Note: The Barbie Girl song was suggested by The Shoebox with Wings, thanks heaps for making my story even funnier!
Harry, Ron and Hermione chose a table at the front of the potions class, "I can't believe we're sitting at the front of the classroom!" said Harry with a smile "Mate" answered Ron "this is an opportunity we're not going to miss!". Snape looked at Ron talking and swiftly walked over to him with a look of utmost dislike upon his face. "Quick Ron think of a song!" yelled Harry, Ron yelled out the first thing that came to his head "Barbie Girl by Aqua!". At first everything was silent but then Snape started moving around in an odd way "What is he doing?" asked Ron. Hermione answered immediately "He seems to be dancing!" the whole class irrupted in giggles before Snape started to sing.
"Weee-asley yo-u are in trouble! How dare you tal-k, Shut-up right now"
(I'm a Barbie girl in a barbie world! Life in plastic it's fantastic!)
The whole class started laughing but Snape wasn't finished "I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie world. Life in plastic it's fantastic!" (with these words he started a booty shake) "You can brush my hair undress me anywhere" The class laughed still louder "Imagination life is your creation" and with that Snape sat back down in his chair. "What was that?" shouted Harry to Hermione "He's not supposed to sing the words to the song!" Hermione laughed "I know, maybe he secretly likes that song." Harry, Ron and Hermione all laughed at the thought of it.