Disclaimer: -sigh- If you people don't get it by now...I DO NOT OWN STARGATE SG1!

AN: Well, I know it's been a really, really, really, really long time since I've posted anything but I finally got an apartment and having been moving in slowly but surely. Not to mention I've had exam after exam since it is mid-term in college for me -gag- Anywho, enough with me babbling. On to the fic!
It had taken awhile for Katy to actually look at her parents without turning a really deep shade of red. Every time she saw Jack she would either hide her head or run out of the room. It hurt Jack that his daughter had quite the rude awaken. Finally, Sam had decided to have a talk with her and explained the "feelings between a man and a woman," for her husband's sake. As soon as Sam announced that she and Katy were going to the park, Jack looked at her hopefully. She nodded in understanding, reassuring him that she had everything under control.

The talk had been rather easy, causing Katy to break down in laughter. Sam frowned. "Katy, it isn't funny."

"Yes it is! I caught Mommy and Daddy!"

Her mother looked around frantically at the other parents looking on in curiosity. "Katy, keep your voice down!" she hissed with a smile.

Katy looked confused. "Why?"

"Because, this kind of act is well...um...private."

"So it's a secret?"

Well, I guess that's one way of looking at it, thought Sam. "Yeah, a secret. Between me and your dad. Well, I guess you too...this time."

Katy burst out laughing again and Sam couldn't help but laugh too. She had found it easier to interact wild her daughter now that she had some memories back. She didn't have too many back but enough that she was satisfied. The rest could wait.

"Mommy, does this mean I'm going to have a brother or sister?" her daughter asked hopefully. Her big brown eyes stared back at her in wonder.

"Well...I don't know about that yet, honey..." Sam stalled. "Maybe in a couple of years."

"But I want one now!" Katy whined.

"These things take time. A couple of months at that. Besides, I don't think I'm up to the task at the moment right now anyways," she said with a sigh. She was having a hard enough time taking care of Katy as a five year old. Imagine what I'd be like with a baby.

Katy quickly saw that there was no way that she was going to change her mothers mind. "Fine, but I want one by at least next Christmas. You promise?"

Sam laughed. "I can try, I suppose."

Her daughter grinned. "Good! Now, let's go play on the swings." The five year old got up quickly from the bench and took off running across the path towards the play ground. Her mother sat silently for a moment to watch her. She really is beautiful, she thought with a smile. Maybe having another one wouldn't be so bad...

Sam got up slowly and made her way over to the swings. Katy had already climbed up on to one and was trying to get it going. "Here, let me." Her mother grabbed hold of the chains and started to walk backwards. Her daughter's grin grew wider by the moment. She knew what was going on. Her dad always pushed her on the swings.

"1...2...3!" Sam pushed her daughter forward with all of her might, quickly ducking and running underneath her daughter as let her go.

Katy giggled with glee. "Mommy gave me an under dunk!" she squealed.

"Keep pumping with your legs and you'll get higher," Sam laughed.

Her daughter looked confused for a second. "Pumping? What's that?"

Leave it to Jack to forget how to teach her how to swing on her own, she said to herself with a laugh. She sat down on a swing next to Katy and started to swing herself. Once she started going, she kicked her legs out as she went forward and brought them back in as she went back. She started to rise higher and higher as she went.

Katy looked on in awe. "Wow! That's cool! You're really high, Mom!" She watched a few more seconds before she started to do the same thing, getting as high as her mother.

"See, nothing to it!" Sam reassured.

Her daughter started to laugh again. "I go up the same time you go up!"

"Get off my honey moon!" her mother teased.

"I was here first"

"You're too young to be on a honey moon."

"What's a honey moon?" Katy asked.

Sam's laughter escalated. "It's what people do after they get married. They go on a honey moon."

"What they do on a honey moon?!"

Her mother tried to stifle her laughter. "I'll tell you when you're older."

"I am to old enough to know," she sulked.

"Not every five year old knows what a honey moon is," Sam stated. "You know what it is, so be happy with that knowledge. I'll tell you the rest when you're older."

"Daddy would tell me," she said as she tried to play the "Daddy knows more than you" card.

Sam caught on right away to this. "Yes, I suppose Daddy would. Let's ask him when we get home, shall we?"

"Okay!" Katy jumped off the swing and started to gather up her things. "Come on, Mommy! We're going to be late getting home!"

Her mother chuckled lightly to herself. "I'm coming, I'm coming," she said as she got off the swings.

Inside, she was laughing evilly to herself. Oh, the look on his face is going to be priceless!

"We're home!" Katy cried loudly as she stepped through the door. She took a minute to shake off her shoes before she ran into the living room, trying to hunt down her father. "Daddy! Where are you?!" she screamed with annoyance. She really wanted to know what people did on a honey moon. She had practically pulled her mother all the way home to get there as quickly as possible.

Sam tried to hide her amusement as she closed the door quietly. She knew she shouldn't be having this much fun playing this small prank on her husband but she couldn't help herself. She was a new person now. She wasn't the soldier Sam Carter. She was Sam O'Neill, wife of Jack O'Neill and mother of his child. She was no longer the up tight scientist that followed all rules and regulations. She was a care free person who loved to be with her family.

"I'm right here, Squirt! Jack hollered from down the hallway. He had decided to catch up on some laundry and was in the middle of putting clothes away.

His eyes went wide as his daughter launched herself at him. "What did I do to deserve this?" he asked with a chuckle.

She gave him a great big hug and a huge kiss on the cheek. "I love my Daddy!" she beamed as she snuggled into his chest.

He looked suspiciously down at his daughter. "Okay, who are you and what have you done with my demon...I mean my little girl?" He carried her into the living room and threw her playfully onto the couch.

She giggled as she sat up. "I am your little girl! Silly Daddy!"

"You mean stupid Daddy," Sam teased as she walked past him.

"Hey! That wasn't very nice!" She just stuck her tongue out at him as she sat down in the recliner. He tossed a pillow from the couch at her. "That means you're Meany Mommy then."

She smiled as shrugged her shoulders. "I guess I am."

Katy crawled up onto Jack's lap and snuggled into him some more. He looked suspiciously at Sam. She just shrugged her shoulders, trying so hard to keep her face straight at his confusment.

"I take it some one missed me?"

"I'm sorry I hid from you, Daddy. I love my Daddy sooooo much." She gave him another hug and he wrapped his arms around her.

"I love you too, Katy. And Mommy and I promise we'll try not to keep our nightly activities to a minimum," he said with a wink to Sam.

She looked at him in mock horror. "No more fun?"

Katy covered her ears, laughing at her mother's face. "Not listening! Not listening!"

Sam got up from the recliner and moved to sit next to her daughter on the couch. She laughed at her daughter's reaction. "I was only kidding, Katy." She gave her a kiss on the forehead. "But we do promise to be more careful." Like locking to door next time...

"Okay," their daughter said with a smile as she gave them each a kiss on the cheek. "I'm hungry! What's for dinner?" she asked quickly as she got up to go to the kitchen.

Jack laughed quietly as he wrapped an arm around Sam's shoulder. "I'm hungry. What's for dinner? Leave it to my little girl to think about food after talking about sex."

Sam leaned into her husband. "She gets it from her father," she teased.

A frown crossed his lips but it never reached his eyes. They were twinkling with laughter. "You're so mean to me."

She smiled at gave him a kiss on the lips. "I make up for it in other ways," she whispered into his ear, causing him to grin ear to ear.

"You sure do."

The both were smiling at each other as Katy came running back into the room. "I almost forgot!"

Sam stifled a laugh as Jack looked at his daughter and his wife in confusion. "What did you almost forget?"

"What do people do on a honey moon, Dad?"

Jack's eyebrow jumped to the sky, his eyes going wide. He opened his mouth to say something but nothing came out. "Uh...."

Sam couldn't hold her laughter in any more. She burst out laughing, falling backwards onto the rest of the couch.

Katy looked expectantly at her father. "Well, what do they do? Spit it out already!"

Her father's shock wore off and he stared in horror at his wife. "For crying out loud, Sam! What the hell have you been teaching her?!"
AN: Yay! Happy chapter! Don't expect another chapter for a long time to come. I'm very busy so you'll all have to be patient. Be glad I took time to sit down this week to actually write (my first time in a month)! Until next time, kids!