Spaz- ::rubs temples:: Damn psychotic bastards kept me up all night…::growls:: How is it possible to play strip poker when you've already lost all your clothes!?

Marik- I don't think you really want to know that. ::grins evilly::

Spaz- ::stabs a pin into chibi voodoo Marik's neck::

Marik- ::grabs neck and growls, glaring over at Spaz::

Spaz- ::glares over shoulder, falling asleep with giant plush dog (He looks like Jonouchi in doggie form! )::

Marik- ::raises eyebrow::

Spaz- ::holds several pins up and curls up with all her voodoo plushies::

Marik- ::stares::: Damn bitch….

End Transmission

ANIMALS

By Dark Hourglass

Ryou- Miho-chan! Get off me already!

Miho- Iie! I don't want to.

Shizuka- It's okay, Miho-chan. He's just going to the bathroom. He'll be back.

Isis- Are you sure? ::Stands up from the couch.:: Where is that damned brother and his stupid Yami?

Ryou- Let go! ::Rips arm out of Miho's grip and backs up towards the door.:: I'll just go now. ::Turns and runs toward the door.::

Miho- Iie! ::Glomps Ryou from across the room, knocking him to the ground.:: I won't let you.

Ryou- ::Crying.:: I gotta take a piss. ::Tries to kick her off.:: Get off of me.

Miho- Iie. ::Shakes head.::

Ryou- Get off! ::Kicks her in the head and runs.::

Miho- ::Swirly eyes.::

Mokuba- Die! ::Blows someone up with a bazooka.:: Who's next? ::Looks around a corner in the game to have his head blown up.:: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

Isis- Finally! ::Walks back from the hallway followed by Malik and Marik.::

Mokuba- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

Shizuka- Mokuba-kun, daijobu?

Mokuba- OOOO—Huh? ::Looks over at the smiling Shizuka.:: But I almost beat nii-sama's score.

Game- ::Blinking.:: HIGH SCORE.

Shizuka- It'll be okay. ::Hugs Mokuba.::

Malik- Hahahahahaha… Loser. ::Grins.::

::THWAP!::

Malik- What was that for? ::Rubs the back of his head.::

Isis- I felt like it. ::Holds a giant fan.::

Marik- Haha. Stupid HikarIII!

Isis- He's at least better then you. ::Walks over to the couch and sits on one of the arms.:: Now what are you doing? ::Looks at the bright colored screen that now reads 'Flip the Pancake.'::

Shizuka- Pat the Baker! ::Grins at Isis before returning to her game with Mokuba.::

Isis- Hmph. ::Gets up and walks over to Malik and Marik who are arguing over something.:: What are you two arguing about this time?

Malik- Nothing. ::Smirks and tilts head to the side and then walks toward the door.:: Just my Yami's getting jealous that I have a great sex kitten and he doesn't.

Marik- Right. ::Disappears into his soul room.:: Loser.

Malik- At least I get laid, unlike a jealous someone who hasn't in… 3000 years.::Smiles and walks out of the room following Isis, who doesn't want to ask.::

Isis- He is such a bastard sometimes. Is he really my brother?::Looks over her shoulder.:: Maybe.::Shrugs.::

Marik- SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Malik- Hit a soft spot now, did I?

Marik- Grrrrr.

Isis- Sex kitten? Should I ask?

Malik- NO! ::Stops infront of the computer room door.:: So you're getting angry over not having a sex kitten… You Egyptians have a problem when you don't have sex, now don't ya?

Marik- I told you to fuck off already.

Malik- Fine.::Raises hands in mock self defense.::

Marik- Bastard.::Shuts off mind link.::

Malik- Hey! ::Looks around to see no Isis.:: Where'd she go?

Isis- In here, dearest brother.

Malik- ::Looks around the doorframe shyly, watching as Isis looks at the many stone tablets, scrolls, and things.:: What the hell?

Isis- That's what I want to know. ::Looks over the largest tablet, which held many hieroglyphics describing a history of something and a picture of a girl.::

Malik- Who?

Isis- ::Eyes widen.:: That's…

Back in the Game room

Mokuba- ::Catches some bacon in his pan.:: Where'd everybody go? ::Looks around the room.::

Shizuka- ::Sticking her tongue out in concentration.:: Ryou-kun went to the bathroom, leaving Miho-chan outside, and Malik-san, his mean Yami, and Isis-san went out into the hallway a while ago.

Mokuba- Oh… okay. ::Shizuka catches a piece of bacon and wins.:: KUSO!

Shizuka- Yatta! ::Raises hands above her head and cheers.::

Mokuba- ::Eye starts to twitch.:: I never lose. ::Stares at Shizuka.::

Shizuka- Mokuba-kun? ::Sweatdrop.:: Daijob--AHHHH!

Downstairs

Seto- ::Tries to sit up.::

Nurse Nia- ::Pushes him back down onto the couch gently.:: I'm not done with you yet.

Seto- Get off of me!

Nurse Nia- No. Now stay still so I can check your temperature. ::Sticks a thermometer in his mouth.::

Seto- Why me?::Lays back down.::

Nurse Nia- ::Starts to hum again.::

Yami- Did I miss something?

Yugi- ::Giggle.:: No.

Yami's sitting on one of the arm rests of the chair next to Kaiba and Nia, with his arm wrapped around Yugi's waist. Yugi has Anzu-kitty curled up in his lap, asleep and purring (Little Bitch).

Yuki- Bitch. ::Laying on Kalia, who's leaning against the door frame leading towards the kitchen, with several pillows shoved behind her.:: Why are we cats cursed with sleeping disorders? We sleep at least half the day. ::Falls back asleep.::

Kalia- ::Pulls at Yuki's whiskers lightly::

Salia- You shouldn't be doing that.

Kalia- Well who ever asked you?

Mai- I think he's alright, Ni-chan. ::Sitting on the end of the coffee table by the fire and looking into its flames::

Nia- Hai! ::Takes the thermometer out of Seto's mouth and looks at it.:: You can go now. ::Smiles happily as she heads towards the kitchen.::

Hiryuu- I wonder what she's gonna do. ::Moves from her laying position on the couch opposite Kaiba and walks toward Yugi and Yami.::

Kalia- And what do you think you're doing? ::Moves slightly to let Nia through.::

Hiryuu- Just want to do an experiment. ::Picks up Anzu from Yugi's lap and follows Nia.:: I'm just going to give this kitty some milk. Are you going to ask me more questions or let me through?

Kalia- ::Thinking of what Hiryuu would do with a kitten that size.:: Food?Food? It might be poisoned. ::Closes her eyes and leans back into the pillows more.::

Anzu- ::Still asleep.::

Hiryuu- Sure. Whatever. But should you trust an assassin?

Bakura- Not really, but she does. ::Sitting on the opposite side of the couch Hiryuu was on and staring into the flames too.::

Honda- ::Playing with some mistletoe between his fingers.:: Who?

Jonouchi- I wonder if there is any food in the kitchen?::Gets up from the floor and follows after Nia and Hiryuu.::

Mai- Did I miss something or is everyone going to the kitchen? ::Twirls a piece of her hair again.::

Seto- Haven't you ever heard of food? ::Typing at his laptop again.::

Mai- Have you ever heard that not enough sleep makes you grumpy? ::Leans over and giggles slightly at the end of the sentence.::

Seto- Piss off. ::Still typing.:: I have work.

Mai- ::Salutes him.:: Yes sir, Grumpy sir.

Riyuzaki- Where'd Hiryuu-chan go? ::Woke up from a deep sleep on the beanbag chairs in the corner.::

Yami- Kitchen.

Bakura- Stalker.

Riyuzaki- ::Gets up quickly and runs after her after, tripping over Kalia and running into the wall.::

Kalia- Watch it! ::Growls at him and leans back on the pillows.::

Yami- Loser.

Yugi- ::Fell asleep leaning up against Yami.:: Ya… mi…

Yami- ::Stares at Yugi.:: What are you thinking of, aibou?

From the hallway heavy footsteps could be heard as Shizuka and Mokuba enter the room chasing each other.

Shizuka- ::Hiding behind Kaiba.:: Gomen nasai Mokuba-kun!

Seto- Hey!

Mokuba- Iie!

Bakura- This could be good. ::Sits up and looks between Mokuba and Shizuka.:: Or not. ::Leans back and looks into the flames again.::

Nia- What's going on? ::Walks in holding a tray of tea.:: What are you doing behind Kaiba-san, Shizuka-chan?

Shizuka- He wants to kill me. ::Points to Mokuba from around Kaiba.::

Seto- Then let him kill you. ::Tries to reach Shizuka behind him.:: Will you get off of me already?

Nia- ::Looks at where Shizuka is pointing.:: It's just Mokuba. What does she think she's doing to Seto-kun?::Anger mark.::

Mokuba- Why would I ever do that to someone I love so dearly? ::Grins evilly and slowly walks towards Shizuka and Kaiba.::

Shizuka- Iie! ::Tightens grip on Kaiba.::

Seto- Get off already!

Mai- What's with the two of you trying to kill each other all of a sudden? ::Turns around on the table to look at Mokuba, who's standing next to Yami and Yugi.::

Yami- You shouldn't be trying to hurt her, Mokuba-kun. ::Leans over to look at Mokuba's face.::

Mokuba- Butt out.

Seto- Is that from me or the games?Get off of me.

Yami- Okay. ::High squeaky voice as he moves to sit next to Yugi, maneuvering so Yugi is actually sitting in his lap. He's scary.

Shizuka- Don't hurt me. ::Grabs onto Seto's shoulders even tighter.::

Seto- Oh, I'll hurt you. ::Tries to grab her, but since his shoulders are so big he can't reach her miniscule body.:: Damn. I feel like I have a monkey on my back.

Honda- ::Looks up.:: Monkey. ::Quickly scans the room.::

Nia- That's it! He asked nicely!::Walks over to the coffee table and lays down the tea tray.:: Don't you like Mokuba-chan?(Only to Shizuka.)

Shizuka- Nani?

Nia- ::Narrows eyes slightly and pinches Shizuka's hands.:: Mine.

Shizuka- Owww! ::Rubs hand.:: What did you do that for?

Nia- She's all yours, Mokuba-chan. ::Sits down beside Kaiba on the other side of the coffee table, leaning up against the couch.:: Would you like some tea, Kaiba-san? ::Smiles cheerfully up at Kaiba, then turns back to Shizuka and smirks.::

Seto- Hai. ::Looking strangely at Nia.:: She's never acted like this before. I wonder if her Yami has some kind of freaky influence on this?

Nyla - Possessive now, aren't we? He is a looker if you want a duplicate of High Priest Seth.

Nia- So you did have a crush on him.

Nyla- No. I just said he has looks. Not brains.

Nia- ::Giggles at her Yami's comment and hands Kaiba his tea.::

Yami- Did I miss something again? ::Tilts his head slightly, looking over Yugi's shoulder.::

Nia- Iie. ::Shakes her head.:: Anyone else?

Kalia- Hai! ::Turns her head to look at everybody.:: But can you bring it over here? My ass is sorta stuck to the floor.

Nia- Hai! ::Pours a cup for Kalia, Yugi, Yami, Bakura, Jonouchi, Shizuka, and Mokuba, who was staring daggers at Shizuka from the other side of the couch.::

Seto- So now what do we do? We're stuck in a house for who knows how long. ::Sipping his tea and scanning over his work.::

Nia- ::Turns around to face Kaiba.:: You'll hurt your eyes if you do that too much.

Seto- Gomen ne. I didn't know that. ::Closes his laptop and leans back into the couch, relaxing his muscles.::

Mai- Now what?

Honda- ::Still searching the room for a monkey.:: Where is it?

Shizuka- Where's onii-chan? ::Looks around the room.::

Nia- He's in the kitchen. ::Stares at her from over the rim of her tea cup.::

Shizuka- Hehe. ::Sweatdrop.::

Nia- I'm going to take this up to Malik-san and the others. ::Picks up the tray.:: Do you want to come, Kali-chan?

Kalia- Sure. Whatever. ::Lifts Yuki up and curls her in her arms, and puts her tea on the counter in the kitchen across the hall.::

Jou- ::Looking in the refrigerator and shoving something in his mouth every now and then.:: Hmmm… Sushi?

Hiryuu- Sushi? ::Standing by the fish tank behind him.::

Jou- Yeah.

Hiryuu- Mine. ::Takes it out of his grasp before he can say anything.::

Jou- Oh well. ::Shrugs.::

Nia- Hiryuu-chan! ::Looks into the kitchen.::

Hiryuu- Hai, Ni-chan? ::Walks towards Nia and Kalia.::

Nia- You wanna come with us upstairs? ::Smiles.::

Hiryuu- ::Looks in the living room.:: Could be better than there. And in here.::Shrugs and follows Hiryuu and Nia upstairs, occasionally shoving pieces of sushi in her mouth.::

Nia- Where'd the kitten you had go, Hiryuu-chan? ::Starts to walk up the stairs.::

Hiryuu- It's taking a nap. Where'd it run off to?

Kalia- Right.

Somewhere in the snow outside Anzu is frozen.

Nia- I wonder what cats dream about?

Hiryuu- I wouldn't know.

Upstairs in the computer room with Malik, who has now fallen asleep against the door, closing Isis and himself in there. Isis is sitting on the floor under a window, reading some old papyrus scrolls.

Isis- So he did marry her.::Puts the scroll down and rubs her temples.:: This is too much all at once.

Malik- ::Drooling slightly.::

Isis- What is he thinking about? ::Gets up and walks back over to the tablets on the walls.::

An authoress has a mind?

Spaz- ::still asleep on couch, but several pins have been added to Marik, Bakura, and Honda plushies (Honda cause he exist in my dreams… the curs-ed being ::hisses:: And my Anzu plushie no longer have any more room for pins… )::

Marik- ::rubs arm and sits, glaring over at Spaz::

Bakura- She's still sleeping? ::raises eyebrow and rests elbow on Marik's shoulder::

Marik- Hai…. ::grumbles::

Bakura- And why can't we kill her? ::glances down at Marik::

Marik- ::points to the plushies::

Bakura- …Oh…