"! This is your plan!

Yusuke: I know! While I decide what to do next, I'll eat the Pixie Stix that I smuggled into this room hidden under the suspicious black trenchcoat I'm wearing!

Kurama: 'sigh' You shouldn't have said that

Hiei: Oo The voices tell me I have to kill you now. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm not.

Kurama: 'sighs again' Ever since I got over the hyperness (a/n I don't think that's a word. Oh well) I have forbidden him of Pixie Stix. You might want to run now.

Yusuke: O.O eep!

Kurama watched on as the crazed fire demon and panicked Spirit Detective ran around the small white room for a while. All of the sudden, Hiei jump tackled Yusuke and the Pixie Stix went flying.

Kurama and Hiei's eyes went wide. These weren't just your everyday normal small pixie stix. These were the ultra super jumbo LARGE Pixie Stix! The pinnacle of all sugardom! The ultimate in hyperness making!!! (a/n I love making up words)

Kurama: Oh Shit.

Hiei: MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Without further ado he started pouring the colorful sugar down his throat in glee. After finishing about half of the supply, he turned to Kurama with a fierce glint in his eye. No really, his eye, you know the Jagan? (a/n spelling? Aw screw it)

Anyway, using his cool psychic-like powers, he managed to force Kurama to eat the rest of the sugar.

Yusuke: NOOOOOOOOOO! Not again!

After sobbing for a few moments, Yusuke stopped and just curled up in a fetal position in a dark corner of the crazy room.

Hiei: Do you hear it too? . .

Kurama: What?

Hiei: Oh, there it goes.

Kurama: 'looks confused'

Hiei: Did you hear that!?

Kurama: Uh… no.

Hiei: It's gone again.

Kurama: This is why you shouldn't have sugar.

Hiei: There it is again! Oh and I've been hearing this loooong before I had sugar.

Kurama: You mean you've always been crazy?

Hiei: Yeah! Woo Hoo! Being crazy is really fun you know. You get to have conversations with people that other people can't see!

Kurama: Wonderful

For lack of anything better to do with the story (again), the authoress decides to put Kuwabaka 'cough' I mean Kuwabara and Boton in the crazy room. Keep in mind that I don't hate either of them, I just think they are really stupid. XD.

Hiei: The third voice from the right of the left at the end of the row of voices in my head tells me to tell Kuwabaka that his face scares small children. It isn't me saying this, but I do agree.

Kuwabaka: Why you little! I oughta pummel you into the ground for that!

He then promptly tripped and fell into a big hole that magically appeared, where he was sent to somewhere that he would not scare little children (or me). The hole the magically disappeared again. Just like Boton's oar! Talking about Boton…

Boton: Look at me! I'm a sheep! Woof Woof!

Hiei: Okay, this is me saying this and my voices are in full agreement, Boton you're a moron, go away.

Boton: Oh no Hiei, this time I'm standing up for myself. By the way, which way is 'up'?

Kurama: 'is once again sugar high' Up is where the sky is! And there are birdies, and cloudies, and staries and the sunny and the moonie…

Kurama continued to rattle off everything he could think of that is 'up', while Boton listened carefully trying to remember everything, but only managing to remember 'sheeps go woof and dogs go baa' which is of course incorrect, but don't try to tell her that.

In the meantime Hiei was having an intense discussion with every voice in his head that lived on the fifth row to the back on the second level of the first story of the fourth block from Kurama's house in his mind.

We must attack now Yes, now while the fox and the ferrygirl are distracted Don't forget the baka in the corner But that one has been very helpful in retrieving us sugar He has also trapped us in this room Which brings us back to the first point, kill everyone while their all here

(Real Hiei) must I kill them?

(All of the voices) YES!

Hiei: The voices are in agreement, you all must die now.

Unfortunately for Hiei, in his fragile state of mind, he didn't realize that all the blood that he shed was not real, but totally fictional, quite literally a figment of his imagination. But it was funny watching him pretend to wave his sword around and kill huge masses of people.

Kurama: What now?

Boton: I dunno.

Yet again, for lack of inspiration, IB is in the story! Its probably not that funny anymore is it? Oh well.

IB: Hey guys.

Kurama: Konnichiwa

Boton: Konnichiwa

IB: So what do you wanna do?

Kurama: I dunno.

Boton: 'has stars in her eyes' I've always wanted to be famous!

Yusuke: 'just got over his depression and whacks Boton over the head' Don't be dense.

Boton: Hey! 'her oar appears out of nowhere and she whacks Yusuke with it'

Kuwabaka: 'just figured out how to get out of the paper bag he was trapped in' Yusuke you shouldn't hit girls!

Yusuke: Aw shut it, I can do whatever I want to!

Then they started to… bum bum bummmmmm DANCE!!!!

Kurama: Why are Yusuke and Kuwabara dancing the tango?

IB: 'snicker'

Kurama: I wish I were the author, then I could make cool things happen just by typing then up on the computer.

IB: What kind of cool things would you do?

Kurama: 'looks very mysterious with shadows all around him' I'd make it… RAIN FLOWERS!!! 'he gets a gleeful look on his face while the background gets all pink and girly with flowers all around'.

IB: 'sigh' Some things never change. Damn out of ideas again! Oh well, I guess everyone can leave now, except Hiei, he's a danger to himself and every one else in the world.

Kurama: How do we get out?

IB: Uh, you could use the unlocked door that's been right there on the wall this entire time.

Kurama: Where?!

IB: Ha ha just kidding, I'll make one. Oh and before you go, there's gullible written on the ceiling.

Kurama: There is? 'looks up' I don't see anything.

IB: 'sigh' and he was supposed to be the smart one, this is way too easy. Note to self, beware the effects of WAY to much sugar.

END OF CHAPTER 2

'sigh' I guess I should stop getting disposable muses, they just don't get the job done! I was so excited that ppl actually liked this that I tried to write again soon, (that and I was kinda bored today) but I don't think its as funny as b4. I'll keep trying! This might even turn into a crossover at some point, I dunno. That'd be kinda fun. Review with suggestions and I'll see if I can use them! Thx again to wanderingdragon, Demon of the Black Fire, and Panorama. Arigato gozaimashita!

O and just because it's funny, once I was skiing with my brother and friends and we were riding on the gondola. I looked up and someone had actually written gullible on the ceiling! They misspelled it too. I managed to convince my brother, friend, and even some strangers to look up, and only one person didn't my brother's friend. We laughed at him for the rest of the weekend, but he still didn't believe us. Ha ha, loser.