A/N: it was pretty late, but I was bored and just HAD to type something! I hope you enjoy this fic!
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Author: Shatsui
Type: Humor I think :/ Not really sure.
But there is SOME WAFF and song listeningness,
and Kagome's BOOM box, (You'll get it later)
And, and a computer!
WARNING: Kikyo haters...stay here as long
as you'd like! Kikyo lovers? Sorry, but I just can't help
but say bad stuff about freekyo-I mean Kikyo, so you might wanna
leave..Sure I PITY Meekyo, but I still think she is a--sorry,
heh heh heh! ^_^;;
Flames are accepted, but I ignore them 24/7, k?
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_____________
Time for the fic...
sit down, or you
might have some
problems reading
this fan fiction ok? I
recommend you sit down now.
Sit down......hang on,
did you all get the complementary
IY rosary necklaces I
put in the cocoa puff bags?
...good, put them on...
..........SIT!!!!
*BAAAAANG!!!*
That's much better...
in the mean time,
while you are still waiting
for the movie to start,
check out our clear eyes
magazines of the future...
Thank You.....*T_T*
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Inuyasha popped his head out from the well house, with the spiritual well inside. While Kagome on the other hand....
Kagome is inside her room, with her face almost touching the computer screen, with her hand gripping the mouse rather
tightly..."cough, cough, squeak!!" Wrong mouse people. Ok, back to our story. (The mouse poofs into the regular mouse for
computers.) When finally, Kagome straightens up her back, and you here a loud CRAAAACK, but Kagome does not seem to notice.
What is she doing on the PC of hers anyway? The camera gives a close up to the computer screen, and shows that Kagome is taking
an online quiz. "Ah! Finally finished! Now to see what the results are!" 'click' Kagome then began to read out loud, " Wow! The picture
looks so pretty! Ok let me see, /I know this may only be in stories, and on TV but...YOU ARE A......Faerie Princess?\ How lame!
I thought it would say something like, You are Princess of the Faeries! You rock this world, and find different beast everyday! Jeez this
quiz su-" Then Inuyasha popped his head in from the window, his silver hair slowly floating down onto the windows sill.
"Hey, Kagome! We gotta go collect more shards of the sacred jewel!" But Kagome was still glued to her PC. She looked like a zombie,
but Inuyasha didn't really seem to notice. Much. "Hey, come on Kagome, we gotta go!" He watched her fingers zoom like lightning
across the Keys on her Key-board, and still could not get her attention. "Kagome!! Come ooo~ooon!" She still didn't move. She acted
as if that machine was her life or something. He waved a hand in the front of her face. "Yoohoo...Kag-ome? We hafta get somore
shards..." He snapped his fingers a few times as well. But still no sign of response. Then he watched as she typed in,
http://www.aftermathzone.com. He watched as she put her user in as, 'InuGurl29', and start to click the buttons under her right hand
like mad.
"KAGOME! IF YOU DON'T GET UP RIGHT NOW I'LL GO TO HELL WITH KIKYO!!" Boy, That got her attention. She spun around, and
stared at his angered form very sorry, and worried. "No! I-I'll come! See, I'm getting off of the computer...and I-I......I
am....exiting.....no wait....there is something else that must be done..." Then he watch as she typed, http://www.fanfiction.net. And
watched her user be the same as the last. She clicked a few times on the small thing resting under her right hands palm, and watched
as she updated what looked like a, so called, 'fan fiction' called, 'New toy, for Dog Boy!'. He didn't really like the sound of that. So he
took her by the shoulders, and ran out of the room at lightning speed. She looked as if she was dead, but he knew she was still alive.
But maybe he should keep her away from that machine for a while.....of a long while....OR SO LONG THAT KAGOME ACCUALY HATES
HOBO AND STAYS WITH HIM, SANGO, MIROKU, AND SHIPPO FOREVER!!!! ....Nah! She'd kill him. Or WOULD she? He didn't really
know.
That's when Kagome came to her senses, and realized where she was being taken. "Inuyasha! Put me down right now!"
He just looked ticked, and said, "No way Kagome! You were acting all weird when you were in front of that-that weird machine thingy!"
She looked at him with pleading eyes. "No, Inuyasha you don't understand! If I don't get back into my room, then my boom box wil-"
But it was to late. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! They saw as Kagome's room went up
in flames. Inuyasha put her down and they both stared at the house when they heard Kagome's mother call out, "Kagome sweetie! Did
you put your BOOM box on self destruct again?!" Kagome winced slightly, but answered like a good daughter would. Not. She dashed
towards the well house doors, while Inuyasha was still standing there. Just gaping at the fire. Then Kagome's mom came out.
"KAGOME HIGURASHI! YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTINT!!!!!!!" That was Inuyasha's cue to run to the well with Kagome a.s.a.p.!
"Kagome!" He said pleadingly. "Kago-me! Ple he hease! Huuuuuuh! Help me......!" He ran to the well house doors, as he had planed,
but Kagome shut them, and locked them up tight. As much as he tried, he could not get them to budge! That's when he finally
realized...He was going to DIE! He rammed on the doors harder, and harder. But They just would not open! Then he turned around,
and saw Kagome's mother. Her reading glasses were lop sided, she had some ashes on her face, and her pupil's were small, and
orange. ~She looks like some kind of Psycho!!~ Inuyasha thought.
Then he heard Kagome's voice come through the well house
saying, "Oh! And Inuyasha," She started. It was a bit muffled out though, since she was talking through a wall. "If I run from my mom,
it is usually because every time my boom box blows up, my mom turns into some kind of Psycho!" Then he heard her jump into the
well. He was there. Alone. With a crazed Psycho women. Alone. And Kagome jumped into the well. And there he was. Alon- "Would
you shut up already! My life is in mortal danger!" "Oh, well sor~ry! Mister snooty pants!" I said. "I thought I made that clear to you not
to tell anyone that I had Snoopy pants!!" He blushes. "I said SNOOTY you baka..." Then I leave while Inuyasha mentally hurts himself.
But then he forgot. He was NOT alone. "Inuyasha, would you LIKE," twitches. "To help me make SOME COOKIES?!" It was Kagome's
PSYCHO MOTHER!! If only Kami-sama could save him now.
That's when Jiminy Cricket pops up. "Let your concients be your guide-"
Squish. "Oops, was I not supposed to do that?" Inuyasha said, letting the smooshed bug slide out of his hand, as if it were Myoga. But
to Inuyasha, talking bugs were all the same. But now, he must find some way to get out of there! Psycho women+Inuyasha+locked well house+No Kagome= A doggy with nowhere to go...
Thats when he saw Kagome's mom draw out a HUGE.....can of coffee! She began to walk closer, and closer, and closer, and closer... Then Inuyasha made a mad ram on the doors. And they both fell down. He ran to the well, and jumped in as fast as he could with a screaming women right behind him. He swam through the inside of the well as fast as he could. With panic in his eyes, he looked behind him very quick, but he didn't see and Psycho back there. With a sigh of relief, he looked back in front of him, only to be face to face with......a huge can...of coffee......if this coffee was here, then where was Kagome's mom?....he thought to soon..."Hello Inuyasha..." That was the sound....."Kikyo....." "No you idiot! It's me Kagome's mom!" "Oh......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He swam faster, and faster, and faster...then he saw it...HE HAD NO HANDS!! AAAAAAAAAHH!!! "Stupid sleeves!" And Inuyasha fixed is shirt/sleeves and now we can all see his hands again.
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Miroku, Sango, and Shippo are out with Kaede picking berries. But as for Miroku, he was NOT picking berries..he was picking women.
"Will YOU bare my-" SLAP! SLAP. Slap. slap. slap....the slap echoed from all around. "Miroku you hentia!!! When will you EVER stop asking women to bare your child?!" An angry Sango asked him. "Once you accept to." With those words Sango blushed, but then bopped him over the head. Miroku sat there with tear bells, and a big bump on his head. "Why to I always get hit? I only ask one of the simplest questions, and I get hit...I think my face is starting to deform...*gulp*..."
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Inuyasha jumped out of the well at rapid speed. He hopped that the well would seal, and Kagome's mom would automatically get warped back to her time. But it didn't. He watched in slow motion as Kagome's mom got out of the well, and stared at him with a sort of urge to kill, in her eyes.
~*~*~*~
Kagome sat in Kaede's hut holding her knees close, shivering, and sweating. She didn't know what to do. That's when she heard it....she heard a mischievous laugh, and a sharp scream from a voice that seemed so familiar. And she raced out side, and then she saw it...."Oh Kami-sama..."
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A/N: Well, that is the end for this chapter! I hope you all liked it! I don't know if it is a cliff hanger or not. Why don't you tell me in your reviews? ^______^ I will have the next chapter up soon I hope! I am going to Ohio on the 25th, and am not going to be back for a week or so! So I am sorry if you all hate me for leaving and not being able to continue my fictions for a week! But I am going to try and update all of them at least once, before I leave! so you will all have them all with updated chapters!
Ja ne!
:@:Shatsui:@:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Author: Shatsui
Type: Humor I think :/ Not really sure.
But there is SOME WAFF and song listeningness,
and Kagome's BOOM box, (You'll get it later)
And, and a computer!
WARNING: Kikyo haters...stay here as long
as you'd like! Kikyo lovers? Sorry, but I just can't help
but say bad stuff about freekyo-I mean Kikyo, so you might wanna
leave..Sure I PITY Meekyo, but I still think she is a--sorry,
heh heh heh! ^_^;;
Flames are accepted, but I ignore them 24/7, k?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
_____________
Time for the fic...
sit down, or you
might have some
problems reading
this fan fiction ok? I
recommend you sit down now.
Sit down......hang on,
did you all get the complementary
IY rosary necklaces I
put in the cocoa puff bags?
...good, put them on...
..........SIT!!!!
*BAAAAANG!!!*
That's much better...
in the mean time,
while you are still waiting
for the movie to start,
check out our clear eyes
magazines of the future...
Thank You.....*T_T*
____________________________________________________________________________________________________
Inuyasha popped his head out from the well house, with the spiritual well inside. While Kagome on the other hand....
Kagome is inside her room, with her face almost touching the computer screen, with her hand gripping the mouse rather
tightly..."cough, cough, squeak!!" Wrong mouse people. Ok, back to our story. (The mouse poofs into the regular mouse for
computers.) When finally, Kagome straightens up her back, and you here a loud CRAAAACK, but Kagome does not seem to notice.
What is she doing on the PC of hers anyway? The camera gives a close up to the computer screen, and shows that Kagome is taking
an online quiz. "Ah! Finally finished! Now to see what the results are!" 'click' Kagome then began to read out loud, " Wow! The picture
looks so pretty! Ok let me see, /I know this may only be in stories, and on TV but...YOU ARE A......Faerie Princess?\ How lame!
I thought it would say something like, You are Princess of the Faeries! You rock this world, and find different beast everyday! Jeez this
quiz su-" Then Inuyasha popped his head in from the window, his silver hair slowly floating down onto the windows sill.
"Hey, Kagome! We gotta go collect more shards of the sacred jewel!" But Kagome was still glued to her PC. She looked like a zombie,
but Inuyasha didn't really seem to notice. Much. "Hey, come on Kagome, we gotta go!" He watched her fingers zoom like lightning
across the Keys on her Key-board, and still could not get her attention. "Kagome!! Come ooo~ooon!" She still didn't move. She acted
as if that machine was her life or something. He waved a hand in the front of her face. "Yoohoo...Kag-ome? We hafta get somore
shards..." He snapped his fingers a few times as well. But still no sign of response. Then he watched as she typed in,
http://www.aftermathzone.com. He watched as she put her user in as, 'InuGurl29', and start to click the buttons under her right hand
like mad.
"KAGOME! IF YOU DON'T GET UP RIGHT NOW I'LL GO TO HELL WITH KIKYO!!" Boy, That got her attention. She spun around, and
stared at his angered form very sorry, and worried. "No! I-I'll come! See, I'm getting off of the computer...and I-I......I
am....exiting.....no wait....there is something else that must be done..." Then he watch as she typed, http://www.fanfiction.net. And
watched her user be the same as the last. She clicked a few times on the small thing resting under her right hands palm, and watched
as she updated what looked like a, so called, 'fan fiction' called, 'New toy, for Dog Boy!'. He didn't really like the sound of that. So he
took her by the shoulders, and ran out of the room at lightning speed. She looked as if she was dead, but he knew she was still alive.
But maybe he should keep her away from that machine for a while.....of a long while....OR SO LONG THAT KAGOME ACCUALY HATES
HOBO AND STAYS WITH HIM, SANGO, MIROKU, AND SHIPPO FOREVER!!!! ....Nah! She'd kill him. Or WOULD she? He didn't really
know.
That's when Kagome came to her senses, and realized where she was being taken. "Inuyasha! Put me down right now!"
He just looked ticked, and said, "No way Kagome! You were acting all weird when you were in front of that-that weird machine thingy!"
She looked at him with pleading eyes. "No, Inuyasha you don't understand! If I don't get back into my room, then my boom box wil-"
But it was to late. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! They saw as Kagome's room went up
in flames. Inuyasha put her down and they both stared at the house when they heard Kagome's mother call out, "Kagome sweetie! Did
you put your BOOM box on self destruct again?!" Kagome winced slightly, but answered like a good daughter would. Not. She dashed
towards the well house doors, while Inuyasha was still standing there. Just gaping at the fire. Then Kagome's mom came out.
"KAGOME HIGURASHI! YOU GET BACK HERE THIS INSTINT!!!!!!!" That was Inuyasha's cue to run to the well with Kagome a.s.a.p.!
"Kagome!" He said pleadingly. "Kago-me! Ple he hease! Huuuuuuh! Help me......!" He ran to the well house doors, as he had planed,
but Kagome shut them, and locked them up tight. As much as he tried, he could not get them to budge! That's when he finally
realized...He was going to DIE! He rammed on the doors harder, and harder. But They just would not open! Then he turned around,
and saw Kagome's mother. Her reading glasses were lop sided, she had some ashes on her face, and her pupil's were small, and
orange. ~She looks like some kind of Psycho!!~ Inuyasha thought.
Then he heard Kagome's voice come through the well house
saying, "Oh! And Inuyasha," She started. It was a bit muffled out though, since she was talking through a wall. "If I run from my mom,
it is usually because every time my boom box blows up, my mom turns into some kind of Psycho!" Then he heard her jump into the
well. He was there. Alone. With a crazed Psycho women. Alone. And Kagome jumped into the well. And there he was. Alon- "Would
you shut up already! My life is in mortal danger!" "Oh, well sor~ry! Mister snooty pants!" I said. "I thought I made that clear to you not
to tell anyone that I had Snoopy pants!!" He blushes. "I said SNOOTY you baka..." Then I leave while Inuyasha mentally hurts himself.
But then he forgot. He was NOT alone. "Inuyasha, would you LIKE," twitches. "To help me make SOME COOKIES?!" It was Kagome's
PSYCHO MOTHER!! If only Kami-sama could save him now.
That's when Jiminy Cricket pops up. "Let your concients be your guide-"
Squish. "Oops, was I not supposed to do that?" Inuyasha said, letting the smooshed bug slide out of his hand, as if it were Myoga. But
to Inuyasha, talking bugs were all the same. But now, he must find some way to get out of there! Psycho women+Inuyasha+locked well house+No Kagome= A doggy with nowhere to go...
Thats when he saw Kagome's mom draw out a HUGE.....can of coffee! She began to walk closer, and closer, and closer, and closer... Then Inuyasha made a mad ram on the doors. And they both fell down. He ran to the well, and jumped in as fast as he could with a screaming women right behind him. He swam through the inside of the well as fast as he could. With panic in his eyes, he looked behind him very quick, but he didn't see and Psycho back there. With a sigh of relief, he looked back in front of him, only to be face to face with......a huge can...of coffee......if this coffee was here, then where was Kagome's mom?....he thought to soon..."Hello Inuyasha..." That was the sound....."Kikyo....." "No you idiot! It's me Kagome's mom!" "Oh......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He swam faster, and faster, and faster...then he saw it...HE HAD NO HANDS!! AAAAAAAAAHH!!! "Stupid sleeves!" And Inuyasha fixed is shirt/sleeves and now we can all see his hands again.
______________________________________________________________________________________________
Miroku, Sango, and Shippo are out with Kaede picking berries. But as for Miroku, he was NOT picking berries..he was picking women.
"Will YOU bare my-" SLAP! SLAP. Slap. slap. slap....the slap echoed from all around. "Miroku you hentia!!! When will you EVER stop asking women to bare your child?!" An angry Sango asked him. "Once you accept to." With those words Sango blushed, but then bopped him over the head. Miroku sat there with tear bells, and a big bump on his head. "Why to I always get hit? I only ask one of the simplest questions, and I get hit...I think my face is starting to deform...*gulp*..."
______________________________________________________________________________________________________
Inuyasha jumped out of the well at rapid speed. He hopped that the well would seal, and Kagome's mom would automatically get warped back to her time. But it didn't. He watched in slow motion as Kagome's mom got out of the well, and stared at him with a sort of urge to kill, in her eyes.
~*~*~*~
Kagome sat in Kaede's hut holding her knees close, shivering, and sweating. She didn't know what to do. That's when she heard it....she heard a mischievous laugh, and a sharp scream from a voice that seemed so familiar. And she raced out side, and then she saw it...."Oh Kami-sama..."
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________
A/N: Well, that is the end for this chapter! I hope you all liked it! I don't know if it is a cliff hanger or not. Why don't you tell me in your reviews? ^______^ I will have the next chapter up soon I hope! I am going to Ohio on the 25th, and am not going to be back for a week or so! So I am sorry if you all hate me for leaving and not being able to continue my fictions for a week! But I am going to try and update all of them at least once, before I leave! so you will all have them all with updated chapters!
Ja ne!
:@:Shatsui:@: