Disclaimer: The same one from chapters 1 and 2. Basically, I don't own anything from Star Trek, Paramount does.

Survey Time: Trek Style Chapter 3: Doctor McCoy

It was a slow day in sickbay and Doctor McCoy had nothing to do. He decided to check his terminal for any messages. Only one caught his eye and that was from Spock. He saw the survey and since he had nothing better to do he stared to fill it out

Are you left handed or right handed? Right handed

Are you smart? What kind of question is this?! Of course, I'm smart!

What's your middle name? Harold

How many personalities do you have? Only one that I know of… It kind of gets me in trouble most of the time

How many piercings/tattoos do you have? None

Can you do a cartwheel? Maybe when I was young ,but not anymore

Do you have bangs? Yes, but I like to keep them away from my face.

Can you drive? What a starship? Hell No!, I'm a doctor not a taxi driver!

What do you drive? Nothing

Do you snore? I don't know

Do you drool in your sleep? My pillow is not wet when I get up, if that's you mean.

What languages do you speak? Only Terra(English)

Do you like onions? What do you mean? Cooked then yes, raw then no

Do you like cotton candy? I try to stay away from it is very fattening just ask Jim

What instruments do you play? None

What do you sleep in? Red striped pajamas

What's your bedtime? Whenever, no one is in sickbay

How many pillows do you have? One, it is the standard issue because StarFleet is cheap!

Do you like to dance? No, I have to left feet.

Do you like to sing? Sometimes, when no one is listening.

Are you good at it? Of course, all Southern gentlemen can sing but, not pointy-eared hobgoblins!

How many times have you moved houses? I don't remember it was so long ago but now I'm on this blasted ship!

Do you like where you live? Only when no aliens are attacking us, no one is going crazy, an epidemic, aliens hijacking us, do I need to list more things?

Do you like to finger paint? When I was little kid it helped make me creative unlike someone I know.

Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Hell No!

Do you sleep with your socks on? It depends on if I feel like taking them off

Are you ticklish? Now, why would I tell you this?

Are you shy? No, you don't believe me then you can ask anyone on this ship and they will tell you I'm not.

Do you talk to yourself? Yes, one of these days they will put me in a loony bin for it.

Are you a morning person? No

What's your favorite outfit? Anything but the StarFleet dress uniform.

What do you do when you're nervous? I pace or bug people with questions

Who's your role model? My dear old dad

What words/sayings do you over use? I'm a doctor not a

The Last Person Who:

Called you? Mister Spock and Jim

Slept in your bed? Some nameless woman (Author Note: I forgot her name.)

Saw you cry? Jim and Spock

Made you cry? Some alien torturing me

Spent the night? No one

Shared a drink with? Some Saurian Brandy with Jim

Yelled at you? Jim and Spock just gave me that damned stare of his that tells me that is mad at me

Said they were gonna kill you? Every alien race that this ship encounters

Have You Ever?

Been to Vulcan? Yes, for Spock's wedding that turned out to be bad

Been to Rommulus? No

Been to Qo'nos or Praxis? No, because that is where the Klingons are

Done a Nerve Pinch? No, Spock usually does that and believe me I have been on the receiving end one time. The after effects are not fun.

Did the Vulcan Salute? I tried to, but it hurt worse than the dress uniform

Mind melded with anyone? I personally didn't do it but, Spock did it to me.

Have you been close to death before? Yes and I also work with death everyday.

Wished you were the opposite sex? Can't say that I have

Had an imaginary friend? Yes, his name was Ralph

What was your last meal? Bacon and scrambled eggs

What are you going to do after you finish this survey? I'm going to find Spock and annoy him.

Doctor McCoy leaned back into his chair and grinned. He thought of someone to send it to and he decided Scotty should be next. So, with a click of the button the message was sent. Then he turned off the terminal and went to find Spock so he could annoy him.