Chapter Five: Let's Book!
As soon as his victory was claimed Mr. V stood up. Every type of common legal-tender coin rained down on him for a whopping $10 in winnings.
Hedwig crashed down at him for a whopping 1 owl. She saw Harry's body and yarped a pellet on him, just to make sure he was dead. Voldemort took out one of his special papers (the one with little dark marks on them)(weird) and began to write:
"Dear headmaster and greatest enemy Albus,
I'm just writing to say that although the new boy-who-no-longer-lives has been born, this battle is not over! I would although like to enroll in your school to go after my next four targets- Fred and George Weasley for trapping me in ice, Ms. Minerva McGonagall for being able to transform into a cat, and Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, just because I don't like him. Remember- I am always looking for a fight so if you're bored feel free to drop a line (not on my head!). Also remember that we will meet again, so don't think you're gonna be safe just if you're teaching me.
Your soon-to-be student,
Voldemort R. Slytherin"
Voldemort passed the sheet to Hedwig, who then called to her friends "Let's book!" And they took of on a magical adventure singing, "Book, book- the boy is dead!"
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