Author's note: I do not own One Piece or any of it's affiliates. I've been totally busy. Now we got that out of the way on with the show!!
Channel Surfing
Channel 17- Cold Turkey
Announcer Guy: Hello and welcome to Cold Turkey; the show where life long smokers kick their smoking habit. Here we have on this season's show are our contestants Sanji, Ben, Pauley, Smoker, and Crocodile. Welcome gentlemen.
Ben: (nods all cool like…lets see how cool he is after day 3…)
Smoker: Hmm…
Crocodile: …
(Sanji blows a kiss to the camera.)
Pauley: Hey…Announcer guy, can I do a shout out?
Announcer Guy: No… To up the anti the one left standing when this is all over will win 10,000,000 beli or a lifetime's supply of tobacco products. How does that sound?
Smoker: A lifetime's supply of tobacco products…I could smoke myself emphysemic with that!!
Crocodile: These tobacco products will be high quality I presume…
Pauley: Wow 10,000,000 beli that would pay off one fourth of my gambling debt!!
Announcer Guy: Okay… as you all know before the game officially starts you are each allowed to have one last tobacco product. So guys…whip em' out!
(Everyone takes out their Cigars and Cigarettes and puff away, and taking their time.)
Announcer Guy: That's enough…you can stop now.
Sanji (still sucking at his cancer stick): …wait a sec…
Smoker: Don't rush me damit!!
Sanji: Wait…. (The thing is to the nub now.) …hold on….okay, I'm done.
Announcer Guy: Now that you've gotten you last taste of pleasure…LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!
DAY 4(Everyone has just about broken. Sanji has been huddled in a corner sucking his thumb. Smoker is crankier than usual. Crocodile killed two camera guys. Ben has resorted to smoking the houseplants. Pauley is the only one that seems to be cooping. He's gone to another one of his bad habits: gabling. Everyone now is gathered into the living room for the voting process.)
Announcer Guy: Okay fella's here's when things get interesting. This is the time when you vote out one of your fellow players. Let's begin…Smoker?
Smoker: I don't like anyone in this room…so this was very difficult for me. (Takes out a paper with Sanji's name on it.) But the one that has really gone on my nerves is that blond pretty boy. He was acting wimpy these past four days and girly men really piss me off.
Crocodile: (takes out a paper with Smoker's name.) I've decided to vote off Smoker. I hate his hair and he dresses tacky…
Sanji: The la tête radine de merde who I'm voting off is…(takes out a paper with Ben's name) Ben. Le bâtard huileux stupide!
Pauley: Crocodile… (Takes out his paper) The snob wouldn't share his hair jell. …BLEEP…BLEEP…BLEEP!!!
Announcer Guy: Now it's all up to you Benji…
Ben: Don't call me that…I've decided to vote…(takes out a piece of paper) myself out…
Announcer Guy: ….Okay…..now that's all the votes…Ben…you're….voted out…
End Notes: I know this was corny….sue me… More to come…someday…