Disclaimer: The same one to chapter 1 applies here. Basically I don't own anything from Star Trek, Paramount does.

Survey Time: Trek Style

Chapter 2: Spock

Spock had just finished his shift on the bridge. He was ready to mediate when he checked his computer terminal. There Spock found a questionnaire waiting to be fill out by him. Captain Kirk sent it to him. Normally, he wouldn't bother filling it out because it wasn't logical, but he had to. His commanding officer ordered him to do it. The human half of Spock wanted to sigh in annoyance, but once again the Vulcan half won and so only an eyebrow was raised as he fill out the questionnaire.

Are you left handed or right handed? I am ambidextrous.

Are you smart? Yes

What's your middle name? I will not tell you because it is unpronounceable just like my first name.

How many personalities do you have? Does a Vulcan half and Human half count? If not then I surely have one.

How many piercings/ tattoos do you have? None

Can you do a cartwheel? Yes

Do you have bangs? Yes, they are above my eyes and neatly trimmed.

Can you drive? I do not know the answer to this question since I never tried driving, but I know for a fact that Captain Kirk cannot drive.

What do you drive? Nothing

Do you snore? This is a private matter; therefore I must decline in answering this.

Do you drool in your sleep? Again, a private matter. I will not answer this question.

What languages do you know? Vulcan, Andorian, Terra (English), ect...

Do you like onions? Yes

Do you like cotton candy? No, because it has no nutritional value.

What instruments can you play? I can play anything with string, especially my Vulcan lyre and the piano.

What do you sleep in? No comment on this private matter.

What's your bedtime? Really late or sometimes I don't go to sleep at all because Vulcan's have the capability to go without sleep for several days.

How many pillows do you have? One

Do you like to dance? Vulcans do not dance.

Do you like to sing? Vulcans do not sing either.

Are you any good at it? Since, I do not sing or dance I cannot tell you if I'm good at it or not.

How many times have you moved houses? I moved from Vulcan to Earth, then Earth to a starship.

Do you like where you live? Yes, because I'm accepted for who I am here.

Do you like to finger paint? I don't understand, is this another human custom?

Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Never have and never will. It is so ILLOGICAL!

Do you sleep with socks on? Only if I am cold.

Are you ticklish? This not important information that you need to know and plus it is a private matter.

Are you shy? Yes, I guess I am.

Do you talk to yourself? No, I don't need to since I have Doctor McCoy to argue with.

Are you a morning person? Yes

What's your favorite outfit? The Starfleet science uniform.

What do you do when you're nervous? Vulcans don't get nervous because this is an emotion.

Who's your role model? My father, Sarek

What words/ sayings do you overuse? Logical, illogical, and fascinating.

The Last Person Who:

Called you? The Captain

Slept in you bed? Myself

Saw you cry? Dr. McCoy, Captain Kirk and aliens called Platonians.

Made you cry? And alien race called Platonians.

Spent the night? No one

Shared a drink with? I don't drink alcohol.

Yelled at you? Doctor McCoy

Said they were gonna to kill you? No one except the aliens that threaten the Enterprise.

Have You Ever:

Been to Vulcan? Yes, that was where my home was when I was a child.

Been to Rommulus? No

Been to Qo'Nos or Praxis? No

Done a Nerve Pinch? Yes, many times

Did the Vulcan Salute? Of course, I am Vulcan and I've done this many times

Mind Melded with anyone? I mind melded with Kollos a Medusian, a Horta, Captain Kirk, Dr. McCoy, Chekhov, Nomad, need I go on?

Have you been close to death before? Yes, that happens when you are the first officer under Captain Kirk.

Wished you were the opposite sex? No, I'm quite happy the way I am.

Had an Imaginary Friend? Vulcans don't believe or understand the concept of an "imaginary friend."

What was your last meal? I had a salad with herbal tea to drink.

What are you going to do after you finish this survey? I will meditate for a while.

After Spock was done, his eyebrow was raised and uttered only
one word in the silence of his room, "Illogical." Spock got up
from the computer terminal and put on his meditation robes and
got the room ready. Then Spock came back to the terminal. He
thought for a second to send it to next. Well, since he thought
it was illogical then Doctor McCoy would like it because he was
the most illogical human he knew. So, Spock sent it to him. Then
Spock turned off the computer terminal. He faced his firepot;
before he started to meditate a thought occurred to him.

"I will never understand the human customs of humor."

After that thought left him, Spock resumed his mediation that
would last for several hours.