Lots of ya'll seem really fond of associating Snape, and something pink! I
loved all of your ideas, and tried to collaborate more than one, so I hope
you like the prank, and thank you to all the disturbingly smart minds that
gave me ideas! This prank will not end in this chap, either, so don't
worry!
-Chapter Six, Pink and Suspicions-
Oh, this would be sweet...
Cause revenge is sweet, and Yusuke was about to get Snape back for being such a frickin' jerk. And looking way too much like the walking dead for his taste...
It seemed Snape hated Gryffindors, period. He took five points off because a girl had a messy desk, even though her potion was perfect. Another Gryffindor boy got humiliated when Malfoy (who was working close to him) "accidentally" knocked into his desk and dumped the potion – which was spitting multi-colored sparks – onto his chest, burning through his clothes, creating a huge frayed hole and exposing his chest.
Oh yes. Snape was going to get it now. Yusuke knew that boy to be extremely self-conscious, yet extremely nice.
(a/n: and here comes the PINK! Mwhahahaha!)
Keeping his wand under his desk, Yusuke muttered something quietly in Japanese. English and Japanese spells worked the same in either language. He did this so the idiot teacher would think he was muttering and translating the directions or something under his breath.
He felt an invisible beam soar towards Snape, who had his back turned. It soaked into the hem of his robe, spreading all over his clothes and hair. It stayed invisible. Yusuke liked this particular spell because it took a few seconds to take affect, enough time for him to feign innocence.
And feign it he did. He discreetly shoved his wand back in his robes and pretended to concentrate on the last ingredient to his potion, that would turn it the final color, violet.
He smirked as it turned a deep, pleasing violet, and looked up to see Snape...just as a pink cloud suddenly surrounded him.
Pink. Yusuke hid his grin and stared intently at his potion for a moment, looking up just as screams and yelps from Slytherins rang through the room.
Snape was standing there, looking ready to kill, his black clothes and hair stained bright, sickening, neon pink.
'This is great!' Yusuke thought, fighting to hide hysterical laughter.
Just then, with perfect timing that only luck could produce, the dungeon's door flung open to reveal a certain red-haired fox.
This was just too perfect.
Kurama blinked, frozen in the doorway at the sight of the...pink...Snape.
"Ah...Severus, I need to borrow Urameshi..."
Said boy glanced up at the fox, fighting to keep his face straight, because Kurama would know what happened if he showed too much glee...
Snape shot Kurama a death glare, to which the fox met with his sharp green eyes.
"FINE! Take the idiot boy out of my sight!" Snape yelled, jamming his finger at Urameshi, his pink robes swaying about his lividly rigid form.
Kurama slanted his green eyes at Snape, his lean body immediately straightening regally. The girls in the room stared at the teenager, he looked absolutely royal, like everyone else in that room was lower than dirt, and he was higher than the heavens.
Yusuke grinned. He knew that look, that "pose". Kurama was about to verbally burn this guy...
"Severus. I expect to be treated with as much respect as the other teachers, and I doubt you shout at them. And I ask you do not insult my nephew any longer. Now, Yusuke, follow me," he said firmly, suddenly sounding like the prideful 300-yr-old fox demon he was.
Yusuke nodded and quickly scooped his potion into a vial, setting it on Snape's desk, ignoring the urge to make a snide comment about his pink attire...
Ignore? How could Yusuke pass up a chance like this! He opened his mouth, but felt a hard stare, and looked round to see Kurama giving him a 'shut-up- or-you'll-get-in-trouble' look. Snorting, Yusuke grabbed his things and followed the fox out of the classroom, leaving a livid Snape behind.
--
"Yusuke," Kurama smirked slightly, "I expect you had something to do with that?"
"Depends...what if I said yes?"
"I would congratulate you on mastering an invisible color-changing charm."
"Well, hell yes! He was a jerk, I had to do something!"
Kurama nodded, "I expected nothing less from you, Yusuke."
"Yeah. Anyway, why'd you need me?"
"Dumbledore wanted to see us. I don't know why."
"Oh."
--
"What the hell is that?"
"Fizzing Whizbee," Kurama said lazily.
"Wha...no...Kurama...you ok?" Yusuke blinked, yelping as the gargoyle leapt aside, revealing a winding staircase.
Kurama pulled Yusuke up the steps until they came to a large door. Immediately an elderly man with long, silver hair opened it, Yusuke decided it was nothing to rival Kurama's, though. They entered and Dumbledore took a seat behind his desk, Kurama and Yusuke taking chairs in front of him.
"Why did you wish to see us?" Kurama spoke first, sounding slightly annoyed, "My class starts in 15 minutes."
"I know, Mr. Minamino. I need to tell you both something very important, and I ask you listen carefully."
Kurama and Yusuke nodded.
"I'm afraid Severus is slowly unraveling your secret," he looked at Kurama, "Apparently, he knows of Youko Kurama, and when you picked the lock of greenhouse four..."
Kurama snorted. "That was foolish of me!"
"Ah, the old geezer doesn't have any proof!" Yusuke smirked, "Like he could ever outsmart foxboy."
Dumbledore looked at him sharply, "Professor Snape, Mr. Urameshi," he corrected.
Yusuke snorted, "Feh! I could kick his a-"
Kurama looked at him sharply, cutting off the inevitable obscenity.
--
After the meeting, Kurama and Yusuke sped down to Kurama's classroom. Yusuke took a seat, staring down at his desk to keep from laughing out loud at the swooning girls entering the classroom. He had excellent hearing, good enough to hear snatches of conversations.
"I know!" one managed to keep her squeal moderately quiet, "He actually looked at me!"
"Oh yeah? He –smiled- at me!"
"I bumped into him in the hall. He helped me up!"
"He touched your hand?"
"Yes!" the three girls bit their lips to keep from squealing again, and everyone is seated as soon as the bell rang.
Yusuke glanced up, giving Kurama a pitying look. The fox simply gave a slight shake of his head, before rapping his wand sharply on his desk. Every eye in the room was fixated on him.
This was the Gryffindor and Ravenclaw 5th year's first DADA class, but the Slytherin and Gryffindor 6th years had told them everything that happened in their class. He performed spells seventh years didn't even know existed, and he was younger than them!
Kurama smiled that trademark polite smile of his at them all, sending the "weaker" girls into swooning fits. They fought to keep silent, and Kurama pretended to ignore them for now. Apparently, when he was around, it couldn't be helped, so there was no use punishing them.
"Put away your books, take out your wands," Kurama held up his own, "I'll be teaching you all the Patronus charm."
Several students gasped. One raised her hand timidly.
"Yes?" Kurama asked.
"With all due respect, sir, err, sensei...ah, isn't that really, really, really advanced?"
"Not really. I know several students who could perform that charm in their fifth year."
The girl flinched as though burned. His sweet, polite tone was worse than shouting in this situation.
"I expect you'll enjoy this," Kurama chuckled lightly and pulled several huge bars of chocolate from his desk drawer, setting them down with a loud thud, "I've got enough for everyone to take 10 tries. We will not be using real dementors, of course, but it will be draining. Even so, it is extremely important you all master this charm," his voice had suddenly became firm and serious, and everyone was hanging on his every word, "I will make sure you all get it right. So, stand up, and let me clear the room."
Like in his last class, Kurama waved his wand as everyone got out of their chairs, and all desks and chairs flew up into neat stacks against the walls.
"Now," Kurama started, and Yusuke was slightly surprised at how authoritative that soft voice sounded, it even made him listen, "Conjure up your most pleasant memory."
For Yusuke, that memory was when he first met Keiko, and knew he had one real friend to count on. He could recall that day perfectly, even though he was only 4 at the time (just a guess).
"Ready?" Kurama asked the class. Everyone gave a "yes" or a "yeah", so Kurama continued. "The incantation is 'Expecto Patronum'."
The classroom erupted with "EXPECTO PATRONUM!" as everyone shouted the incantation. Kurama winced slightly at the noise panging in his sensitive ears. Human or demon form, he still had extremely heightened senses.
Yusuke produced a slightly distorted eagle patronus. Everyone else grasped the walls, panting, in cold sweats. A few had tiny little see-through clouds of silver in front of them, but these quickly disappeared. Kurama smiled slyly at Yusuke. He knew the detective would've gotten it in the first or second try. He looked a little pale, though.
Kurama handed out chunks of chocolate to everyone, giving them a choice whether they wanted to try again or not. Most said yes.
He gave the command for everyone to do it again. Still, wisps of smoke hung in the air in front of a lucky few. Yusuke's eagle was fully formed and flying around the room, opening its beak in silent screeches. It came to lightly land on its owner's shoulder, before disappearing completely.
After the chocolate was gone, an hour had passed, and Kurama dismissed the class.
On his way to his office, he passed Harry, Hermione and Ron, talking in whispers. But when his name was mentioned, he tuned in to the conversation.
"...Professor Minamino, yeah," Ron was saying, "Snape was dropping hints about him. I just dunno what about."
"He let it slip his patronus was a fox," Hermione said thoughtfully, "Maybe we should visit him?"
"Yeah," Harry nodded.
Kurama snorted lightly in annoyance and slipped into his office without anyone noticing. So they were planning a little interrogation, were they?
-End Chapter-
Over five pages! Go me! XD Yep, I thought up a really cool sort of twist to this story that'll be revealed soon, so I hope ya'll will like it!
-Chapter Six, Pink and Suspicions-
Oh, this would be sweet...
Cause revenge is sweet, and Yusuke was about to get Snape back for being such a frickin' jerk. And looking way too much like the walking dead for his taste...
It seemed Snape hated Gryffindors, period. He took five points off because a girl had a messy desk, even though her potion was perfect. Another Gryffindor boy got humiliated when Malfoy (who was working close to him) "accidentally" knocked into his desk and dumped the potion – which was spitting multi-colored sparks – onto his chest, burning through his clothes, creating a huge frayed hole and exposing his chest.
Oh yes. Snape was going to get it now. Yusuke knew that boy to be extremely self-conscious, yet extremely nice.
(a/n: and here comes the PINK! Mwhahahaha!)
Keeping his wand under his desk, Yusuke muttered something quietly in Japanese. English and Japanese spells worked the same in either language. He did this so the idiot teacher would think he was muttering and translating the directions or something under his breath.
He felt an invisible beam soar towards Snape, who had his back turned. It soaked into the hem of his robe, spreading all over his clothes and hair. It stayed invisible. Yusuke liked this particular spell because it took a few seconds to take affect, enough time for him to feign innocence.
And feign it he did. He discreetly shoved his wand back in his robes and pretended to concentrate on the last ingredient to his potion, that would turn it the final color, violet.
He smirked as it turned a deep, pleasing violet, and looked up to see Snape...just as a pink cloud suddenly surrounded him.
Pink. Yusuke hid his grin and stared intently at his potion for a moment, looking up just as screams and yelps from Slytherins rang through the room.
Snape was standing there, looking ready to kill, his black clothes and hair stained bright, sickening, neon pink.
'This is great!' Yusuke thought, fighting to hide hysterical laughter.
Just then, with perfect timing that only luck could produce, the dungeon's door flung open to reveal a certain red-haired fox.
This was just too perfect.
Kurama blinked, frozen in the doorway at the sight of the...pink...Snape.
"Ah...Severus, I need to borrow Urameshi..."
Said boy glanced up at the fox, fighting to keep his face straight, because Kurama would know what happened if he showed too much glee...
Snape shot Kurama a death glare, to which the fox met with his sharp green eyes.
"FINE! Take the idiot boy out of my sight!" Snape yelled, jamming his finger at Urameshi, his pink robes swaying about his lividly rigid form.
Kurama slanted his green eyes at Snape, his lean body immediately straightening regally. The girls in the room stared at the teenager, he looked absolutely royal, like everyone else in that room was lower than dirt, and he was higher than the heavens.
Yusuke grinned. He knew that look, that "pose". Kurama was about to verbally burn this guy...
"Severus. I expect to be treated with as much respect as the other teachers, and I doubt you shout at them. And I ask you do not insult my nephew any longer. Now, Yusuke, follow me," he said firmly, suddenly sounding like the prideful 300-yr-old fox demon he was.
Yusuke nodded and quickly scooped his potion into a vial, setting it on Snape's desk, ignoring the urge to make a snide comment about his pink attire...
Ignore? How could Yusuke pass up a chance like this! He opened his mouth, but felt a hard stare, and looked round to see Kurama giving him a 'shut-up- or-you'll-get-in-trouble' look. Snorting, Yusuke grabbed his things and followed the fox out of the classroom, leaving a livid Snape behind.
--
"Yusuke," Kurama smirked slightly, "I expect you had something to do with that?"
"Depends...what if I said yes?"
"I would congratulate you on mastering an invisible color-changing charm."
"Well, hell yes! He was a jerk, I had to do something!"
Kurama nodded, "I expected nothing less from you, Yusuke."
"Yeah. Anyway, why'd you need me?"
"Dumbledore wanted to see us. I don't know why."
"Oh."
--
"What the hell is that?"
"Fizzing Whizbee," Kurama said lazily.
"Wha...no...Kurama...you ok?" Yusuke blinked, yelping as the gargoyle leapt aside, revealing a winding staircase.
Kurama pulled Yusuke up the steps until they came to a large door. Immediately an elderly man with long, silver hair opened it, Yusuke decided it was nothing to rival Kurama's, though. They entered and Dumbledore took a seat behind his desk, Kurama and Yusuke taking chairs in front of him.
"Why did you wish to see us?" Kurama spoke first, sounding slightly annoyed, "My class starts in 15 minutes."
"I know, Mr. Minamino. I need to tell you both something very important, and I ask you listen carefully."
Kurama and Yusuke nodded.
"I'm afraid Severus is slowly unraveling your secret," he looked at Kurama, "Apparently, he knows of Youko Kurama, and when you picked the lock of greenhouse four..."
Kurama snorted. "That was foolish of me!"
"Ah, the old geezer doesn't have any proof!" Yusuke smirked, "Like he could ever outsmart foxboy."
Dumbledore looked at him sharply, "Professor Snape, Mr. Urameshi," he corrected.
Yusuke snorted, "Feh! I could kick his a-"
Kurama looked at him sharply, cutting off the inevitable obscenity.
--
After the meeting, Kurama and Yusuke sped down to Kurama's classroom. Yusuke took a seat, staring down at his desk to keep from laughing out loud at the swooning girls entering the classroom. He had excellent hearing, good enough to hear snatches of conversations.
"I know!" one managed to keep her squeal moderately quiet, "He actually looked at me!"
"Oh yeah? He –smiled- at me!"
"I bumped into him in the hall. He helped me up!"
"He touched your hand?"
"Yes!" the three girls bit their lips to keep from squealing again, and everyone is seated as soon as the bell rang.
Yusuke glanced up, giving Kurama a pitying look. The fox simply gave a slight shake of his head, before rapping his wand sharply on his desk. Every eye in the room was fixated on him.
This was the Gryffindor and Ravenclaw 5th year's first DADA class, but the Slytherin and Gryffindor 6th years had told them everything that happened in their class. He performed spells seventh years didn't even know existed, and he was younger than them!
Kurama smiled that trademark polite smile of his at them all, sending the "weaker" girls into swooning fits. They fought to keep silent, and Kurama pretended to ignore them for now. Apparently, when he was around, it couldn't be helped, so there was no use punishing them.
"Put away your books, take out your wands," Kurama held up his own, "I'll be teaching you all the Patronus charm."
Several students gasped. One raised her hand timidly.
"Yes?" Kurama asked.
"With all due respect, sir, err, sensei...ah, isn't that really, really, really advanced?"
"Not really. I know several students who could perform that charm in their fifth year."
The girl flinched as though burned. His sweet, polite tone was worse than shouting in this situation.
"I expect you'll enjoy this," Kurama chuckled lightly and pulled several huge bars of chocolate from his desk drawer, setting them down with a loud thud, "I've got enough for everyone to take 10 tries. We will not be using real dementors, of course, but it will be draining. Even so, it is extremely important you all master this charm," his voice had suddenly became firm and serious, and everyone was hanging on his every word, "I will make sure you all get it right. So, stand up, and let me clear the room."
Like in his last class, Kurama waved his wand as everyone got out of their chairs, and all desks and chairs flew up into neat stacks against the walls.
"Now," Kurama started, and Yusuke was slightly surprised at how authoritative that soft voice sounded, it even made him listen, "Conjure up your most pleasant memory."
For Yusuke, that memory was when he first met Keiko, and knew he had one real friend to count on. He could recall that day perfectly, even though he was only 4 at the time (just a guess).
"Ready?" Kurama asked the class. Everyone gave a "yes" or a "yeah", so Kurama continued. "The incantation is 'Expecto Patronum'."
The classroom erupted with "EXPECTO PATRONUM!" as everyone shouted the incantation. Kurama winced slightly at the noise panging in his sensitive ears. Human or demon form, he still had extremely heightened senses.
Yusuke produced a slightly distorted eagle patronus. Everyone else grasped the walls, panting, in cold sweats. A few had tiny little see-through clouds of silver in front of them, but these quickly disappeared. Kurama smiled slyly at Yusuke. He knew the detective would've gotten it in the first or second try. He looked a little pale, though.
Kurama handed out chunks of chocolate to everyone, giving them a choice whether they wanted to try again or not. Most said yes.
He gave the command for everyone to do it again. Still, wisps of smoke hung in the air in front of a lucky few. Yusuke's eagle was fully formed and flying around the room, opening its beak in silent screeches. It came to lightly land on its owner's shoulder, before disappearing completely.
After the chocolate was gone, an hour had passed, and Kurama dismissed the class.
On his way to his office, he passed Harry, Hermione and Ron, talking in whispers. But when his name was mentioned, he tuned in to the conversation.
"...Professor Minamino, yeah," Ron was saying, "Snape was dropping hints about him. I just dunno what about."
"He let it slip his patronus was a fox," Hermione said thoughtfully, "Maybe we should visit him?"
"Yeah," Harry nodded.
Kurama snorted lightly in annoyance and slipped into his office without anyone noticing. So they were planning a little interrogation, were they?
-End Chapter-
Over five pages! Go me! XD Yep, I thought up a really cool sort of twist to this story that'll be revealed soon, so I hope ya'll will like it!