Spaz- ::falls to knees:: I'M ALIVE!!!! TTTT

Marik- You sure of that? ::grins and pulls out Sennen Rod (the pointy end )::

Spaz- o.O Not you too! TTTT ::runs away::

Malik- ::glares at his yami as Spaz runs behind him::

Marik- ::grins::

Spaz- O.O I'm dead… aren't I?

Malik- ::nods::

Spaz- TTTT ::holds sign up reading 'I do not own the sexy psychotic bastards that I so adore' ::

End Transmission

ANIMALS

By Dark Hourglass

Yuki- Mrow!

Kalia- ::Looks down at Yuki.:: Let's go downstairs and tell everyone the good news.

Kitten- Meow?

Kalia- Anzu isn't here. ::Grins.::

Anzu- I'm right here, you idiot!

Yuki- Ah, shut up already!
Downstairs

Bakura- What took you so long? Where's the bitch? ::Looks behind Kalia.::

Kalia- Couldn't find her, tomb robber.

Anzu- THE BITCH!? Why I otta…!

Yuki- Hmph. Loser.

Anzu- Who do you think you're callin' a los -- YUGI! My love! ::Jumps out from behind Kalia and runs to Yugi::

Bakura- Are you sure?

Kalia- Yes. And would I be kidding about this topic?

Bakura- Maybe.

Yugi- Yami-kun? Daijobu?

Yami- Bathroom! ::Green face.::

Kalia- Upstairs and third door on your right.

Yami- ::Covers mouth and runs upstairs.::

Jou- I hope he'll be alright soon.

Honda- What happened to him?

Kalia- ::Looks at Honda.:: When did you get here?

Honda- I invited myself in.

Hiryuu- I don't wanna know. ::Throws another piece of sushi in her mouth.::

A-ko- ::Grins manically and points upstairs in the general direction of the bathroom, where Yami was, and shakes her head from side to side.::

Jou- Do ya think he had too much candy or somethin'?

B-ko- Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy! Candy! Can--

Hiryuu- ::Covers B-ko's mouth.:: Why me?

Kalia- I still want to know why you're here.

Honda- Food!

Kalia- Damn…

Once Yami returned form his 'work' upstairs the living room was filled. Yugi was petting the kitten, a.k.a. Anzu, happily. Honda was looking around the room at the moment for some mistletoe for his desperate needs. Then there was Jonouchi, who was still chewing on a dog biscuit and Mai was trying to get the disgusting thing away from him, since she had nothing else to do. Bakura was sitting next to Nia, trying to see what would wake the girl up from her present sleeping position by the fireplace. She had fallen asleep with a poker in her back; her head drooped backwards, exposing her throat. On the other side of the room Hiryuu was eating some sushi, while Ryuzaki was sitting silently next to her. And finally Seto was trying to get all the snow out of his jacket from earlier, so he now had a tight black undershirt revealed.

Flashback

During snowball fight.

Hiryuu- ::Standing on the roof with a giant snowball above her head and aiming it at an unsuspecting Bakura.:: You shall pay for getting me caught! Muwhahahaha!

A-ko- ::Grins manically.::

B-ko- Yeah! Hiryuu-sama, you'll be the one to kill them all!

Hiryuu- Bakura! DIE! ::Throws the snowball.::

Bakura- What the…

::SPLAT!::

Nia- Kaiba-san, are you alright!?

Kalia- Kaiba-kun! Daijobu? ::Looks at him under the pile of snow.:: That's gonna leave a mark.

Seto- ::Spiraling eyes from the impact and is located under the snowball.::

Nia- Nurse Nia will help!

Hiryuu- Shit… I missed.

End of flashback

Bakura- Kisake, WAKE UP!

Kalia- It's impossible to wake her up now.

Mai- Just like him and his dog treats. ::Sighs and points at Jounouchi who is sitting on the couch, munching on some more dog treats.::

Jou- Nani? ::Looks around.::

Seto- Keep eating your damned dog biscuits, mutt.

Bakura- You're no help. ::Looks at the ceiling and leans back.::

Everything's quiet for a few minutes with only Jonouchi's constant munching, and Honda muttering about mistletoe and getting something.

Seto- ::Sniffs the air.:: Did you burn something, Kisake?

Kalia- She's asleep. How can she burn something?

Nia- ::Sniffles:: I wasn't the one cooking… ::Mumbles and rolls over onto her side, facing away from the fire.::

Bakura- MY HAIR! ::Runs towards the kitchen where a lot of water could be heard splashing someone.::

Yuki- That was funny. ::From her position in Kalia's lap.::

Anzu- Yugi-kun.

Yuki- And I thought my love life is weird.Oh well. ::Curls back up in Kalia's lap and tries to ignore Anzu's purring.::

Kalia- You'd better clean that up, Baku-chan.

Mai- Does anyone really care about him enough to move?

Kalia- No.

Nia- Did I miss something? ::Rubs eyes.::

Kalia- Baku-chan caught his hair on fire.

Seto- And we don't have the will to move at the moment. ::Shifts his weight slightly, allowing his head to fall backwards onto the chair.::

Nia- Hmph.! I'm gonna go help him. ::Walks out of the room towards the kitchen.::

Mai- ::Twirling hair around her finger.:: Now what?

Kalia- I dunno.

Nia- ::Walks back in.:: Kalia-chan?

Kalia- Hai?

Nia- Do you have a mop or something? I want to clean up all the water on the floor. Also, Bakura-san must have gone back into his soul room because he wasn't there.

Kalia- The cleaning stuff's in the wooden closet in the corner.

Nia- Arigato. ::Walks back out.::

A few more minutes of silence pass, but this time Jonouchi didn't have any more doggy treats and Seto had pulled out his laptop to do some work. Though Honda had left the room his muttering could be heard outside along with Nia's humming as she cleaned the kitchen up.

Bakura- You look like you're having the best day of your lives. ::Stands in the doorway awhile before sitting down by the couch, staring at the fireplace threateningly.::

Jou- When'd you come back?

Mai- ::Still twirling her hair a around a finger.:: Does anyone want to play a game or something?

Kalia- If it involves alcohol we have to wait until the kiddies leave. ::Looks up at ceiling again.:: Ni-chan asleep again?

Yugi- Hai. ::Leans back onto Yami, who had fallen asleep awhile ago from the sugar high, but his hands still moved to wrap themselves around Yugi's small waist… extremely small waist.::

Anzu- I'm confused? ::Looks at Yami's arm.:: He's asleep though.

Yuki- Then be excited.

Anzu- I'm still confused. ::Lays head down, looking at Yuki::

Yuki- Then fuck off already. ::Closes eyes and curls up into a ball facing away from Anzu.::

Anzu- Huh?

Seto- It has been a wonderful day today. ::Stands up.:: But I have a corporation to run.

Kalia- Oh! ::Opens her eyes to stare at Seto.:: So you're gonna have fun being bored there too?

Seto- Exactly.

Kalia- Demo…

Seto- Demo? ::Raises eyebrow.::

Kalia- Why don't you leave Mokuba here for awhile longer? He's having fun beating everyone else at video games upstairs.

::Silence.::

Seto- Fine.

Hiryuu- Get off me! ::Pushes Ryuzaki away warningly.::

Ryuzaki- Bitch.

Hiryuu- What did you say?

Ryuzaki- Nothing that concerns you, o mighty one of darkness.

Bakura- I'm gonna plan how to destroy the world again. ::Disappears into soul room again.::

Yugi- Ja, Kaiba-kun.

Nia- Kaiba-san? You're leaving?

Seto- Hai.

Nia- Ja, Kaiba-san.

Seto- Hmph. ::Picks up suitcase and walks to the door, picking up his jacket along the way.::

Mai- Ja.

Seto- ::Opens the door.::

::THUD!::

Seto- Ahhh! ::Gets covered in snow.::

Kalia- ::Gets up and walks over to the door.:: Not again.

Salia- What is that white stuff?

Kalia- Snow.Ni-chan?

Nia- Hai!

Kalia- Kaiba-kun needs your help again. ::Walks over and leans over to examine Kaiba's body.::

More Stupidity to Rot Your Brain xP

Spaz- ::tightens knot on the ribbons in Mariks hair:: He's never gonna forgive me for this…

Marik- ::asleep on the couch with a bunch of blue ribbons in his hair::

Spaz- He's gonna kill me for this, but oh well.

Ryou- ::looks over the couch's back and giggles::

Spaz- 3 Wanna help? ::moves over for Ryou:: Now he can't blame me completely.

Ryou- ::smirks::

Spaz- Shit... ::runs away::

Ryou- ::grins cutely, jumping over couch and plooping down on Marik's stomach::

Marik- o.o What the he-- Oh... ::glares up at Ryou::

Ryou- ::pulls a ribbon out of Marik's hair::

Marik- ::glares at the ribbon:: She's dead.

Ryou- I love my job