Authors Notes: I do not own One Piece or it affiliates, Now were getting
somewhere!!!
Channel Surfing
Channel-41: No Spin Zone
(Cool rock music sounds. The camera spins around then zooms in on Morgan.)
Morgan (looking even more threatening in a business suit.): I'm Ax Hand Morgan and you are entering the No Spin Zone! (turns towards another camera) We have today Hina the Steel Cage and Smoker the White Hunter.
(The two of them nod in compliance.)
[Ticker- Weather: Expect strange storms that transport you to another dimension]
Hina: Thank you, Hina appreciates being on the show.
Morgan: Well you should! Being in my presence is a great privilege.
(Hina roles her eyes and Smoker arches an eye brow.)
Smoker: Okay...
Morgan: Back to the task at hand, our subject today is the incompetence of subordinates. There seems to be a rise in unqualified and just right out stupid employees.
Smoker: I agree. Subordinates are way too lacking.
Hina: Hina concurs; there has been a rise in stupid subordinates. Men now a days, try to act way too stupid. They act before they think of the consequences. (Looks over at Smoker.)
[Ticker- Hina is looking really sexy today!!! I wonder if that's her natural color.]
Smoker (agitated by the pink haired woman.): Hey, I just couldn't let that scrawny kid and his rag-tag team of misfits enter the Grand Line like that!
Morgan: I think it's all a lack of respect! If your men don't have respect for you they should pay the price with their lives!
(Both Hina's and Smoker's mouths droop open.)
Hina: Hina doesn't agree with THAT.
Smoker: Even I have to agree with the woman. I agree to strict discipline but not killing our own. If we do then we're no better than those inbred pirates!!
[Ticker- Smoker looks way too old to be 32...on the other hand Shanks doesn't look 37 either...]
Morgan (pissed): Shut up! This is my show!! Whatever I say is ALWAYS correct! I am never wrong! I am the great one not you! Anyway it's time for emails from our viewers. Here's a letter from:
-Jane-Randolph, Massachusetts
-I think you're a bonified jerk! All you think about is yourself and think your always right!! I totally hate your show! I hope you get yours.-
Morgan (more pissed off): Okay next letter! This one is from:
-Ben- Pt. St. Lucie, Florida
-GET YOU HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!!-
Morgan (totally enraged): No more letters!! Anyway it time for a commercial brake.
[Ticker- News Flash: Morgan a big pile of ........]
End notes: I hope you like this so far!! One down 780 more channels to go!!!
Channel Surfing
Channel-41: No Spin Zone
(Cool rock music sounds. The camera spins around then zooms in on Morgan.)
Morgan (looking even more threatening in a business suit.): I'm Ax Hand Morgan and you are entering the No Spin Zone! (turns towards another camera) We have today Hina the Steel Cage and Smoker the White Hunter.
(The two of them nod in compliance.)
[Ticker- Weather: Expect strange storms that transport you to another dimension]
Hina: Thank you, Hina appreciates being on the show.
Morgan: Well you should! Being in my presence is a great privilege.
(Hina roles her eyes and Smoker arches an eye brow.)
Smoker: Okay...
Morgan: Back to the task at hand, our subject today is the incompetence of subordinates. There seems to be a rise in unqualified and just right out stupid employees.
Smoker: I agree. Subordinates are way too lacking.
Hina: Hina concurs; there has been a rise in stupid subordinates. Men now a days, try to act way too stupid. They act before they think of the consequences. (Looks over at Smoker.)
[Ticker- Hina is looking really sexy today!!! I wonder if that's her natural color.]
Smoker (agitated by the pink haired woman.): Hey, I just couldn't let that scrawny kid and his rag-tag team of misfits enter the Grand Line like that!
Morgan: I think it's all a lack of respect! If your men don't have respect for you they should pay the price with their lives!
(Both Hina's and Smoker's mouths droop open.)
Hina: Hina doesn't agree with THAT.
Smoker: Even I have to agree with the woman. I agree to strict discipline but not killing our own. If we do then we're no better than those inbred pirates!!
[Ticker- Smoker looks way too old to be 32...on the other hand Shanks doesn't look 37 either...]
Morgan (pissed): Shut up! This is my show!! Whatever I say is ALWAYS correct! I am never wrong! I am the great one not you! Anyway it's time for emails from our viewers. Here's a letter from:
-Jane-Randolph, Massachusetts
-I think you're a bonified jerk! All you think about is yourself and think your always right!! I totally hate your show! I hope you get yours.-
Morgan (more pissed off): Okay next letter! This one is from:
-Ben- Pt. St. Lucie, Florida
-GET YOU HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!!-
Morgan (totally enraged): No more letters!! Anyway it time for a commercial brake.
[Ticker- News Flash: Morgan a big pile of ........]
End notes: I hope you like this so far!! One down 780 more channels to go!!!