A/N: George: Here is the Epilogue for you.
Emily: Who knew dying could be so exhilarating!
Disclaimer: Dearest Tolkien, as a reward for killing myself off and practically committing professional suicide, please can I keep Legolas? Yours truly, Emily.
Tolkien: After you massacred my book you are lucky I am letting you borrow that poor elf!
Epilogue.
"It's your birthday…I…um…got you a present." Legolas placed a small parcel at the base of his wife's grave. He read the epitaph which George had chosen many years ago. It read, 'If it was not for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.' Legolas smiled slightly. "The children are doing fine, Ellette is the spitting image of you, she even has your attitude, although she swears a lot less, anyway I don't think Gandalf will be returning to Mirkwood any time soon." Legolas took a deep breath. "I miss you so much, I miss you yelling at me, I miss you swearing all the time then blaming on Terrettes, whatever that is, Valar I even miss those peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! Your brother…he…he still has not returned. Do you think I should look for him?" A small breeze gathered strength and circled Legolas, it then headed into a small alcove that held one of Thranduil's prized ornaments and knocked it over. "You never did like that vase. I shall find George for you, I promise…"
"Daddy!" A voice called from within the forest.
"I had better go and see what Ellette wants. I fear it may have to do with Kai threatening to take Pierre and Xavier fishing, I have doubts that he meant for fish." Legolas brushed a hand over the grave. "Naamarie meleth nin."
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A/N: George: Now before you pitchfork us for the shortness of that chapter hear us out. We thought this was the perfect ending for all our characters. However, as you can see we have hinted at a plot that is contained in the fourth in the trilogy of the 'related' stories. We are still having doubts whether or not we should put the fourth one up. We were but then we thought you guys might not want it because there is no Emily in it.
Emily: If you do want number four which is called, "Do we have to be Related?" let us know. If not, this is goodbye from Emily and George. Thank you to everyone who reviewed numbers one to three, especially to those who keep coming back, we love you guys! Here are the thank yous for the last chapter:
Poolbum – I am officially dead! Sorry I ruined your good day!
Lil Smartass – Don't start up those gay rumours again! George will kill me.
DreamWeaverEveninMist - It is also sad for me. I am no longer!
Ayiicaalime – You shall never have the cardboard cut-out!
Limpet666 – It's up to you lot if you want a sequel or not but yep I am no more!
Angel's Heart, Demon's Mind – If you want to know what happens to the baby you'll have to beg for a sequel!