Spaz- Do I have to? TTTT

Yami- ::crosses arms and grumbles:: Yes…

Spaz- ::glares over at Yami:: You suck…

Yugi- ::shakes head:: He blows.

Spaz- …::raises eyebrow and looks at Yami::

Yami- ::looks at ceiling and taps finger on sleeve::

Spaz- If only I owned you guys…

Yami- That would be worse then hell.

Spaz- ::sticks tongue out:: you just jealous that I write fics bout other peoplas.

Yugi- ::throws down a pair of threes:: Go fish…

Spaz- ::draws a card:: Damn you. ::growls::

End Transmission

ANIMALS

By Dark Hourglass

Hallway.

Nia- Isis-san? ::Looks around the game room.:: Malik-san? Are you in here?

Hiryuu- I don't think they're in there, Nia. ::Leaning against the door frame eating the last piece of sushi.::

Miho- ::From down the end of the hallway.:: Ryou! Come out of there!

Ryou- Fuck off! ::He's inside the bathroom.:: Bakura!

Miho- You're no fun. ::Crosses her arms on her chest and sits down, leaning against the bathroom door with a pout.::

Ryou- Did I hear voices outside or am I going insane?

Bakura- ::Materializes next to Ryou.:: What are you doing in the bathroom?

Ryou- ::Glomps Bakura and starts to cry into his shoulder.:: Miho's outside the door.

Bakura- That explains everything. ::Pulls Ryou off of him.:: Why me? ::Shakes his head and walks toward the door.:: Miho.

Ryou- ::Grabs onto Bakura's arm for protection.::

Miho- Ryou-kun? ::Turns around to look at the door.::

Bakura- ::Eye appears on his forehead and the light increases.::

Miho- Ryou-kun? ::Smiles at the door, and slowly starts to bang on it.:: Ryou-kun?

::KABOOM!::

Miho- AHHHH! ::Is thrown into the opposite wall where she slides down it, unconscious.::

Ryou- Please tell me she's dead. ::Looks around Bakura.::

Nia- Ryou-kun? Bakura-kun? What were you doing in the bathroom? ::She's been watching with Kalia and Hiryuu from down the hallway.::

Hiryuu- Will she ever die? ::Sarcastic.::

Kalia- She wouldn't. ::Stares at the light under the computer room door.::

Hiryuu- What? She's still alive? ::Stiffens and looks over at Miho, but relaxes when Miho doesn't move.:: What was that for, Kalia? ::Puts her hands on her hips.::

Ryou- I think we should go. ::Pulls Bakura along behind him as they make their way around Miho and the others, watching Miho as they went.::

Kalia- ::Looks at Nia and Hiryuu with an expression of horror.:: This room has all the stuff about our Yamis.

Hiryuu- You mean they're in there reading about them? ::Horrified too.::

Nia- ::Tries to shove it open.:: It won't open. ::Starts to worry.::

Kalia- Good thing Ma put extras all over the place. ::Reaches above the door to the ledge and pulls out a key.:: They had better not be in here. ::Opens the door with the key.::

::CRUNCH!::

Hiryuu- Isis! What the hell do you think you're doing in here? ::Walks towards Isis and grabs her neck, making her eyes glow gold.::

Nia- Clam down, Hiryuu-chan. ::Grabs Hiryuu's hand away from Isis' throat.:: I don't think she meant to do it Hiryuu-chan, ne Isis-san?

Isis- Hai. ::Holds arms up in defense.:: I don't think I'm gonna last another hour in this place.

From behind the door a loud moan can be heard.

Nia- What is that?

Kalia- Where's Malik-kun? ::Finally looking around the room fully.::

Isis- He was sorta sleeping against the door.

Kalia- Oops. Malik-kun? ::Walks over and closes the door to find Malik hunched over.:: Gomen ne. ::Rolls him over to see little stars around his head and swirly eyes.::

Hiryuu- I think you killed him. ::Pulls Isis out of the room.:: She's gonna die if she read anything about me.

Isis- Maybe I shouldn't ask about that stuff.::Being dragged along by Hiryuu down the stairs.::

Kalia- ::Pulls Malik over her shoulder.:: Damn, you're heavy.

Nia- Do you need any help, Kali-chan? ::Turning towards her after watching Isis being dragged by Hiryuu down the stairs.::

Kalia- Just lock this door once we leave. ::Starts toward the door with Malik draped over her shoulder.::

Nia- Let me help. ::Wraps his other arm around her shoulders.:: The key's in the door.

Once out of the room Kalia, Malik, and Nia made their way towards Kalia's room where they laid Malik down to rest. Nia soon went back downstairs to start dinner for everybody. The snow wasn't going to let anyone out at this time. Kalia, on the other hand stayed, with Malik to take care of him, so they're now in Kalia's room.

Kalia- ::Dabbing a wet cloth over Malik's head.:: Daijobu, Mali-kun?

Malik- Damn door. ::Raises a hand to his forehead to rub one of his temples, while Kalia changed the water in the rag for new, colder water.::

Kalia- ::Lays the rag back on his head and pushes some of his bangs out of his face.:: I was the one who opened the door. ::Scratches the back of her head.::

Malik- No wonder it hurt so much. ::Opens an eye carefully as he rubbed the back of his head.::

Kalia- Gomen ne… demo, ::Moves to sit next to him on the bed with a little glint in her eye.:: Could it be for the better? ::Raises an eyebrow questioningly as she picks the rag off of his head and places it in the bowl of cold water again.::

Malik- ::Props himself up on his elbows looking at Kalia.:: Depending on what illness I have, Nurse Kalia.

Kalia- Let me check to find out. ::Moves again so that she is now straddling Malik's waist.::

Malik- Is there anything I need to do, Nurse? ::Takes an arm and puts it on Kalia's leg.::

Kalia- All you have to do is open your mouth and say ahhh.

Malik- ::Opens mouth.:: Ahhhhh—

o.O

Downstairs, after Nia, Hiryuu, and Kalia left to go upstairs.

Jou- ::Walks into the living room with his arms filled with junk food.:: Does anyone want to know what they're doing?

Mai- Who are you talking about?

Jou- ::Sets the food down on the table behind where Mai was sitting.:: The creepy witches three. ::Opens a bag of chips and shoves some into his mouth.::

Seto- Make that up mutt? Or did you find it in a book of retarded phrases? ::Still relaxing on the couch by the fire with his head leaning back, exposing his neck.::

Jou- No!

Bakura- It's a miracle. He's started to form a brain. ::Laying on the couch, still looking into the fire.::

Jou- ::Tries to give Bakura a death glare.:: No. I got it from this really funny book over there. ::Points to the bookshelf in the corner.::

Mai, Seto, Bakura- ::Look towards the bookshelf.::

Mai- ::shrugs and turns to look at Jou, who is currently shoving all the food in his mouth.:: Pig. ::Grabs a bag of white cheddar popcorn and turns around to look in the fire.::

Seto- At least he's trying to learn. ::Looks around the room to see part of Mokuba, Shizuka, and Honda in the opposite corner.:: What the hell are they doing?::Tries to move his arm, but it only twitches.:: Can't move. ::Then tries to roll over.:: Fuck it! ::Relaxes and lays back on the couch, exposing his neck once again.::

Bakura- Why are they so cheerful? ::Stares at the three in the corner evilly.::

Yami- Just cause you can't have fun doesn't mean that others can't. ::Still sitting in the chair with Yugi curled up against him and breathing softly.::

Bakura- Fucking Pharaoh. I wonder what Ryou's doing?

Ryou- Bakura!

Bakura- ::Eye twitch.:: Ryou, what do you want?::Silence.:: Ryou?::Silence.:: Damn! I have to move.::Looks around to make sure no one can take his spot.:: Damn you, Ryou. ::Disappears into the ring and reappears beside Ryou.:: What are you doing in the bathroom?

Back downstairs.

Jou- Where'd person go? ::Points to where Bakura was.::

Mai- ::Turns around slightly to see where he is pointing.:: No clue. ::Goes back to staring at the fire and munching on some popcorn.::

Silence fills the room except for the laughter that echoed from the opposite corner.

Seto- What kind of animal cracker am I?

Mai- I wonder how many calories there are in this?

Jou- …::Shakes head and continues eating.::

Bakura- Ryou. Would you get off me already! You're cutting the circulation off in my arm. ::Walks in with Ryou on his arm.::

Ryou- Gomen ne. ::Lets go of Bakura's arm.::

Bakura- Anything interesting happen while I was gone? ::Lays back on the couch, ignoring Ryou who lays down next to him.::

Ryou- That how you want it, Bakura?

Bakura- ::Rolls over and wraps an arm around his Hikari's waist, so he won't fall off.::

Ryou- I knew you would do that. ::Curls his face into Bakura's chest.::

Bakura- Shut up. ::Closes his eyes and props his head up on a arm.::

Ryou- Arigato. ::Cuddles closer to Bakura, breathing into the side of his neck.:: Baku-chan. ::whispers seductively.::

Yami- Oh. Don't mind me. ::Curled up with Yugi in the big chair.::

…Who knows…

Spaz- ::dies:: xP I have so much crap to writes… First there be fm, Demon's Dream, Rainy Day Memories, Memories, Concert, and soooo many others… Bleh ::looks around with tongue still hanging out::

Malik- You're screwed…

Ryou- And you care because? ::looks up at him::

Malik- I get you! ::raises arms behind head and grins::

Ryou- ::sweatdrop::

Spaz- And then I have to complete all of the knights thingya! DAMNIT!!!!! ::pulls out giant axe and starts to destroy everything in sight::

Malik and Ryou- ::runs away::