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(A/N) I'm back! (does happy dance) And thanks for your support! And reviews...I didn't think this would be so popular! O_O
Kitsune Delight
by Mistress Nika
Chapter Two:
"The Demon Tree"
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Kagome emerged on the other side of the well five hundred years into the past. Without pausing she leapt nimbly out and landed lightly on the balls of her feet on the soft grass of Sengoku Jidai. Not two seconds later she felt the well activate again and an angry hanyou emerge. Smiling she said calmly, "Osuwari."
A cry resonated off the walls of the well followed by more foul words than she'd ever heard him utter, which was saying a lot. InuYasha seemed to get in touch with his whipped puppy side then and just muttered, "What crawled up her skirt and died?"
Kagome breathed in deep, taking in the pure scents of a world unpoluted by humans as she scanned the area. 'Oooh,' she thought, catching a familiar scent, 'this is gonna be good.' Then she giggled. 'Playtime...'
"InuYasha no baka!" she called into the well, "I'm going to the village! When you find whatever it is you've lost down there, say your pride, I'll be waiting for you!"
Then she leapt into a tree and seemed to disappear into the bark. What she had actually done was cast a simple illusion, covering all trace that she was there. It had been a long time since she got to play any really good tricks. And now she had the sudden unstoppable urge to play a little game with her friends. She didn't have long to wait as InuYasha leapt out of the well and looked around, searching for her.
"Hmph." he said, "Damn bitch musta run. I've told her running makes too much noise. Just makes her a target for demons."
At that moment a whirlwind entered the clearing and came to an abrupt stop...after running InuYasha over and making him a hanyou pancake of course.
Kouga stood with one foot on InuYasha's back and raised a hand to his eyes looking around him.
"Hey, inu-" he began, but an angry InuYasha flipped over and grabbed his leg, trying to send the wolf crashing to the ground. Kouga meerly kicked InuYasha in the face and leapt away. "As I was saying mutt, where's my woman?"
InuYasha jumped into a defensive position and cried, "She ain't your woman wolf! Get it through your thick head! Ouch!!" A nut chose that moment to fall from a surrounding tree and happened to strike him on the head. (A/N= -_- yeah, right)
"What the hell's wrong with you?" Kouga asked boredly continuing to search the area for Kagome.
InuYasha pointed to the closest tree, a good twenty feet away, and angrily accused, "That tree attacked me!"
Kouga stared at him dumbfounded and said slowly, as if he hadn't heard right, "The tree...attacked you? Did I kick you that hard?"
"NO!" InuYasha bellowed. "I'm telling you, that tree attacked me!" He pointed at the tree again, hand shaking in anger.
Kouga just waved dismissivly. "Yeah, sure." He turned his back on InuYasha and began, "Now where's...Ouch!!" He whirled around angrily to face the silver-haired hanyou with an attitude problem. "What'd ya do that for!?" A nut had just sailed through the air and smacked Kouga in the back of the head.
InuYasha's got an almost innocent 'I-told-you-so' look and pointed at the tree again.
"Oh like I believe the tree is attacking us!" Kouga yelled. "You hit me!! In the back of the head! Coward!! OUCH!!!" Another nut hit Kouga, this time in the butt causing him to jump. Kouga narrowed his eyes at InuYasha and said, "Wait a minute. I was looking at you that time. You really didn't do it."
"That's what I said!" InuYasha returned as if it were obvious the tree did it.
Both youkai turned slowly to stare at the tree in bewilderment. They narrowed their eyes at it. They took up fighting stances, should the tree attack again of course. And they...stared.
"I wonder if it's a demon tree?" InuYasha wondered quietly.
"Don't be silly." Kouga said. "It's obviously a chipmunk demon throwing it's hoard at us."
At that moment an unstoppable barrage of nuts came flying out of the tree's lush green branches. Kouga and InuYasha's eyes grew wide in shock and panic as they tried to dodge the bombardment from beyond. Unfortunately there were just too many and in under a minute they were completely buried in nuts. Finally the attack stopped and a soft female giggle drifted over to their ears.
They looked at each other over the nuts, only their heads sticking out, rolled their eyes and said at the same time, "Kitsune."
InuYasha fought his way out of the pile cursing to himself. "Damn kitsune and their tricks! Remind me to pound Shippou just for being one!"
Kouga followed suit, pushing his way out of the large pile of nuts. He, of course, took the opposite side InuYasha was on. "Don't threaten him!" he exclaimed. "My woman loves him!"
From opposite sides of the considerable stack they glared at each other. Neither was willing to break eye contact. It was, by far, the strangest fight they had ever had. It was a battle of wills and neither looked about to lose.
To the casual observer it may seem even stranger. A pile of nuts. Two youkai, one on either side. Both in ready crouches, staring each other in the eye. Yes, it was strange. Even stranger that the two usually solved their difference with fists! Not that anything was ever solved though.
After staring at each other angrily for a few minutes Kouga declared, "Well, it's obvious my woman is not here and I certainly don't wanna look at your ugly face any longer than nessacery!"
"Say that to my face!" InuYasha growled.
Kouga just grinned superiorly. "I did." he said.
And that was the beginning of yet another fight between the two rival males.
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(A/N) Okay, I blame this chapter on the fact that for three days I was without medicine. When that happens I go totally manic, as in manic/depressive. I have a little squishy football stress reliever thingy and I was tossing it back and forth, almost frantically...and unstoppably, and I thought what would happen if Kagome brought one back in time with her and threw it randomly at people. This is the result. -_- But it fits in with the plot because she does love to play tricks!
Quick question, would anyone hate me if I made a shounen-ai couple? Hadn't planned on it, but might if no one minds. Won't screw with the storyline if you don't want it. Doesn't matter to me. It's up to you.
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Reviews have made me realize the meaning of life. "Peanut butter sandwhich's don't have ears." O_o
Kage Otome: Thank you so much!
Reine Keri: Yay! You're reading my new fic! You're one of my favorite reviewers! (throws her a box of Bakura shapped Valentine's chocolates) Arigatou!
lilhillbillie! O_O Great KAMI!!! How in the seven hells do you always know what I'm gonna write!? Yes, yes, I'm gonna finish my other fics. (shifty eyes) eventually. :D
DGprobe99: Thank you!
bluefuzzyelf: ^___^ HAKURA-CHAN!!!! (glowers) I'm waiting for an update of A Shot in the Dark. (dances happily) Lot's of fun for everyone!
Sunbeam1: Thanks and yep! I'm prety sure everyone knows it's a YYHxIY crossover. I don't know what I was thinking not just coming out and saying it.
Moonmage: Thank you!
Darkness Flames: Uhhh..... O_o ........no? I'm not big on cannon couples. And what's the point of a crossover without the romance being crossedover..? Is that even a word? Like the penname though! You wouldn't happen to be a fan of a certain Jaganshi, would you? ^^ Thanks for reviewing! Hope to hear from you again and that my non-cannon couple fic won't drive you away.
SilverKnight7: Thanks for reviewing. Here's the update!
Killiara: YAY!!! I loved your review! *glomps Killiara* Y'know, I don't think I've read one where she knows about her demon blood either. I know there's gotta be one somewhere though. Surely it's not a revolutionary idea that she could have such a secret..? Well, anyway... Thank you so much for your review!! *glomps Killiara again* Here's chappy two. Hope it doesn't disappoint. *tosses her a talking Shippou plushie*
blue fox demon: Thank you! Love the penname, btw.
dariana: Nope! Didn't die! Thanks for your concern! I'm back! *dances and sings* I'm back! I'm back! I'm baaaaack! ^^
bluemoonfox: Yep! Hachi, Miroku's badger friend, also transforms! But let's not tell the plot bunnies that! *glances around nervously*
Jade: Doumo Arigatou Gozaimasu!! Thanks so for your well wishes and review! I think Kagome is kinda...um...annoying as she is in the anime and manga. So I prefer to make her a demon. Inu-youkai has been done over and over again. So I went the kitsune route! ^^
Yami Star 5893: Thank you so much. Yeah, sleepwalking sucks. I think the funniest thing I've done was when I opened the door and let the dogs out. They chased my neighbor onto the top of his truck. (Because they're big and they don't like strangers) But they're basically harmless. Thanks for your review! I hope you like this chapter!
Kamiko: OMG! You are so psychic! Or as my friend and I say when we read each other's minds, "JAGANSHI!!" I totally had a weird fever-induced dream! But it was some kind of weird cross between the movie The Medallion, Stargate SG-1 and Yuu Yuu Hakusho. Didn't really help with the ideas for this fic. LOL And yep! It'll be Youko/Kag! Lot's of kitsune instincts come into play, but I won't go into that just yet! ^^
(A/N) I'm back! (does happy dance) And thanks for your support! And reviews...I didn't think this would be so popular! O_O
Kitsune Delight
by Mistress Nika
Chapter Two:
"The Demon Tree"
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Kagome emerged on the other side of the well five hundred years into the past. Without pausing she leapt nimbly out and landed lightly on the balls of her feet on the soft grass of Sengoku Jidai. Not two seconds later she felt the well activate again and an angry hanyou emerge. Smiling she said calmly, "Osuwari."
A cry resonated off the walls of the well followed by more foul words than she'd ever heard him utter, which was saying a lot. InuYasha seemed to get in touch with his whipped puppy side then and just muttered, "What crawled up her skirt and died?"
Kagome breathed in deep, taking in the pure scents of a world unpoluted by humans as she scanned the area. 'Oooh,' she thought, catching a familiar scent, 'this is gonna be good.' Then she giggled. 'Playtime...'
"InuYasha no baka!" she called into the well, "I'm going to the village! When you find whatever it is you've lost down there, say your pride, I'll be waiting for you!"
Then she leapt into a tree and seemed to disappear into the bark. What she had actually done was cast a simple illusion, covering all trace that she was there. It had been a long time since she got to play any really good tricks. And now she had the sudden unstoppable urge to play a little game with her friends. She didn't have long to wait as InuYasha leapt out of the well and looked around, searching for her.
"Hmph." he said, "Damn bitch musta run. I've told her running makes too much noise. Just makes her a target for demons."
At that moment a whirlwind entered the clearing and came to an abrupt stop...after running InuYasha over and making him a hanyou pancake of course.
Kouga stood with one foot on InuYasha's back and raised a hand to his eyes looking around him.
"Hey, inu-" he began, but an angry InuYasha flipped over and grabbed his leg, trying to send the wolf crashing to the ground. Kouga meerly kicked InuYasha in the face and leapt away. "As I was saying mutt, where's my woman?"
InuYasha jumped into a defensive position and cried, "She ain't your woman wolf! Get it through your thick head! Ouch!!" A nut chose that moment to fall from a surrounding tree and happened to strike him on the head. (A/N= -_- yeah, right)
"What the hell's wrong with you?" Kouga asked boredly continuing to search the area for Kagome.
InuYasha pointed to the closest tree, a good twenty feet away, and angrily accused, "That tree attacked me!"
Kouga stared at him dumbfounded and said slowly, as if he hadn't heard right, "The tree...attacked you? Did I kick you that hard?"
"NO!" InuYasha bellowed. "I'm telling you, that tree attacked me!" He pointed at the tree again, hand shaking in anger.
Kouga just waved dismissivly. "Yeah, sure." He turned his back on InuYasha and began, "Now where's...Ouch!!" He whirled around angrily to face the silver-haired hanyou with an attitude problem. "What'd ya do that for!?" A nut had just sailed through the air and smacked Kouga in the back of the head.
InuYasha's got an almost innocent 'I-told-you-so' look and pointed at the tree again.
"Oh like I believe the tree is attacking us!" Kouga yelled. "You hit me!! In the back of the head! Coward!! OUCH!!!" Another nut hit Kouga, this time in the butt causing him to jump. Kouga narrowed his eyes at InuYasha and said, "Wait a minute. I was looking at you that time. You really didn't do it."
"That's what I said!" InuYasha returned as if it were obvious the tree did it.
Both youkai turned slowly to stare at the tree in bewilderment. They narrowed their eyes at it. They took up fighting stances, should the tree attack again of course. And they...stared.
"I wonder if it's a demon tree?" InuYasha wondered quietly.
"Don't be silly." Kouga said. "It's obviously a chipmunk demon throwing it's hoard at us."
At that moment an unstoppable barrage of nuts came flying out of the tree's lush green branches. Kouga and InuYasha's eyes grew wide in shock and panic as they tried to dodge the bombardment from beyond. Unfortunately there were just too many and in under a minute they were completely buried in nuts. Finally the attack stopped and a soft female giggle drifted over to their ears.
They looked at each other over the nuts, only their heads sticking out, rolled their eyes and said at the same time, "Kitsune."
InuYasha fought his way out of the pile cursing to himself. "Damn kitsune and their tricks! Remind me to pound Shippou just for being one!"
Kouga followed suit, pushing his way out of the large pile of nuts. He, of course, took the opposite side InuYasha was on. "Don't threaten him!" he exclaimed. "My woman loves him!"
From opposite sides of the considerable stack they glared at each other. Neither was willing to break eye contact. It was, by far, the strangest fight they had ever had. It was a battle of wills and neither looked about to lose.
To the casual observer it may seem even stranger. A pile of nuts. Two youkai, one on either side. Both in ready crouches, staring each other in the eye. Yes, it was strange. Even stranger that the two usually solved their difference with fists! Not that anything was ever solved though.
After staring at each other angrily for a few minutes Kouga declared, "Well, it's obvious my woman is not here and I certainly don't wanna look at your ugly face any longer than nessacery!"
"Say that to my face!" InuYasha growled.
Kouga just grinned superiorly. "I did." he said.
And that was the beginning of yet another fight between the two rival males.
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(A/N) Okay, I blame this chapter on the fact that for three days I was without medicine. When that happens I go totally manic, as in manic/depressive. I have a little squishy football stress reliever thingy and I was tossing it back and forth, almost frantically...and unstoppably, and I thought what would happen if Kagome brought one back in time with her and threw it randomly at people. This is the result. -_- But it fits in with the plot because she does love to play tricks!
Quick question, would anyone hate me if I made a shounen-ai couple? Hadn't planned on it, but might if no one minds. Won't screw with the storyline if you don't want it. Doesn't matter to me. It's up to you.
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Reviews have made me realize the meaning of life. "Peanut butter sandwhich's don't have ears." O_o
Kage Otome: Thank you so much!
Reine Keri: Yay! You're reading my new fic! You're one of my favorite reviewers! (throws her a box of Bakura shapped Valentine's chocolates) Arigatou!
lilhillbillie! O_O Great KAMI!!! How in the seven hells do you always know what I'm gonna write!? Yes, yes, I'm gonna finish my other fics. (shifty eyes) eventually. :D
DGprobe99: Thank you!
bluefuzzyelf: ^___^ HAKURA-CHAN!!!! (glowers) I'm waiting for an update of A Shot in the Dark. (dances happily) Lot's of fun for everyone!
Sunbeam1: Thanks and yep! I'm prety sure everyone knows it's a YYHxIY crossover. I don't know what I was thinking not just coming out and saying it.
Moonmage: Thank you!
Darkness Flames: Uhhh..... O_o ........no? I'm not big on cannon couples. And what's the point of a crossover without the romance being crossedover..? Is that even a word? Like the penname though! You wouldn't happen to be a fan of a certain Jaganshi, would you? ^^ Thanks for reviewing! Hope to hear from you again and that my non-cannon couple fic won't drive you away.
SilverKnight7: Thanks for reviewing. Here's the update!
Killiara: YAY!!! I loved your review! *glomps Killiara* Y'know, I don't think I've read one where she knows about her demon blood either. I know there's gotta be one somewhere though. Surely it's not a revolutionary idea that she could have such a secret..? Well, anyway... Thank you so much for your review!! *glomps Killiara again* Here's chappy two. Hope it doesn't disappoint. *tosses her a talking Shippou plushie*
blue fox demon: Thank you! Love the penname, btw.
dariana: Nope! Didn't die! Thanks for your concern! I'm back! *dances and sings* I'm back! I'm back! I'm baaaaack! ^^
bluemoonfox: Yep! Hachi, Miroku's badger friend, also transforms! But let's not tell the plot bunnies that! *glances around nervously*
Jade: Doumo Arigatou Gozaimasu!! Thanks so for your well wishes and review! I think Kagome is kinda...um...annoying as she is in the anime and manga. So I prefer to make her a demon. Inu-youkai has been done over and over again. So I went the kitsune route! ^^
Yami Star 5893: Thank you so much. Yeah, sleepwalking sucks. I think the funniest thing I've done was when I opened the door and let the dogs out. They chased my neighbor onto the top of his truck. (Because they're big and they don't like strangers) But they're basically harmless. Thanks for your review! I hope you like this chapter!
Kamiko: OMG! You are so psychic! Or as my friend and I say when we read each other's minds, "JAGANSHI!!" I totally had a weird fever-induced dream! But it was some kind of weird cross between the movie The Medallion, Stargate SG-1 and Yuu Yuu Hakusho. Didn't really help with the ideas for this fic. LOL And yep! It'll be Youko/Kag! Lot's of kitsune instincts come into play, but I won't go into that just yet! ^^