Emily: Here we are guys. The last chapter of 'Unfortunately We're Still Related.' It is a fairly short chapter but there will be another small chapter put up by next Wednesday to tie up some loose ends.
George: Seeing as this is the last chapter you guys should be feeling very generous with the reviews!
Disclaimer: You'd think after three stories they would let us have something but alas no, we still own nothing!
Chapter Seventeen – So long, farewell, auf weidersehn, goodbye.
Legolas pushed Ellette into Kai's already full arms and lunged forward intent on pulling Emily to safety. Emily, however, wrongly informed by the murderous glint in Legolas' eyes at the mention of Adam leapt backwards, right into the path of the on coming vehicle.
The bumper sent her crashing up into the windshield of the car and cracking it with her shoulder. She ascended over the top of the car and finally rolled off the boot and was left alone on the road as the car drove off.
Legolas numbed by the shock stood staring at the still body of his wife. It was not until he heard Pierre begin to cry in Kalin arms that he was shook out of his daze and ran to Emily's side. Slowly he knelt beside her and tenderly pulled her into his lap.
"Emily?" His voice caught in his throat.
After a few moments Emily let out a small groan and opened her eyes. "Am… I… in heaven?" She struggled to say. "Have I ever…told you, you look like an angel?"
"No." Whispered Legolas with a slight smile.
"Kai call an Ambulance!" Cried George.
"Ambulance! Ambulance!" Called Kai. "Wait…what is an ambulance?" He looked to Kalin who was staring dumbly at the scene before him.
George walked over in disbelief. This could not be happening. He knelt down and grabbed Emily's other hand, "You look rough."
"Thank you." Whispered Emily.
"Not just plain, old, hangover rough, I mean kind of, squishy, pulpy, in need of a doctor rough."
"You're…really not…helping." Croaked Emily.
Legolas looked up and tried to find Kalin through his tears. The darkling elf had been trained as a healer.
Kalin hurriedly placed Pierre in Kai's arms taking no heed of the other two babies that were already there.
"It's okay Kalin will fix you. Although you might need a plastic surgeon latter because I have a odd suspicion that your nose isn't supposed to do that."
Kalin knelt beside Emily and examined her gently. Legolas stared hopefully at his friend.
It was the hardest thing Kalin had ever done, he looked Legolas in the eye and only detectable to the elf before him shook his head; there was nothing he could do.
"That bad huh?" Emily tried to moved but figured that laying still was just as good.
"You are going to be fine." Legolas lied.
"Then why are you crying?"
"Because he is effeminate." George told himself.
"I take…it this is the end…of me then."
Legolas shook his head fiercely. "No, I won't let you go."
"Don't start quoting Titanic on me now…this is already bordering on depressing." Emily looked over at her brother.
"Why are you such an idiot?" George gasped out.
"I learnt from the best." She managed a smile.
"Kai's getting an ambulance."
Kai looked up. 'I'm thought he said call and ambulance, not get one!' It was at this point where upon his concentration needed for holding all three babies lapsed and he began to sway.
"No ambulance!" Emily jolted.
"Sssh lie still." Legolas held her closer.
"We have to get you to a hospital." Reasoned George.
"Take me back to Middle-earth."
"No, you need medical attention and maybe some heavy duty drugs."
"It's too late for that." Emily whispered.
"Don't say that." Legolas gripped reflexively on Emily's hand.
"I'm so sorry Legolas I'm…"
"Not like this…you can't leave me." Legolas pleaded.
"…so sorry."
Legolas shook his head in denial but even George could see Emily was slipping away.
"You cannot leave me on my own."
"I second that." Sniffed George beginning to crack.
"It's not up for a vote." Emily tried to smirk but managed a grimace instead.
"You've done this before, you can come back!"
"We're on earth…it won't work…not this time."
George bowed his head in resignation.
"Do me a favour?" Emily asked.
George nodded.
"Find out who was the first person that decided to eat the next white thing to come out of a chicken's bottom."
"Will do." George made a silent promise to himself.
"I need you two to look after the babies for me, don't let Kai sleep with Ellette as soon as…she reaches…her majority.
"
"They need their mother…I need their mother." Said Legolas brokenly.
"You promised that we'd die together a freak hill climbing accident!" George reminded.
"You'll have to do that… without me." Emily paused. "See you on the other side George." She whispered.
"If John was here, he'd cry too." George said goodbye with a private joke and stepped back.
"Wow who knew getting hit by a car could hurt so much…" Emily grimaced as she felt the pain in her lower body spread through her chest.
"I should have pulled you…"
"Don't blame yourself, please don't. Will you do one last thing for me?"
"Anything."
"You once promised me a poem…"
"I only managed one line…In all my years on Middle-earth I'd never seen true beauty until I met you…"
"Liar." Emily grinned slightly. "But it'll do though maybe you should sing it…I'd like that."
"I need to be held." Sniffed George in the background. Kalin being the only one with any arms free stepped forward and obliged in a completely non-gay way.
"Namarie ernilen." Whispered Emily.
"Namarie meleth nîn." Legolas replied.
It was just as Legolas kissed his wife goodbye for the last time that Kai lost his battle of holding the triplets and dropped one of the babies.
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A/N: George: Here are the thank yous:
Ayiicalime – Ich liebe dich! You shall never be allowed to drive in fear of you trying to run my Leggy over.
Angel's Heart, Demon's Mind – I once joined some vampire thing and got some really cool pics! I got a vampire name to but I can't remember what it was...!
Lil Smartass – I lower myself to thanking you for you help and you go and get all egotistical on me! Just because people love me more than you! Stop trying to get credit for my stuff!
Chaotic Jinx – George with a girl…hmmm…well I could take inspiration from his real life girlfriend… I'm getting my lip pierced in March and I'm already excited! Hah ha ha!
Limpet666 – I tried to join aim but it went pooey. I'll try again sometime! (Come back to MSN!) Hey I wanna sleep for twenty hours. My record is sixteen and a half. I got jenked, poor me! Glad you liked the traffic cone bit.
DreamWeaverEveninMist – Hopefully this is as good. It's kind of hard to be funny when you are dying.
Poolbum – Sorry about the K brothers. Everything kind of got slower towards this chapter, we didn't want then pissing about before my impending death!