Howdy y'all! Welcome to the fifth chapter of Vortex!!!! The story shall commence but first we shall do review responses:
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Side note: Please not that all scientific terms in this chapter are completely made up, as I am a student trying to pass science (all though I do have an A. Yaay!). Please don't go around trying to do Nightfire's experiment as I don't want to get sued because someone burned there hand off with a laser or having it on my conscious that someone used this experiment to blow up the world…I know you guys wouldn't do that(I hope) but I'm just checking! thanks!
Disclaimer: I don't own Teen titans or any refrences to Batman in this chapter. However I own a copy of this book called Batman of the 1950's which is quite amusing… Wait I don't own that either, it's my dads. Oh well!
On with the show!!!
Vortex
Chapter 5: Pizza and cows
"Lets see if I twist a cufflet on the magnification ray and amplify it to the 45th power I can upgrade the Time Machine to a full power Vortex distributor and if I Mmph!" Nightfire tried to finish his statement but Future Raven covered his and said "Upgrades are good when your not trapped 14 years in the past. Just fix the forward in time feature on the time machine" She said.
"Uhm well…heh heh…it's funny but I kinda…sorta…forgot to put in a forward in time feature on the time machine heh heh"
"Nightfire how could you make such a stupid error?" Future Terra said.
"What exactly does the word genius in the future mean? Cause you are pretty stupid little man!" Cyborg said as everyone laughed.
Nightfire began to fume "Yes we all know its funny…" Everyone continued to laugh…
"That's enough now guys…" Everyone still laughed.
"OK IT WAS A STUPID MISTKAE…SO SHUT UP!!!" He yelled and everyone was silent. "Thank you" he said, tapping some more keys on the keyboard.
" Now before I can work on the forward feature I have to replace the Aciton 500V battery in the reflux cuplet as a leak sprung and all the acid came out"
"In English please?" Present day Terra asked.
Nightfire sighed. " In words you nimrods that claim I'm stupid can understand-I need to drain some ground acid out of a source in the ground" Nightfire said, punching a few more keys " I just need to locate a place where there is a ground acid source, and the search I'm running now should locate one" In a few seconds a map appeared on screen, pointing to all the places the acid could be found.
" Uhm I'm not familiar with 2004 geography of Jump City. 2006, yes but 2004 is not a particularly need-to-know time frame. A little help here?" Nightfire asked.
Present day Robin stepped up to the computer "Seems that the biggest source is directly under Wayne Enterprises in the south region" He said, analyzing where the red arrows were marked.
"AAAAAH!!" Nightfire said running behind the future Robin and hiding behind his cape, trembling with fear.
" Uhm I wouldn't mention Wayne Enterprises if I were you. Nightfire has had a fear of that place ever since the Tomato incident-and plus Bruce banned him from 100 feet within the proximity of the building" Future Robin said.
" Yeah and he set up time radars too so if I ever traveled back in time an alarm would go off and I'd be arrested" Nightfire said, coming out from behind his fathers cape.
" Ok well we can X that out…jackpot! A small source lays beneath the surface or the basement of Titans tower" Present day Robin said.
" Great!" Nightfire said inserting a chip in to the computer, waiting a second and then pulling it out and downloading it on to his communicator screen "Lets go" He said motioning towards the basement and flying down there at the speed of light. Everyone followed.
Nightfire tapped his foot in thought, analyzing the situation. A smile crawled on his face and he took a bird-a-rang out of his utility belt. Using a Starbolt, he bent the small metal object and attached a small laser to the end. He attached a hose to that and then searched around the basement and found a bucket, then attached the hose to the rim of the bucket. He then took a piece of bubblegum and blew a bubble. He then took out a tube of freeze solution and froze the bubble, popped it out of his mouth and attached it to the rim of the bucket. He stepped back and admired his handiwork.
" And that's how you build a chrono-acid drill with only a Bird-a-rang, laser, hose, bucket, quick-freeze, and a piece of bubblegum" Nightfire said.
"Uhm what is that?" Present day Starfire asked.
" It's a highly advanced drill to get acid out of the ground-see the laser will drill into the ground so the acid spills out. Then the acid goes into the tube and up into the bucket. But the acid has to be drained of all ironian ore that is stuck with it in the ground, so the high sugar level in the bubblegum will dissolve it. Then the acid goes into the bucket and I can freeze it and make it into the highly advanced Aciton 500V battery that won't be invented until 2017 by the spectacular Nightfire Grayson" he said with a smile "It's quite simple actually"
"Too much science" Beastboy said holding his throbbing head.
" I know dude! It's giving me a headache" Future Beastboy said.
Nightfire turned the machine on " For enough ground acid to make the battery it'll take approximately two hours" Nightfire said watching the machine work and smiling.
"Oooh! That machine has pretty lights!! Can I touch it?" Reena asked, staring in amazement at the machine.
"NO! That machine is very dangerous Reena. If you touch it you could get your hand severed off" Nightfire said.
"Is getting a hand severed off fun?" She asked.
"NO!" all of the Titans shouted.
"Geese just asking" Reena said crossing her arms.
The clock on the wall flashed 5:00.
"Dinner time! How about pizza y'all?" Present day Cyborg asked.
Everyone nodded in agreement. As the walked up stairs they saw Future Cyborg still in the pile of Zynothium goop.
"Should we maybe get him out of that?" Present day Raven asked.
"Are you kidding? Of course not!" Nightfire answered, kicking the giant pile of goop that future Cyborg lay in.
Year: 2004 time: fiveish
Setting: Pizza place.
All both the Future titans and the Present day Titans were sitting around a table at the Pizza Place. They had mostly finished eating. Both Beastboys and Nightfire had shared a 'Vegan delight' pizza, which consisted of tomato sauce, soy cheese, and veggies. Both Starfires had shared a small pickle, banana, and mint frosting pizza. Both Robins and both Terras and Cyborg and Reena had shared a huge meat lovers pizza. And both Ravens had cheese pizza.
" Nightfire you need your protein. Have a piece of pepperoni" Future Robin said, holding out a piece of pepperoni, not really expecting his son to eat it without a fight.
To his surprise however Nightfire took the piece of Pepperoni and finished it in one gulp.
"Dude you betrayed the code of the Vegan club! You ate meat!" Future Beastboy said.
"There's no meat in pepperoni!" Nightfire protested, swallowing the last morsel.
" Yes there is Nightfire. Pepperoni comes from a pig" Future Raven said, sipping her tea.
"Nu-uh its all just the leftover crap they have from making pizza bread, sauce, and all other types of crud lying around. See?" Nightfire said, pulling out his very own invention, the food scanner, and holding up the results.
" See Raven?" He said And Future Raven took one look, ran over to the balcony of the pizza place, and threw up as Nightfire laughed hysterically.
"Nightfire Alex Grayson! You know that every time you use that food scanner Raven throws up!" Future Starfire said.
"I know, that's why I showed it to her" Nightfire replied, grinning evilly.
" To change the subject, why are you guys vegans anyway? It's not like they killed the cow to get milk or cheese " Terra asked
" Yes but think of all the poor girl cows that have there rights violated when the farmers touch there utters! It's inhumane!" Nightfire said laughing and the two Beastboys were falling over in sidesplitting laughter "Violated…Utters!" Beastboy said laughing.
"Man that was a good one!" Future Beastboy said laughing hysterically.
" What does utters mean? And what does violated mean?" Reena asked quizzically.
Nightfire burst into more laughter.
"What? I was just asking" Reena said crossing her arms
Suddenly all the communicators of the present day titans went off and Robin looked at the screen of his communicator " Titans Go! And Future Titans we could use your help too!" Robin said, and with that all the Titans sitting at the table (And future Raven who was now very sick to her stomach) ran off in the direction of danger…
To be continued…
Howdy y'all! Well that was chapter 5! Did you likie? Or even if you didn't please read and review! The next chapter will probably be up today or tomorrow!
Next Time: They thought he was dead but the present day titans saw one man they thought they'd never see again. The future Titans saw one man they never though they'd see out of prison. His name is…Slade…
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