The votes are in. Spanking got the most votes, so that's what you get. And because I'm feeling generous, I'M GONNA USE THREE OF THE CHOICES INSTEAD OF ONE CHOICE!!!! The last one of them comes at the very end, so pay close attention.
Now read and prepare to laugh!
-Randall Flagg2
(1)
Amanuma laughed merrily to himself as he sat back in his territory. Oh what a day it had been! Revenge was so sweet! Now he could forgive all of them! Maybe his job wasn't so bad after all.
Suddenly, he felt something zip past him. His vision turned orange and yellow colored. That meant somebody had opened their territory. But who? And why would they be doing this?
Amanuma stepped out the double doors leading into the goblin city territory. Just as he did, he saw something flying through the air towards him. He jumped out of the way just in time as a bunch of rocks went past him. As he breathed a sigh of relief, the rocks boomeranged back and slammed into him! With a yelp, he fell to the ground.
"Oww." Gamemaster groaned. He got to his feet just in time to see another group of rocks flying at him! This time he only had enough time to widen his eyes before the rocks crashed against him. He realized in an instant that this was Sniper's doing. Only he could make objects behave like this.
"What the heck is he doing this for?!" Amanuma thought. That was a stupid question. He knew why Sniper was doing this. They must've found out what he had been up to and now they were going to pay him back. Well he wouldn't let them get away with this, he would-
Somebody picked him up from behind. Amanuma turned around to find himself staring into the face of Gourmet. The stocky psychic did not look pleased.
"Gourmet what are you doing?! Put me down!"
Amanuma's eyes widened again as Gourmet opened his mouth, wide. Amanuma tried to break free but it was too late. Gourmet's mouth closed around the boy's head.
"NO DON'T EAT ME, PLEASE DON'T GOURMET I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID I-" Amanuma was babbling in his terror, wondering why Gourmet wasn't swallowing him whole. Then, just as quickly as he had consumed him, Gourmet spat him out. Amanuma gasped. It has been real hot in there.
Chuckling, Gourmet walked off. Amanuma was just about to wipe the spit off of his head, when something slimy and wet grabbed him. Suddenly he could not breathe because he was underwater. Through a rippling wall of water, he saw Mitari standing outside. Amanuma could not see very well inside the water monster, but he could have sworn the golden haired teenager was laughing.
Amanuma was already starting to choke on the water. He couldn't last much longer in here. Just as he thought he was going to drown, the monster dissipated into a spray of droplets. Amanuma once again fell to the ground, gasping for air. He was soaking wet. As his vision cleared, he saw Mitari leave.
Just as he got to his feet, another hand fell on his shoulder. Amanuma turned around just as Doctor Minoru Kamiya's hand flew towards him. He dodged to the side as Kamiya's psychic scalpel whickered past him, slicing open part of the ground. As he moved to the side, he saw one of the mad physician's virus bugs fly out. Before he could run away, the bug stung him. Amanuma suddenly let out a piercing scream as pain flooded his body. His body felt as if it had been set on fire from within! All he could do was thrash and scream.
"How does it feel Gamemaster?!" Kamiya chortled. "Now do you see what I went through when you turned me into a beachball?! Or how about when you turned Gourmet into Pac man?! Not to mention everybody else! Well now we're getting our revenge! Hope you like my new virus bug! It's designed to inject the victim with a serum that causes absolute pain!"
Amanuma was screaming too loudly to hear him. All he could do was feel pain. All he wanted now was to be dead so this terrible pain would end.
And it did end. Amanuma held his hands out in front of him and clenched and unclenched his fists a few times to make sure he was still alive. He was. Doctor Kamiya had left. He was alone again.
"Well at least nothing else can happen now that they've all gotten back at me." Amanuma thought.
"Au contraire Gamemaster." came Sensui's cold voice.
(2)
Amanuma turned around slowly to face Sensui. The other psychics getting angry at him was scary enough. But Sensui coming after him? That was not something he wanted to think about. He looked up at the former rekai tentei.
"Um… hello… mister Sensui." Gamemaster said nervously. "What's going on?"
Sensui grabbed Amanuma up by his shirt collar and looked at him steadily in the face. "Do you think what you did was funny, Gamemaster?"
Amanuma laughed nervously. "I'm sorry mister Sensui. I was angry about being left behind so much and-"
Sensui's expression became dark. "You are going to pay dearly for this Gamemaster. We have already planned on how to pay you back. It's a three way deal. Phase one is done. Now for phase two."
"Phase… two?" Amanuma whined.
Sensui said nothing. He simply walked over to a large flat rock and sat down on it. Before Amanuma knew what was happening, he found himself laying stomach down over Sensui's lap. In that moment, he realized what was about to happen to him.
"No mister Sensui I'm sorry! Please don't do this!"
"Too bad Gamemaster." Sensui growled, pulling down the boy's shorts with his free hand. "You have hurt and humiliated all of us and now you will pay."
Amanuma tried to break free of Sensui's grasp, but the man was incredibly strong. Sensui raised his hand and brought it slamming down. There was a loud SMACK!!! and Amanuma yelped. It was followed by another slap. And another, and another.
"You really crossed the line kid. I'm going to make sure you don't mess up again." Sensui continued to whack away at Amanuma's rear end, each time with more force then the last.
Amanuma began kicking his legs frantically. "SENSUIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" the boy wailed. "THIS HURTS!!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!!!"
Sensui ignored him and continued spanking him as hard as he could. He was using his strength overtime. Gamemaster continued kicking his legs and yelling, all the while thinking of how he would never again pull a stunt like this for as long as he lived.
As time passed on and more slaps were administered, Amanuma's bottom gradually turned from white, then to pink, and finally, red. At last, the boy began to sob.
There was the sound of something being charged up and Amanuma turned around. With rising horror, he saw Sensui was holding an energy ball in his hand. Surely Sensui wasn't going to-
ZAP!!!! Gamemaster howled in pain as the reikou reshuuken energy ball was pressed firmly against his backside. The energy crackled and hummed as it was held there, making an occasional ZAP!!! sound. Amanuma no longer had the strength to continue kicking. All he could do was lay limply over Sensui's lap and sob like there was no tomorrow.
Then at last, the energy ball dissipated. All that the young psychic could do was sob, he was in so much pain. Sensui pulled the boy's shorts back up, causing him to yelp again. Then he stood him up.
"I hope you've learned your lesson Gamemaster. Otherwise there will be more retribution."
Amanuma sniffled and nodded. "I'm sorry mister Sensui." the boy hiccupped. "I won't do anything like this again. I promise."
Sensui nodded, then whistled. Itsuki, Doctor, Sniper, Seaman, and Gourmet came towards them and surrounded Amanuma.
"I also think that the others get another shot at you for what you've done. What do you think?" Sensui asked. Everybody nodded. Then they rolled up their sleeves. Amanuma realized what was about to happen.
"Help." was all he Amanuma squeaked out before they descended on him, fists flying.
THE END
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-Randall Flagg2