(A/N: what I forgot to mention last time is that link likes Saria, doc
likes Zelda, and okareena likes Malon. There's all common link pairings
covered! Lol
I'm not really very happy with these two chapters, so if you think they
don't measure up to my usual standard, I already know.)
Later, link walked purposefully towards the designated break room to meet with Ganondorf. He pushed open the door, and saw him inside waiting for him.
"Oh, hey, link."
"Hi."
"Coffee?" Ganondorf offered, holding up a pot.
"sure." link replied. No way was he turning down coffee.
They sat down for a while before heading out.
"So... who goes first?" link asked.
"Ehrm, well, I was kind of hoping..." Ganondorf trailed off.
Link grinned challengingly. "Uh-uh. Not just willingly, anyway."
"Well, come on, Saria's room is on the way to nabooru's."
"It's also on the way back." Link answered.
"Well, what are we gonna do about it, play another game of checkers?"
"Not a bad idea, but it would take too long."
"Duh, it was a rhetorical question."
"Rock paper scissors. Best out of three."
"Okay."
Link got rock, Ganondorf, scissors. Second round, both had paper. Then link paper, Ganondorf rock.
"Hah! I win. After you." he said with a melodramatic bow.
Ganondorf kept his composure, at least until he reached nabooru's door. Link waited outside until he came back out.
Ganondorf knocked on the door.
"Come in." nabooru called. He opened the door.
She was brushing her hair. Having just finished, she turned to see.
"Oh, what a surprise. Hi there, Ganondorf. What brings you out of the coffee pot?" she joked.
"Well, i... thought perhaps, well... you know, we haven't seen each other in a while... and I thought..."
Nabooru set her elbow on the dresser top and her face on her open palm.
"Spit it out." She said patiently.
Ganondorf glanced around the room, his gaze falling on a bottle of wine someone had sent her. He had an idea.
"Talk to you about it over a drink?" he suggested.
It didn't take long. Nabooru liked wine, and she liked to talk. Soon, she was chittering and gibbering all over the place.
"...Sho i shay to her, 'complain to me about that... one more dime, an' I'll shove it up your..." she started giggling uncontrollably.
She looked at Ganondorf as if meeting him for the first time.
"You're cute." She put out a hand. "Nice ta meet'cha. I'm drank." She introduced herself. "Uhm... drink? Drinked?" she tried to find the right word. She shrugged and giggled some more.
"Yeah..." Ganondorf replied offhandedly. While she went on giggling, he tried to think out what to do next. He just had to steer this wobbly cart with a sideways wheel the way he wanted, get the kiss, and be done with it. As he sat deep in thought, the giggling quieted. Suddenly, a pillow whacked him hard in the side of the head.
Outside the door, link winced, grinning.
Ganondorf grunted in a heap on the floor. Nabooru beat on him some more then sat victoriously on his back.
He stood up, taking her along with him.
"who-o-oa." She said dizzily, and put her arms around Ganondorf's head for balance. He lurched back with the unexpected weight, and landed on the bed. Unfortunately, his hip landed on the footboard.
It was all link could do to not burst out laughing.
Nabooru was giggling again. Ganondorf was beginning to wonder if any of it was really worth this abuse while he rubbed furiously at his throbbing hip She got a mock serious expression.
"Hey," she paused to hiccup. "What're you doing in here, anyw- anw- eh?"
Ganondorf disentangled himself from the giddy woman. Sitting down near to her, he came close and kissed her before he could change his mind. She giggled some more, vaguely responding, and then started snoring. He pulled away, and she plopped over asleep.
"Phew. Now that's over." He said.
Nabooru sat bolt upright, and she didn't look happy. Ganondorf knew she got over alcohol quickly, but this quick? He froze.
Her expression went slack, and she slumped over again. Then she twitched a little in her sleep. He breathed another big sigh of relief, and crept out.
Link was red in the face from laughing so hard.
Ganondorf gave him an icy look. "Shut up. You're next." he grunted.
Later, link walked purposefully towards the designated break room to meet with Ganondorf. He pushed open the door, and saw him inside waiting for him.
"Oh, hey, link."
"Hi."
"Coffee?" Ganondorf offered, holding up a pot.
"sure." link replied. No way was he turning down coffee.
They sat down for a while before heading out.
"So... who goes first?" link asked.
"Ehrm, well, I was kind of hoping..." Ganondorf trailed off.
Link grinned challengingly. "Uh-uh. Not just willingly, anyway."
"Well, come on, Saria's room is on the way to nabooru's."
"It's also on the way back." Link answered.
"Well, what are we gonna do about it, play another game of checkers?"
"Not a bad idea, but it would take too long."
"Duh, it was a rhetorical question."
"Rock paper scissors. Best out of three."
"Okay."
Link got rock, Ganondorf, scissors. Second round, both had paper. Then link paper, Ganondorf rock.
"Hah! I win. After you." he said with a melodramatic bow.
Ganondorf kept his composure, at least until he reached nabooru's door. Link waited outside until he came back out.
Ganondorf knocked on the door.
"Come in." nabooru called. He opened the door.
She was brushing her hair. Having just finished, she turned to see.
"Oh, what a surprise. Hi there, Ganondorf. What brings you out of the coffee pot?" she joked.
"Well, i... thought perhaps, well... you know, we haven't seen each other in a while... and I thought..."
Nabooru set her elbow on the dresser top and her face on her open palm.
"Spit it out." She said patiently.
Ganondorf glanced around the room, his gaze falling on a bottle of wine someone had sent her. He had an idea.
"Talk to you about it over a drink?" he suggested.
It didn't take long. Nabooru liked wine, and she liked to talk. Soon, she was chittering and gibbering all over the place.
"...Sho i shay to her, 'complain to me about that... one more dime, an' I'll shove it up your..." she started giggling uncontrollably.
She looked at Ganondorf as if meeting him for the first time.
"You're cute." She put out a hand. "Nice ta meet'cha. I'm drank." She introduced herself. "Uhm... drink? Drinked?" she tried to find the right word. She shrugged and giggled some more.
"Yeah..." Ganondorf replied offhandedly. While she went on giggling, he tried to think out what to do next. He just had to steer this wobbly cart with a sideways wheel the way he wanted, get the kiss, and be done with it. As he sat deep in thought, the giggling quieted. Suddenly, a pillow whacked him hard in the side of the head.
Outside the door, link winced, grinning.
Ganondorf grunted in a heap on the floor. Nabooru beat on him some more then sat victoriously on his back.
He stood up, taking her along with him.
"who-o-oa." She said dizzily, and put her arms around Ganondorf's head for balance. He lurched back with the unexpected weight, and landed on the bed. Unfortunately, his hip landed on the footboard.
It was all link could do to not burst out laughing.
Nabooru was giggling again. Ganondorf was beginning to wonder if any of it was really worth this abuse while he rubbed furiously at his throbbing hip She got a mock serious expression.
"Hey," she paused to hiccup. "What're you doing in here, anyw- anw- eh?"
Ganondorf disentangled himself from the giddy woman. Sitting down near to her, he came close and kissed her before he could change his mind. She giggled some more, vaguely responding, and then started snoring. He pulled away, and she plopped over asleep.
"Phew. Now that's over." He said.
Nabooru sat bolt upright, and she didn't look happy. Ganondorf knew she got over alcohol quickly, but this quick? He froze.
Her expression went slack, and she slumped over again. Then she twitched a little in her sleep. He breathed another big sigh of relief, and crept out.
Link was red in the face from laughing so hard.
Ganondorf gave him an icy look. "Shut up. You're next." he grunted.