Okay, chapter three! The last one! Yeah, I know you wanted more, but this is the best I can do! I hope you like it! -

"Please, ma'am, return to your seats and I promise I'll refund your money. You can have the rest of your dinner for free," the manager assured Mai. Mai nodded, sighing.

"Come on, Joey," she grabbed his wrist and dragged him back to their table. Joey let out a silent moan. Yeah, I know that sounds wierd, but he did.

Mai sat down at her side, and Joey sat down on the other. Mai angrily started to eat her spagetti, and Joey watched.

"What?" She asked, looking at him. Joey shook his head.

"Nothing, it's just I have nothing to eat..." Mai sighed.

"Here, have some spagetti," she pushed the plate towards him. Joey looked at it for a moment.

Did he see what he thought he saw?

"Er, no thanks Mai. You can eat your own spagetti," Mai nodded, sighing. She pulled the plate back to herself and continued eating.

"Actually, this is kind of good. A lot better than normal spagetti. I wonder what they do with it..." she ate bite after bite.

Joey watched, in an almost disgusted state. It wasn't too fun to watch Mai eat.

Suddenly, he saw it. He stared at her spagetti plate. It snapped into his head.

Maggots.

Maggots in her spagetti. Joey supressed laughter.

"Hey, uh, Mai?" Joey asked. Mai looked up at him. "Do you like that spagetti? I mean like, really, really like it?"

Mai nodded.

"It's great! It's almost ten times better than anything else I've eaten!" Joey suppressed more laughter.

"Suit yourself, then," he turned his face to hide the disgusted smirk creeping over his lips. Soon, the manager walked up to the two. Joey was still suppressing laughter.

"Um, ma'am?" The manager asked, watching Mai eat. Mai set her fork down, and dabbed her lips with a napkin.

She looked sooo stupid.

"Yes?" she replied, looking to the manager.

"Ma'am, we have found that all of your food has been tampered with. Even your spagetti. I'm afraid I'll have to take it,"

Mai's violet eyes turned to saucers in a matter of seconds.

"What's wrong with it?!" the manager nodded.

"That, ma'am, is what we have to find out. Please, feel free to stay here until we have found out what it is," Mai nodded, her face now pale as if she'd seen a ghost. Joey could only suppress laughter.

"Joey... I might die..." Mai whispered. The look on her face. Priceless. Joey almost busted out laughing, but avoided it, somehow. Mai reached forward, grabbing Joey's hand, and pulling towards her. She clasped her hands around his.

"Joey, stay with me... stay with me until they find out what's wrong with my spagetti..." Joey quickly pulled his hand away.

"Uggh! Okay, okay, I'll stay! But you don't have to touch me!" He had to turn away for a moment to keep himself from cracking up.

"Hey, uh, Mai? I'm gunna... go to the bathroom real quick, okay? Okay thanks," he turned around and was off. Mai watched him, fear swimming in her violet eyes.

Joey ran into the bathroom, and burst out laughing. He couldn't hold it in anymore. The look on Mai's face-the fact that she had been eating maggots-all too hilarious! Maybe he was glad that Mai dragged him here! He got to watch her get humiliated! Ha! This was just too great!

Joey soon came back to the table and sat.

"Well, Mai? Have they found out what it was yet?" Joey asked, looking at her.

Her head was low. She slowly shook it. She looked up at Joey, tears in her eyes.

Joey rolled his.

She got up and walked around to his side.

"Joey, if I die tonight, I'm sorry. And here's a gift," He blinked, his head turned towards her, his chocolate eyes dully looking at her face. She came forward and kissed the blonde. His chocolate eyes twisted to horror. He quickly, and easily, broke away from Mai's kiss.

"Uggh! Jeez, woman! You want to kill me?!" Mai gasped, putting her hands over her mouth.

"Oh my-! That's right! I might have poisoned you too! Joey hun, I'm so sorry!" She went and sat back down.

"Sure poisoned me alright," Joey mumbled, wiping off his lips. "Wish I had a tooth brush," he mumbled.

"What was that, Joey?" Mai asked. Joey smiled his trademark smile.

"Nothing, nothing, don't worry,"

The manager soon came back, and almost disgusted look on her face.

Once again, Joey had to suppress laughter.

"Um, ma'am?" she asked Mai. Mai looked up at her.

"I'm going to die, aren't I?" She asked. The manager shook her head.

"Ma'am, maggots were found in your spagetti,"

Mai's face twisted into shock, horror, disgust, and sourness, immediately.

"WHAT??!!!"

Joey looked at the floor, a smirk growing on his face. This was too good. Hilarious.

"I am honestly sorry, ma'am," the manager stated. "You may have a free dinner if you'd like,"

Mai quickly shook her head.

"No way! I am NEVER eating here EVER again! Joey, come on!" She started to the door.

"Er, Mai, let me stay here and... uh... talk to this person for you, I'll take care of everything. I'll make her renew our money and everything. We can go on another date sometime," Joey smiled. Mai nodded. She stormed out.

Joey and the manager burst into laughter. Joey looked up at her. (A/N: Yes, the manager is a she. I know I didn't mention it earlier, but yeh)

"Man, that was too good," Joey laughed. The manager nodded.

"What was that about going to another restaurant, Joey?" She asked. Joey laughed, nodding.

"Oh, it'll be great! We can eat more bugs! And not notice them and say that they're delicious!" Joey laughed. The manager nodded, laughing harder.

"Tea, you gotta help me again! We'll get her better next time!" Joey laughed.

XD Yes!! The Manager WAS Tea!! XD I loved it, I don't know about you, but I loved it! That was the last chapter, indeed. But, now I wish to announce: There will be a SEQUAL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

But the sequal won't come until I'm a lot farther on all of my other stories, so this one's frozen for now. Hope you loved it! -lopsided grin-