Ron 1/2
By Parareru
Disclaimer: Kim Possible and crew are owned by Disney. (Who had better keep producing the show until we have as many seasons as the Simpsons.) Ranma 1/2 and crew are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. SO to repeat I own neither of these.
A/N: Yes, it was extremely evil of me to leave such a cliffhanger. Kudos to anyone who got the Nissan Pathfinder hint. It was a reference to a Ranma fanfic called 'The More Things Change' by Rod M. written way back in 1995. (Has it really been that long? Oy.) Thanks to everyone who reviewed and put in their votes. The vote was very close, but...
Chapter 2: The Pool of Drowned ...
"Ron?!" Kim yelled as she raced for the pool Ron had fallen in.
The Jusenkyo guide grabbed hold of Kim's arm before she could dive in to fish Ron out. "No! Must not go in! Your friend he fall into Spring of Drowned..."
"HE could drown in there!" Kim shouted as she shook her arm free.
Ron suddenly burst forth from the pool sending water splashing everywhere. The Jusenkyo Guide shied away from the water with a panicked leap that would have been a credit to a man half his age and size.
"Always with the falling and the water," Ron grumbled as he wiped the water from his eyes. "Why couldn't I land in a pile of pillows for once?" Dejectedly Ron pulled himself out of the spring and shook the water from his hair. "And why is it always, MONKEYS?!"
Kim gave Ron a funny look, curious at the odd pitch of his voice. "Ron? Are you ok?"
"He fall into Spring of Drowned Girl!" the guide explained once he had recovered his composure. "Tragic tale, very tragic, of young girl who drown in spring one thousand five hundred year ago! Now whoever fall into spring take body of young girl!"
"What?!" Kim exclaimed in shock, looking at Ron.
Eyes wide with panic Ron grabbed at the top of his now too large shirt and peered down at his... her body. Ron released the neck of her wet shirt with a snap and looked up at Kim with a glazed look in her eye. "Well, at least I'm stacked," the very female Ron giggled weakly before her eyes rolled up into her head and she fainted dead away.
***
Ron sat up in shock and looked around frantically until his eyes landed on Kim. "KP!" he yelled. "Thank goodness! I had this horrible nightmare that I fell into some spring and turned into a girl!"
"Um, Ron," Kim said fidgeting uncomfortably as she pointed at Ron's body.
Ron looked down at her chest and brought up a trembling, slender and definitely feminine hand to give the breast a tentative squeeze. "Well, shit," Ron said quietly before she again fell back in a faint.
***
Ron sat up in shock and looked around frantically until his eyes landed on Kim. "KP!" he yelled. "Thank goodness! I had this horrible nightmare that I fell into some spring and turned into a girl!"
Kim grabbed Ron by the shoulders and looked her square in the eye. "Don't pass out this time, Ron. Look down."
Ron did as she was told and raised an eyebrow at the sight of her breasts. "Oh," she said numbly. "Guess it wasn't a dream."
"Pretty," Rufus chimed in at her side.
Ron scowled at the naked mole rat. "Not helping," she gritted from between clenched teeth. A curious expression crossed Ron's face. "My voice sounds different."
"Doubt you can hit the high notes though," Kim joked to lighten the mood. She hurriedly clapped a hand over Ron's mouth before she decided to give it a try.
"Ah, Mr. Customer is awake," the Jusenkyo Guide observed as he walked back to the two teens with a steaming kettle and poured the water on top of Ron's head. "Is not a problem. Hot water change you back to boy," the guide explained.
Ron ran his hands over his now male chest and sighed deeply in relief. "Man, I thought I was doomed to spend the rest of my life as a girl."
"Doomed?" Kim asked flatly with her arms folded across her chest.
In a rare moment of clarity Ron actually caught Kim's tone and expression. "Not that there's anything wrong with being a girl," Ron recanted rapidly, hoping to appease Kim. "It's just that there's all those girl problem things and... and... I can't ask girls out as a girl. Or I guess I could, but would I be a lesbian then or if..."
Kim's stern expression finally cracked into a bright and genuine smile. "Okay, Ron. You're forgiven. You can stop babbling now."
"Could have been worse," the Guide pointed out. "Mr. Customer could have fell in Pool of Drowned Yak. Is tragic tale of Yak who fall into spring seven hundred year ago."
Kim crinkled her nose at the thought of Ron as a large and smelly Yak. Glancing at Ron she could see that he didn't look like he thought too highly of that prospect either. Of course Ron would have preferred not getting cursed at all.
"Well, at least there's no Spring of Drowned Monkey," Ron said trying to look at the positive side of things.
"Oh, but there is, Mr. Customer," the Jusenkyo guide quickly pointed to a small pool in the distance. "Is tragic tale of monkey who drown in spring one thousand seven hundred year ago. Now whoever fall into spring take body of monkey. Would Mr. Customer prefer to be monkey?"
"NO! NO MONKEY! NO MONKEY!" Ron shouted loudly and shuddered as a chill ran up his spine. "Ugh. Monkeys."
"I thought you were over your monkey phobia," Kim asked as she rubbed his back consoling.
"Doesn't mean I want to BE one!" Ron shot back. "Oops, sorry, KP," he apologized when realized he had shouted directly into the face of his best friend.
"So not the drama, Ron," Kim said magnanimously, wiping her face and chalking Ron's outburst to the stress of falling into a cursed pool.
"Well, at least Monkey Fist didn't get the Mystical Monkey Talisman," Ron pointed out as he ran a hand through his damp hair.
"Ron, we haven't even found the Talisman yet," Kim sighed.
"But does Monkey Fist have it?" Ron asked to emphasize his point.
Kim sighed and knuckled her forehead as she was once again confronted with the infamous Stoppable logic. "Monkey Fist was heading to the east. What's in that direction?" Kim asked their guide.
The Jusenkyo Guide though for a moment before answering. "Village of Chinese Amazons in that direction. But is very dangerous," he cautioned. "Very dangerous."
"More dangerous than those SPRINGS?!" Ron demanded.
"Aiyah. Is very dangerous," the Guide confirmed with a solemn nod of his head.
"So what do we do now?" Ron asked, looking at Kim fearfully.
Kim sighed heavily. "I guess we go on to the village of Chinese Amazons."
"Oh, brother," Rufus moaned as he put his two cents in.
Up Next: The Village of the Chinese Amazons, Monkey Fist and Fiancés
Where's the Mystical Monkey Talisman?!
A/N: Cursing Ron to become a girl was the easiest thing to do here. The vote was very close though. I was seriously considering the pool of drowned monkey, but keeping Ron human has the potential for all sorts of mischief. These chapters are ending up very short. I'll have to work on that
Disclaimer: Kim Possible and crew are owned by Disney. (Who had better keep producing the show until we have as many seasons as the Simpsons.) Ranma 1/2 and crew are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. SO to repeat I own neither of these.
A/N: Yes, it was extremely evil of me to leave such a cliffhanger. Kudos to anyone who got the Nissan Pathfinder hint. It was a reference to a Ranma fanfic called 'The More Things Change' by Rod M. written way back in 1995. (Has it really been that long? Oy.) Thanks to everyone who reviewed and put in their votes. The vote was very close, but...
Chapter 2: The Pool of Drowned ...
"Ron?!" Kim yelled as she raced for the pool Ron had fallen in.
The Jusenkyo guide grabbed hold of Kim's arm before she could dive in to fish Ron out. "No! Must not go in! Your friend he fall into Spring of Drowned..."
"HE could drown in there!" Kim shouted as she shook her arm free.
Ron suddenly burst forth from the pool sending water splashing everywhere. The Jusenkyo Guide shied away from the water with a panicked leap that would have been a credit to a man half his age and size.
"Always with the falling and the water," Ron grumbled as he wiped the water from his eyes. "Why couldn't I land in a pile of pillows for once?" Dejectedly Ron pulled himself out of the spring and shook the water from his hair. "And why is it always, MONKEYS?!"
Kim gave Ron a funny look, curious at the odd pitch of his voice. "Ron? Are you ok?"
"He fall into Spring of Drowned Girl!" the guide explained once he had recovered his composure. "Tragic tale, very tragic, of young girl who drown in spring one thousand five hundred year ago! Now whoever fall into spring take body of young girl!"
"What?!" Kim exclaimed in shock, looking at Ron.
Eyes wide with panic Ron grabbed at the top of his now too large shirt and peered down at his... her body. Ron released the neck of her wet shirt with a snap and looked up at Kim with a glazed look in her eye. "Well, at least I'm stacked," the very female Ron giggled weakly before her eyes rolled up into her head and she fainted dead away.
***
Ron sat up in shock and looked around frantically until his eyes landed on Kim. "KP!" he yelled. "Thank goodness! I had this horrible nightmare that I fell into some spring and turned into a girl!"
"Um, Ron," Kim said fidgeting uncomfortably as she pointed at Ron's body.
Ron looked down at her chest and brought up a trembling, slender and definitely feminine hand to give the breast a tentative squeeze. "Well, shit," Ron said quietly before she again fell back in a faint.
***
Ron sat up in shock and looked around frantically until his eyes landed on Kim. "KP!" he yelled. "Thank goodness! I had this horrible nightmare that I fell into some spring and turned into a girl!"
Kim grabbed Ron by the shoulders and looked her square in the eye. "Don't pass out this time, Ron. Look down."
Ron did as she was told and raised an eyebrow at the sight of her breasts. "Oh," she said numbly. "Guess it wasn't a dream."
"Pretty," Rufus chimed in at her side.
Ron scowled at the naked mole rat. "Not helping," she gritted from between clenched teeth. A curious expression crossed Ron's face. "My voice sounds different."
"Doubt you can hit the high notes though," Kim joked to lighten the mood. She hurriedly clapped a hand over Ron's mouth before she decided to give it a try.
"Ah, Mr. Customer is awake," the Jusenkyo Guide observed as he walked back to the two teens with a steaming kettle and poured the water on top of Ron's head. "Is not a problem. Hot water change you back to boy," the guide explained.
Ron ran his hands over his now male chest and sighed deeply in relief. "Man, I thought I was doomed to spend the rest of my life as a girl."
"Doomed?" Kim asked flatly with her arms folded across her chest.
In a rare moment of clarity Ron actually caught Kim's tone and expression. "Not that there's anything wrong with being a girl," Ron recanted rapidly, hoping to appease Kim. "It's just that there's all those girl problem things and... and... I can't ask girls out as a girl. Or I guess I could, but would I be a lesbian then or if..."
Kim's stern expression finally cracked into a bright and genuine smile. "Okay, Ron. You're forgiven. You can stop babbling now."
"Could have been worse," the Guide pointed out. "Mr. Customer could have fell in Pool of Drowned Yak. Is tragic tale of Yak who fall into spring seven hundred year ago."
Kim crinkled her nose at the thought of Ron as a large and smelly Yak. Glancing at Ron she could see that he didn't look like he thought too highly of that prospect either. Of course Ron would have preferred not getting cursed at all.
"Well, at least there's no Spring of Drowned Monkey," Ron said trying to look at the positive side of things.
"Oh, but there is, Mr. Customer," the Jusenkyo guide quickly pointed to a small pool in the distance. "Is tragic tale of monkey who drown in spring one thousand seven hundred year ago. Now whoever fall into spring take body of monkey. Would Mr. Customer prefer to be monkey?"
"NO! NO MONKEY! NO MONKEY!" Ron shouted loudly and shuddered as a chill ran up his spine. "Ugh. Monkeys."
"I thought you were over your monkey phobia," Kim asked as she rubbed his back consoling.
"Doesn't mean I want to BE one!" Ron shot back. "Oops, sorry, KP," he apologized when realized he had shouted directly into the face of his best friend.
"So not the drama, Ron," Kim said magnanimously, wiping her face and chalking Ron's outburst to the stress of falling into a cursed pool.
"Well, at least Monkey Fist didn't get the Mystical Monkey Talisman," Ron pointed out as he ran a hand through his damp hair.
"Ron, we haven't even found the Talisman yet," Kim sighed.
"But does Monkey Fist have it?" Ron asked to emphasize his point.
Kim sighed and knuckled her forehead as she was once again confronted with the infamous Stoppable logic. "Monkey Fist was heading to the east. What's in that direction?" Kim asked their guide.
The Jusenkyo Guide though for a moment before answering. "Village of Chinese Amazons in that direction. But is very dangerous," he cautioned. "Very dangerous."
"More dangerous than those SPRINGS?!" Ron demanded.
"Aiyah. Is very dangerous," the Guide confirmed with a solemn nod of his head.
"So what do we do now?" Ron asked, looking at Kim fearfully.
Kim sighed heavily. "I guess we go on to the village of Chinese Amazons."
"Oh, brother," Rufus moaned as he put his two cents in.
Up Next: The Village of the Chinese Amazons, Monkey Fist and Fiancés
Where's the Mystical Monkey Talisman?!
A/N: Cursing Ron to become a girl was the easiest thing to do here. The vote was very close though. I was seriously considering the pool of drowned monkey, but keeping Ron human has the potential for all sorts of mischief. These chapters are ending up very short. I'll have to work on that