"Yes Jaken, everything is quite alright. You may go. He said, waving his hand, in a get out of my sight, motion. Kagome's mom fumed, and said, don't you be mean to my honey poo!!!"
Kagome blinked...several times in fact. "H-honey...p-poo?" She sputtered out.
Kagome's mother looked at her with an insane look in her eyes. "Yessss........isn't he the most adorable, strong man you have ever seeeeeeEEN?" She twitched and sighed. Kagome felt a bit sick after her mother said that. Adorable? Strong?! Who was her mother trying to fool? "It's a fricking toad mom!!" Kagome thought yelling it might make her mother snap out of it.
"B-b-b-b-b-but h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-he is MY fricking t-t-t-toad!" Her mother said, taking Jaken in a "heart filled"....and nearly "deadly" embrace. Then Kagome's mother glanced at her daughter. "And once we go home, he is coming too... He will be your new father!"
Everybody was gaping with sauce pan sized eyes now... "FATHER?!" They all yelled at once.
(a/n: See if you can guess who is who...)
"He's Ugly!!"
"He's my servant!"
"What'll my friends think!?"
"Let me goooo!!!"
"Iron reaver---!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
"SIT!"
SLAM
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
"I WANNA GO HOME!"
"This is so tedious.."
"Will everyone just, SHUT-UP??!!!!"
And all at once, they all silenced themselves.
Kagome's mother was standing on a high rock with Jaken in her arms. "If you--all do not just-twitch --shut up...---I'm g-going to--!!!"
Everyone's eyes followed her finger as she pointed slowly to a river very close by. All of there eyes widened. "No! Not there you fools! There!" They all looked just next to the river, which was about, 10 feet away from where they thought she was originally pointing, and she was pointing towards a well...but it wasn't the bone eaters well.....it was round.... and looked to be made out of old stones....they looked somewhat like bricks...
"Look very close now..."
They all stared at that one spot for the longest time...
"Look harder...."
The all squinted there eyes in hopes of, maybe, getting a better look....
Just then, they saw a hand grip the top of the well...somebody was climbing out...then another hand...then a shoulder, then a black haired figure.....then a----wait! A blacked haired figure?!
They all screamed.
"Samara!!!"
"Sadako!!!"
"Niger Crinis!"
"Diàvolo ragazza!"
"Inuyasha! You can speak Italian?"
"Is it---!!!!!!!!"
"Kikyo!"
"No! It's--"
Then they said all at once, "Naraku!"
(Cue Naraku music)
"Kukukukukukukuu... Yes, it is me you fools... you have fallen for my trap..." He smirked, and then looked towards Kagome's mother. "Thank you my loyal servant... that will be all for now..." Everyone watched as Kagome's mother slowly changed into.....
"Kagura!!"
And then the watched the Jaken in Kagome's mo--her, Kagura's arms become...
"Mom!!!!! No!! You give her back!"
Kagome jumped forwards but was held back by Inuyasha.
"No Kagome! It's too dangerous. I'll take it from here."
Inuyasha glared at Naraku. "Inuyasha...why do you glare at me?" Inuyasha still glared, and took a fighting stance. "Ooh, getting feisty not, eh? Well then...." Naraku, too, took a fighting position. "Now Inuyasha.....DANZETSU!!!!!!!"
Naraku lunged at Inuyasha, claws raised, red eyes blazing.
While Inuyasha and Naraku fought, just a few feet away from their battle was Kagura holding Kagome's mother in some type of death grip.
"Let go of my mother!" Kagome yelled, then making a small attempt to get her mother back. But it was no use. Kagura would dodge every move, and it ticked Kagome off. Every time Kagome even got a little bit close to Kagura and her Mother, Kagura would just move away farther from Kagome's reach, and that would just tick Kagome off more.
While Kagome tried getting her mother back, and why Inuyasha fought Naraku, slowly, the eye lids of a woman lifted. The women had a crazy glint in her eye. Reaching into her pocket, she pulled out some garlic powder, took off its small cap, and threw a handful up into the eyes of the demon that held her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAUHG!!!!!" Kagura cupped her hands over her eyes, and threw Kagome's mother to the ground, just a couple feet away from her.
Kagome's mother slowly stood up, fists clenched, body tensed. "Haahahahaa.........you can't even protect yourself from a school girls mother..... Therefore, I, the all mighty Ichigo, will always be higher than you. Hahahaha!" Kagome's mother, Ichigo, crossed her arms over her chest, and laughed at Kagura, who was still trying to get the awful smelling powder out of her eyes.
"Mom, you carry garlic powder around with you?" Kagome asked, looking a bit curious. "Why yes dear! A women can never have too many spices on hand!" Ichigo replied with a laugh.
"Naraku you're DEAD!!" Inuyasha yelled raising his claws, going for the kill. "Yes I know I am." Inuyasha stopped mid kill. "What...what did you just say?!" Inuyasha yelled, staggering forward. "You said 'Naraku you are dead!' and I said, Yes I know I am." Naraku said simply. "Yeah yeah I know that, but.. You're not seriously.....d-dead.... are you?!!" Inuyasha questioned. "Oh, but of course I am.. what do you think I suck demons inside of me to gain power?" .... "Um...to gain power?" ."Why yes, I do believe that is correct! Kukukuku..." Naraku laughed evilly at his own statement. "Well I do believe we must go now. Come on Kagura." Naraku said as he began to float into the air. Kagura wiped her eyes with one swipe of her kimono sleeve, and could see enough to get a feather from her hair, and begin flying after Naraku.
Ichigo stared up at them both. "You know, they would make a good couple.." She said with a naive look on her face. "You have got to be kidding me.." Inuyasha said. "Hey, Inuyasha?" Kagome suddenly asked. "Yeah Kagome?" Kagome looked up at him. "Where are Sango, Miroku, and Shippo while all of this was happening?"
Inuyasha looked at their surroundings. Kagome was right. There was no Sango, Miroku, or even a Shippo. There was just Inuyasha, Kagome, and Ichigo....
A/N: ok I'm just going to stop here.. It's not really a cliff hanger or anything, but it seemed like a good place to stop. Also something bad happened to my shoulder yesterday, and so it kind of hurts to move my arm a little... Well, we finally learned Kagome's mothers name.... now I won't have to keep typing "Kagome's Mother" or "Kagome's Mom" or anything. I hoped you enjoyed this chapter... my favorite part was the part with the well...
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