A/N: SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries, cries, cries* Please....don't hurt me! I'm too young to be horribly beaten, and smashed to a pulp!!!!! ..............I've got cookies? eh heh heh....!
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Chapter two of Kagome's mother vs. Naraku!!!
Kagome walked down towards where Inuyasha lay. He was swirly eyed, and had crumbs on his face. Kagome sweat dropped and looked at her insane mother.
"Mom...did you give him a cookie? You know, the ones that were a little pink, and had the frosting like words, Super Itchy Toxic? Also known as..... S.I.T.?" Kagome said with a tense sign on her forehead, and a sweat drop slowly dripping on the side of her head. Her mother giggled oddly, and said, "Yes deeeeeeeeaar......Why do you ASK??!!" Her mother started twitching.
Inuyasha's swirly eyes went back to gold, and then he sat up straight, and began itching his ear. "Kagome! Why am I so itchy??!" He said, starting to bite on different parts of his arm, and leg to try and stop the itching. "I'm like one of your grandpa's orange sweaters!!" Kagome looked at Inuyasha and started scratching behind one of his ears.
"Mom, what is wrong with you? Your acting like an insane monkey from hell! Is it something I did? Is it something you ate maybe?" She said pointing at her mother. "I don't know what you *twitch* mean! I'm fine deeeeeeeeeary! Just leave me alone!" Then her mother ran into the woods yelling, "Cheese for sale!"
Inuyasha just sat there. He had stopped itching, and now the toxic was getting to him. Kagome turned to Inuyasha once again, and asked, "Uh, are you, ok?" He looked like he was in a daze..."It was so horrible...the way she came out of the well like that....it was horrible...."
(Flashback)
Inuyasha jumped out of the well at rapid speed. He hopped that the well would seal, and Kagome's mom would automatically get warped back to her time. But it didn't. He watched in slow motion as Kagome's mom got out of the well, and stared at him with a sort of urge to kill, in her eyes.
(A/N: Kinda reminds you of the ending in "The Ring" Doesn't it? . You know, where the little girl is coming out of the well, heh...and then...she looks at the.....guy.....ok the was such a scary part...we don't need to go there....)
(End Flashback)
Kagome waved a hand in front of Inuyasha's face. 'It's almost like he's Dead, but Awake.....*light bulb* I should make a movie about that! Dead but Awake! yeah!!..." Kagome swiftly got a note book out form her backpack, and wrote down to make a movie called 'Dead but Awake'. Then she put it back. She sat in front of Inuyasha.
She scooted back a little bit. A little more...a liiiittle more..Ok. Then she took in a deep breath, and screamed, "INUYASHA MY MOM IS BEHIND YOU!!!!" Inuyasha jumped up really high, and shot through the clouds. You could see a little figure where his body had gone through...
"Man that sure got his attention....." Kagome murmured......Inuyasha began falling from the sky. Shippo popped out of know where, and started running in circles yelling, "The sky is falling!".
(A/N: If you've played Kings Quest 7, you'll know what I mean. XD lol)
"aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha was about to slam into the ground when Kagome thought, 'Maybe, if I SIT him, his pace will slow down, and he'll land safely!' Kagome inhaled, and yelled, "SIT!!!" Inuyasha slammed into the ground twice as hard than he would have. Kagome winced as he hit the ground with such force.
Shippo runs away. Kagome crawled over to to Inuyasha, and said, "ummm.....I'm sorry, so...could you not get mad at me now?" Inuyasha mumbled something, but Kagome could not make it out. "I guess that means 'OK!'!!" Inuyasha began flailing his arms in the air, while his face was still smashed into the ground, with tense signs on his head, along with a few sweat drops.
He seemed to be shouting something, but all Kagome could make out, was, "Jewel......................Your mom.................orange sweaters..............sat...................smoosh...........no!" And that was it.
Kagome slowly made her way right next to Inuyasha. She started scratching behind one of his ears. He began to panic, but then he relaxed. It was nice to have his ears rubbed every now and then, and besides, who was watching anyway?
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Miroku pushed somebody aside a bit. "Move. I can not see." He said, taking a bit of a closer look. Sango shoved him a little and said, "You can't see? What about me?" She said. Shippo pushed both of there faces out of the way, and said, "Why cant I see? What are then doing???" He practically shouted. Sango and Miroku both slammed hands over Shippos mouth....witch meant they would be holding hands....witch meant...........
Sango snatched her hand away, leaving Miroku with a perverted grin. Shippo fell backwards into the dirt, and said, "Hey! That's it. I'm making our presents known!" He said, running out into the few from behind some near by bushes and trees. Sango and Miroku snapped there heads up both saying, "No! Shippo!" They both got up, and dashed after him.
Shippo was running with his tongue hanging out, shaking his head back and forth, while yelling, "wal wal wal walA!!" He was running very fast, and Sango and Miroku were gaining speed. "Run faster!" Miroku told Sango. They both took in a great gain of speed.
Shippo's face is zoomed in on, and he is crossed eyed, with his tongue out, and spit is flying everywhere. "lllllAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAL WAL LAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Shippo was only about 10 feet away from Kagome and Inuyasha.
He smiled, still the same as before, and yelled, "Kagome! Inuyasha! A CRAZY MONK and a loony DEMON EXTERMINATOR are a CHASIN MEH!!!!!!!!!" He said running faster towards the hanyou and and school girl Miko.
"GET HIM!!!!!!" Sango said, making a jump for Shippo. Shippo ran over Inuyasha, and onto Kagome's lap, witch caused Sango's dive to be aimed directly at Inuyasha's back. With a loud thud, and two screams, Inuyasha finally took this as the last straw.
He jumped up, and yelled, "You cheese headed, crooked nosed, mashed potatoes for brains, BATUSHKA!!!! I have been smashed into the ground 2 times too many today, not only that, but I was chased by a mad women, who stuffed my face with Super Itchy Toxic---" Kagome cut him off. "Also known as SIT." She said, with a finger in the air. Inuyasha slammed into the ground.
Kagome winced realizing that that wasn't the best time to say 'sit' when Inuyasha was lecturing them all.....well, mainly Sango, but who cares right?.........right.....? Inuyasha slowly got up. His fists were clenched, and is eyes were shut, and he has a few tense signs on his head.
His eyes shot open, and they looked as though flames that could roast a marshmallow were in them. He took a step towards Kagome. "This-" Another step. "-IS-" Another step, but this time Kagome also took a step back. "-THE LAST-" Another one from both. "THING YOU STICK IN A CUP AND USE TO HELP DRINK SOMETHING!!!!" He threw his arms in the air, glaring at everyone.
He pointed at Sango. "YOU body slammed on my back-" He pointed at Kagome."You told me to SIT twice!! Not to mention one of the times was when I was falling from the sky, and couldn't be in a worse situation, but then you 'SAT' me!!!!"
He pointed a finger at Miroku. "And YOU--..........well....you didn't really do anything to me at all, now did you, you sick pervert you?" Miroku shook his head quicker than you can say squedley smooch elevendy four times fast.
Then he glared daggers at Shippo. "And you......" He walked slowly towards Shippo, still pointing a finger at Shippo. "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL!!!!" He took a deep breath. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone stopped, listening as the scream echoed through the forest
"That wasn't me......I swear." Inuyasha said, still in a pouncing position to kill Shippo. Inuyasha began sniffing the air, trying to figure out who screamed. (a zoom in on Inu-chans face) He narrowed his eyes. 'It couldn't be....' He cocked an eye brow. 'Could it?'
(A/N: Well, that's it!------Naw! I'm just kidding! If I DID finish, this would be the shortest chapter in my history book of Inuyasha fanfiction!....well, at least the ones, I wrote...heh heh....^-^)
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Somebody in a hot spring, was screaming, over, and over, and over, and over again. Kagome's mom looked over a big fluffy, and shiny pelt. "How was this made...?" She asked, looking at the person in the tub, while narrowing her eyes. The person looked alarmed, and backed away deeper into the spring. "I--I do not know. It was a gift!" The person said, eyes wide, and his (I just gave it away now didn't I?) body shaking. (Here is comes....*closes eyes*)
Inuyasha burst through the woods, looking at the person in the hot spring. When he looked at Kagome's mother, he screamed, and jumped into Kagome's arms out of pure horror. Kagome dropped him, and said, "Mom what in the blazes are you doing?" She said, walking to her mother, unaware of the man in the spring.
Inuyasha got up, straightened himself up, and looked at the man in the hot spring again. "Sesshomaru!!!! What are you doing here??!!" Inuyasha said, angrily.
Sesshomaru looked calmly over to his "little brother" and said, "Why, can a dog demon not bathe every time he feel like filth?" Inuyasha crossed his arms, and rolled his eyes. "And to think it took you more than 239 years to figure out what you really are." Sesshomaru growled, and shot his head away.
(Don't think that I don't like Sesshie, I just wanted to make a little sibling rivalry in here. Ok? ^_^ SO please....don't kill me....then I can't write anymore! ^_^)
Jaken, just then, for some odd reason, ran out form the woods, yelling, "My Lord! My Lord! Is everything all right?!" Everyone watched in shock, and Kagome's mom looked at Jaken with hearts in her eyes, and a crooked, smile plastered on her face.
"Yes Jaken, everythign is quite alright. You may go. He said, waving his ahnd, in a get out of my sight, motion. Kagome's mom fumed, and said, don't you be eman to my honey poo!!!"
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A/N: ...........O_O.............who would have thought, ladies, and gentle men, that Kagome's Mother would fall for a toad.................
Review please!
Thank you for reading!
~*+^Shatsui^+*~
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Chapter two of Kagome's mother vs. Naraku!!!
Kagome walked down towards where Inuyasha lay. He was swirly eyed, and had crumbs on his face. Kagome sweat dropped and looked at her insane mother.
"Mom...did you give him a cookie? You know, the ones that were a little pink, and had the frosting like words, Super Itchy Toxic? Also known as..... S.I.T.?" Kagome said with a tense sign on her forehead, and a sweat drop slowly dripping on the side of her head. Her mother giggled oddly, and said, "Yes deeeeeeeeaar......Why do you ASK??!!" Her mother started twitching.
Inuyasha's swirly eyes went back to gold, and then he sat up straight, and began itching his ear. "Kagome! Why am I so itchy??!" He said, starting to bite on different parts of his arm, and leg to try and stop the itching. "I'm like one of your grandpa's orange sweaters!!" Kagome looked at Inuyasha and started scratching behind one of his ears.
"Mom, what is wrong with you? Your acting like an insane monkey from hell! Is it something I did? Is it something you ate maybe?" She said pointing at her mother. "I don't know what you *twitch* mean! I'm fine deeeeeeeeeary! Just leave me alone!" Then her mother ran into the woods yelling, "Cheese for sale!"
Inuyasha just sat there. He had stopped itching, and now the toxic was getting to him. Kagome turned to Inuyasha once again, and asked, "Uh, are you, ok?" He looked like he was in a daze..."It was so horrible...the way she came out of the well like that....it was horrible...."
(Flashback)
Inuyasha jumped out of the well at rapid speed. He hopped that the well would seal, and Kagome's mom would automatically get warped back to her time. But it didn't. He watched in slow motion as Kagome's mom got out of the well, and stared at him with a sort of urge to kill, in her eyes.
(A/N: Kinda reminds you of the ending in "The Ring" Doesn't it? . You know, where the little girl is coming out of the well, heh...and then...she looks at the.....guy.....ok the was such a scary part...we don't need to go there....)
(End Flashback)
Kagome waved a hand in front of Inuyasha's face. 'It's almost like he's Dead, but Awake.....*light bulb* I should make a movie about that! Dead but Awake! yeah!!..." Kagome swiftly got a note book out form her backpack, and wrote down to make a movie called 'Dead but Awake'. Then she put it back. She sat in front of Inuyasha.
She scooted back a little bit. A little more...a liiiittle more..Ok. Then she took in a deep breath, and screamed, "INUYASHA MY MOM IS BEHIND YOU!!!!" Inuyasha jumped up really high, and shot through the clouds. You could see a little figure where his body had gone through...
"Man that sure got his attention....." Kagome murmured......Inuyasha began falling from the sky. Shippo popped out of know where, and started running in circles yelling, "The sky is falling!".
(A/N: If you've played Kings Quest 7, you'll know what I mean. XD lol)
"aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha was about to slam into the ground when Kagome thought, 'Maybe, if I SIT him, his pace will slow down, and he'll land safely!' Kagome inhaled, and yelled, "SIT!!!" Inuyasha slammed into the ground twice as hard than he would have. Kagome winced as he hit the ground with such force.
Shippo runs away. Kagome crawled over to to Inuyasha, and said, "ummm.....I'm sorry, so...could you not get mad at me now?" Inuyasha mumbled something, but Kagome could not make it out. "I guess that means 'OK!'!!" Inuyasha began flailing his arms in the air, while his face was still smashed into the ground, with tense signs on his head, along with a few sweat drops.
He seemed to be shouting something, but all Kagome could make out, was, "Jewel......................Your mom.................orange sweaters..............sat...................smoosh...........no!" And that was it.
Kagome slowly made her way right next to Inuyasha. She started scratching behind one of his ears. He began to panic, but then he relaxed. It was nice to have his ears rubbed every now and then, and besides, who was watching anyway?
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Miroku pushed somebody aside a bit. "Move. I can not see." He said, taking a bit of a closer look. Sango shoved him a little and said, "You can't see? What about me?" She said. Shippo pushed both of there faces out of the way, and said, "Why cant I see? What are then doing???" He practically shouted. Sango and Miroku both slammed hands over Shippos mouth....witch meant they would be holding hands....witch meant...........
Sango snatched her hand away, leaving Miroku with a perverted grin. Shippo fell backwards into the dirt, and said, "Hey! That's it. I'm making our presents known!" He said, running out into the few from behind some near by bushes and trees. Sango and Miroku snapped there heads up both saying, "No! Shippo!" They both got up, and dashed after him.
Shippo was running with his tongue hanging out, shaking his head back and forth, while yelling, "wal wal wal walA!!" He was running very fast, and Sango and Miroku were gaining speed. "Run faster!" Miroku told Sango. They both took in a great gain of speed.
Shippo's face is zoomed in on, and he is crossed eyed, with his tongue out, and spit is flying everywhere. "lllllAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAL WAL LAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Shippo was only about 10 feet away from Kagome and Inuyasha.
He smiled, still the same as before, and yelled, "Kagome! Inuyasha! A CRAZY MONK and a loony DEMON EXTERMINATOR are a CHASIN MEH!!!!!!!!!" He said running faster towards the hanyou and and school girl Miko.
"GET HIM!!!!!!" Sango said, making a jump for Shippo. Shippo ran over Inuyasha, and onto Kagome's lap, witch caused Sango's dive to be aimed directly at Inuyasha's back. With a loud thud, and two screams, Inuyasha finally took this as the last straw.
He jumped up, and yelled, "You cheese headed, crooked nosed, mashed potatoes for brains, BATUSHKA!!!! I have been smashed into the ground 2 times too many today, not only that, but I was chased by a mad women, who stuffed my face with Super Itchy Toxic---" Kagome cut him off. "Also known as SIT." She said, with a finger in the air. Inuyasha slammed into the ground.
Kagome winced realizing that that wasn't the best time to say 'sit' when Inuyasha was lecturing them all.....well, mainly Sango, but who cares right?.........right.....? Inuyasha slowly got up. His fists were clenched, and is eyes were shut, and he has a few tense signs on his head.
His eyes shot open, and they looked as though flames that could roast a marshmallow were in them. He took a step towards Kagome. "This-" Another step. "-IS-" Another step, but this time Kagome also took a step back. "-THE LAST-" Another one from both. "THING YOU STICK IN A CUP AND USE TO HELP DRINK SOMETHING!!!!" He threw his arms in the air, glaring at everyone.
He pointed at Sango. "YOU body slammed on my back-" He pointed at Kagome."You told me to SIT twice!! Not to mention one of the times was when I was falling from the sky, and couldn't be in a worse situation, but then you 'SAT' me!!!!"
He pointed a finger at Miroku. "And YOU--..........well....you didn't really do anything to me at all, now did you, you sick pervert you?" Miroku shook his head quicker than you can say squedley smooch elevendy four times fast.
Then he glared daggers at Shippo. "And you......" He walked slowly towards Shippo, still pointing a finger at Shippo. "YOU ARE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL!!!!" He took a deep breath. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone stopped, listening as the scream echoed through the forest
"That wasn't me......I swear." Inuyasha said, still in a pouncing position to kill Shippo. Inuyasha began sniffing the air, trying to figure out who screamed. (a zoom in on Inu-chans face) He narrowed his eyes. 'It couldn't be....' He cocked an eye brow. 'Could it?'
(A/N: Well, that's it!------Naw! I'm just kidding! If I DID finish, this would be the shortest chapter in my history book of Inuyasha fanfiction!....well, at least the ones, I wrote...heh heh....^-^)
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Somebody in a hot spring, was screaming, over, and over, and over, and over again. Kagome's mom looked over a big fluffy, and shiny pelt. "How was this made...?" She asked, looking at the person in the tub, while narrowing her eyes. The person looked alarmed, and backed away deeper into the spring. "I--I do not know. It was a gift!" The person said, eyes wide, and his (I just gave it away now didn't I?) body shaking. (Here is comes....*closes eyes*)
Inuyasha burst through the woods, looking at the person in the hot spring. When he looked at Kagome's mother, he screamed, and jumped into Kagome's arms out of pure horror. Kagome dropped him, and said, "Mom what in the blazes are you doing?" She said, walking to her mother, unaware of the man in the spring.
Inuyasha got up, straightened himself up, and looked at the man in the hot spring again. "Sesshomaru!!!! What are you doing here??!!" Inuyasha said, angrily.
Sesshomaru looked calmly over to his "little brother" and said, "Why, can a dog demon not bathe every time he feel like filth?" Inuyasha crossed his arms, and rolled his eyes. "And to think it took you more than 239 years to figure out what you really are." Sesshomaru growled, and shot his head away.
(Don't think that I don't like Sesshie, I just wanted to make a little sibling rivalry in here. Ok? ^_^ SO please....don't kill me....then I can't write anymore! ^_^)
Jaken, just then, for some odd reason, ran out form the woods, yelling, "My Lord! My Lord! Is everything all right?!" Everyone watched in shock, and Kagome's mom looked at Jaken with hearts in her eyes, and a crooked, smile plastered on her face.
"Yes Jaken, everythign is quite alright. You may go. He said, waving his ahnd, in a get out of my sight, motion. Kagome's mom fumed, and said, don't you be eman to my honey poo!!!"
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A/N: ...........O_O.............who would have thought, ladies, and gentle men, that Kagome's Mother would fall for a toad.................
Review please!
Thank you for reading!
~*+^Shatsui^+*~