The Dragon and The Mutt Chapter One, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Author's Note:

I am SO sorry that I didn't update yesterday! Please forgive! I was taking care of my mother, who was sick, she feels much better today, thankfully. Anyways…welcome to the next chappie peeps hope you like…ENJOYEE!

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! all I own is this story's plot.

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To be specific…

To StarWolf4 – Thank you so much! I'm so glad that you're enjoying this!

To Kikoken – Yup, you're right this is going to be HELL. Poor Joey…and poor Kaiba. LOL. Thanks for the review!

To HornViper2 – Glad you find it funny! And yes there is a next chapter! Yah! LOL.

Now I introduce you to Chapter One…after a long wait. (Suddenly runs away from a mob of people) I'm said I'm SORRY I took long! Don't hurt me!

We all know how much Seto Kaiba hates Joey Wheeler, but what will happen if by some horrific chance they get stranded in an elevator together? Let's just say not so well.

The Dragon and The Mutt

PrincessChaos

Chapter One

Kaiba Corporations

Kaiba was incoherently cursing under his breathe in one of the many languages he knows, as Joey kept chanting, "Hungry…"

"WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?"

"Hungry…so hungry…"

Kaiba growled.

"SHUT UP!"

All of a sudden Kaiba's stomach growled. His eyes widened. And he cursed under his breathe.

"Damn stomach…"

Joey's sensitive canine (XD) hearing heard it…

"Ya' hungry too?"

"No…my stomach just likes to make noises," Kaiba said sarcastically, rolling his eyes,"…no shit Sherlock."

"Well I'm hungry too."

"I didn't notice from all your chanting of I'm hungry," Kaiba said mockingly.

"Are ya' mocking me."

"No…what makes you think that?"

"Shut up….so hungry…can't ya' call someone to bring us food?"

"We…wait a minute. You're a genius….nah that's giving you way too much credit."

"Hey!"

Kaiba ignored him and took his cell phone out. He stared at the phone.

"No signal!? Dammit you piece of shit!" he yelled as he chucked the phone barely hitting Joey on the head as it slammed against the elevator wall sending the frame and batteries along with parts flying all over.

So much for getting out of here…

"Watch where ya' throwin' things! Ya' could have taken my head off!"

"And that's a bad thing?"

"Bastard…"

Kaiba smirked. He was used to being called that by many others.

Joey searched his pockets for any candy bars he may have had earlier and saved in his pocket. He found a half eaten chocolate bar which had already melted to a goop that didn't even look like chocolate. He started to eat it.

"Want some?" Joey asked. He may hate the guy but he didn't want him to starve. Actually he wanted Kaiba to beg for it. Kaiba scrunched his nose in disgust. Was Joey expecting him to go on his knees and beg for that? Yah right. Kaiba, the guy who eats caviar and drinks the most expensive of wines imported from god knows where is going to eat the already saliva infested candy bar that didn't even look like chocolate. Fat chance.

"No."

"Suit ya' self."

Kaiba's stomach growled but he paid no mind. He needed to get out of this elevator!

Joey finished up his candy bar licking of all the goop that he had on his fingers. Kaiba scrunched up his face in disgust.

He better not touch me after that…

"When do ya' think we getting out?"

"How the hell am I supposed to know?"

Joey shrugged.

"Out of all the damn people I had to be stuck with you…"

"Ya' should feel honored."

"Very…" Kaiba said sarcastically.

Joey grinned not catching the sarcasm…

Kaiba groaned and Joey's stupidity…

"I was being sarcastic mutt…"

"I knew that!" Joey lied, "And I ain't a mutt, moneybags!"

"It's I'm not…not I ain't…"

"Stop correcting me grammar!"

"My grammar…"

"Stop it!"

"No."

Joey growled…

"Stop growling mutt, I'm not the damn mailman…"

"I'm not a mutt!"

"Yes you are…"

"If I'm a mutt you're a dragon!"

"I know…"

Joey's eye twitched and he slammed his head over and over again against the elevator door…

Why me?

Both Kaiba and Joey thought in unison…

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Author's Comments:

LOL. Joey and Kaiba thinking the same. If they both knew…they would probably kill me for writing this. LOL. So what you think?

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