Author's note: I do not own One Piece or any of it's affiliates. I'M BACK! Yes I'm back from....well. I'm back. I know it's been a wile, but just bare with me here. Student Council, trying to get on honor role, looking for collages, and the flames from one of my stories (which shall remain unnamed.) I've been totally busy. Now we got that out of the way on with the show!!

Channel Surfing

Channel 35- The bikini clad semi porn show (A.K.A Babe Watch)

(Scene Zoro is on top of his lifeguard tower doing you know what...)

Zoro: Zzzzz

(Sanji is on the beach strutting his stuff thinking he's all that…because he is!)

Sanji (Trying to hit on some chick): Hey want me to give you mouth to mouth...

(The curly eye browed blond gets a slap on the cheek by the silicone-inflated-babe. Meanwhile Nami and Ussop do what they do best...)

Ussop (surrounded by a huge crowd of tourists): Like yah...I was like totally out in the ocean.... And there was this like huge shark... and I was like dude that one HUGE shark...So I like being sooo brave and all I was all kung pow on his shark ass...

(Nami steels all the gawky tourist's wallets and watches. Where's Robin and Chopper you might ask...they're both on the beach reading. During all this some fat guy's drowning a few feet off shore. This dialog is like...so annoying...like totally...you know....)

Luffy (Looking all sexy in his red swim trunks notices the fatty.): Oh cool a whale! (After a few seconds he disappointedly finds out that is some fat loser drowning) Hey look some dude is drowning! (He runs into the water to save the man. Unfortunately he forgets that he can't swim and he begins to drown himself.)

Nami: Like Oh my gosh... Luffy is like drowning....

Sanji: That guy is such an idiot...

Zoro (awakened from his slumber leaps off of his perch.): Dude! We gotta go save him!!

Ussop: What about the fat guy!!

Sanji: Leave him; he's too fat and ugly to save.

(The rest nod in agreement; no one cares about fat people. Sanji, Nami, and Zoro spring into action, running in slow motion. There is a lot of booby jiggling and hair blowing in the wind. In the background people are walking normally. The Babe Watch crew stops to strike useless poses. Meanwhile Luffy and the fat guy wash up on the beach half dead.)

(I'm a little rusty but I'll be in the rouse of things in a bit so bear with me...)

To Be Continued...