hallo... how are you? I am under the water. Daddy is bored and daddy just wrote 2 chapters of danmachi and da- fuck this is super gay, I'll stop. Any who, as I was saying, this 18 year old non English speaking nigga is bloody bored. just wrote 2 chapters of danmachi and my beta... he uhh... he got sick and exams so he cant beta for the two chaps of dan fic 20k and 30k words respectfully... respectively?; n he takes a while, no jokes correcting takes longer than writing. Dont judge me, I'm COD Black Ops drunk. Oh Reznov, why!?

Anyway, since this fic is technically over and the hedonistic perfectionist I am kinda wants to rewrite the fic to the point where we are in the story... maybe till Kokabiel(that was where I originally planned to do a massive cannon divergence) or beyond cuz I like writing... sometimes .

The edginess will still be there, if you call melancholy edgy that is, like cant I explore a characters pain without being accused of being edgy? seriously, y'all peeps do be wild. yeah, I guess I over did it last time but I'll be careful and since you the loyal readers of the fic and some of you liked it as indicated by the 2k follows, thanks for that btw, holy shit, y'all amazing supporters.

To respect those who have followed my path to put this boi to rest, I am asking for permission to rewrite my own story... Okay, that's all kinds of fucked up but my philosophy, if you can call my brain dead thinking bubbles that, for fanfiction is basically I may have the skeleton but we write the story together. y'all point out the weird shit I write and I make an effort to correct that as those guys who supported my danmachi x over venture can attest, thanks for that btw. y'all can point out potential paths even if I have made one and if I love the idea I can adjust etc etc.

Ya, first I am going to overhaul The God of Shinobi and add an in depth chakra overhaul (says I'll overhaul when I've already done the overhaul just going over a few kinks and all that jazz.)

With a system in place, it will stop me from suddenly declaring naruto is ninja jesus, which he will never be ffs. I hate boruto, undermines previous achievements and peace and all that but I do like the Otsutsuki idea just it got fucked by Kaguya n stuff and some foreshadowing would have been nice.

and yes, i have added Naruto(character)'s history in the overhaul, like a super summarized biography. Teammate a died and he did this in response and later did this etc etc. Goes without saying this Naruto is what he would prolly could've been if it was seinen. I am about to commit blasphemy but dont scream... I kinds like Luffy better than Naruto sometimes. Sometimes when I look at canon Naruto I cant help but think "I'm gonna slap this pretentious piece of shit" or "if he makes a child hood reference one more time, I'm gonna". Luffy punches people cuz they piss him off. Legit, like I fucking love that but. overall I like naruto better but he could learn somethings from luffy which is why his character will change.

if you still remember the AU's naruto. guy doesnt hesitate to kill peeps n all that.

Anyway, digressions! first I overhaul The God of Shinobi. When I'm done narrowing down the kinks, want me to rewrite this bad boy? Make it better and everything, I swear on Rias' tits n stuff. Of course juicy harem with big boobs and big ass and a much better Issei... I think. I remember someone giving me heat for trying to make Issei better as a person or something. Welp, anyway, will check reviews later. Daddy is out of data again, Tata hahaha.

And dont ask me to update my other fics cuz I dont fucking feel like it, lol. I'm not busy or anything, my defense is I'm fucking lazy and as a lazy person jts my duty to fight valiantly for right to be lazy. I'll kick you.

Kratos 57 Naruto

P.S. If you good at python, could you please explain what return does in functions. I can't for the life of me figure it out. like, what's the difference between it and print? Am I stupid? Please explain, dont be afraid to be redundant. When I study, if I feel like it, I take notes by hand so to stop overwork I have to really understand stuff so I'll take time to go over your effort. pls and that n thank you.

P.S.S I'm still not making a discord cuz... fine, I'll reveal one reason, it might be dead if I do and I dont like spending time chatting away n all that. Plus what would we even do in there? be deviants? relax on Gabriel's tits and ,listen to Good times? And I suck at talking which is why I disrespect women and hate them or whatever(that's a joke, I actually dont give two shits bout women. they like men, fellow humans, nothing more. And therss like 20 bil or something of them).

Okay enough rambling bye, kids and bros. May the star of boobs guide you!