The author of this book is a liar. Is the gentle reader shocked by my assertion? Let me assure you, it is true, as is this: the author is also a fool who seeks to rewrite our history according to his fantasies. Do not succumb to his lies.
There are many who believe that this book should be destroyed; indeed I myself wish it could be so. Then why do we have the book still? Because to destroy all copies is an impractical task; there are many would protect the book just because we were trying to eradicate it, not to mention those who believe its fantasies. So instead, we have a policy of regulation to control who will be allowed to read it. In compliance with all Saiyan laws, you must have filled out Form SYH-20113, and have a completed SYPH-9023 with the attached Certification of Psychiatric Wellness. When you return this book, you will be required to sit in another psychiatric session. If you have not complied with any of these demands, you are reading this fictional account illegally. Under the decree of the rule of King Vegeta in the Year of 1048 A.T., the punishment for reading this document illegally is death.
Perhaps, dear reader, you are wondering why all the precautions for just a silly little story. Is not this story merely a harmless fairy tale, a story of darker times of the Saiyan Empire? No, for our enemies use it against us, and dissents from within use it to stir up rebellion.
Just remember your true history as you read it, and do not be swayed by the lies within. Always remember this: the author lies.