The Dragon and The Mutt Chapter Two, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Author's Note:

I. Hate. My. Algebra. Teacher. She is a witch! RRR! Because of her my updates can take up to a week! EVIL! TEACHER! Whatever…evil…now I introduce you to the next chapter…ENJOYEE!

Disclaimer: Do I look like I own Yu-Gi-Oh!? No. I do NOT however I do own this story's plot!

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To be specific…

To StarWolf4 – You're right so much can happen in an elevator! No need to hunt me down! I updated! Thanks for the review! Glad you're enjoying the story!

To Kikoken – Yup! The madness continues BWHAHAHA—(Cough, cough, choke) Water…thanks for the review! Glad you're enjoying this!

To Coffee-time – NO! NO! NO! I do NOT write yaoi's (Not like there's anything wrong with them), especially Joey and Seto pairings! Besides Joey has Mai and Seto has Serenity! This is just some humor fic and is rated R for the sole reason of the ill language coming out of those two. "Better safe then sorry!" Otherwise the rating would be PG-13! Thanks for the review! Glad I'm making you laugh!

To Soul Schuyler – Thanks for the review! Glad you're enjoying this!

To Kilara-May – No need to go on strike! And no need to wet yourself! The next chapter is here! Thanks for the review! Glad you're enjoying the story!

To Mewtwo of the Dark World – The next chapter is here! No need to die from laughing! Thanks for the review!

Now after a LONG wait I introduce you to the next chapter…ENJOYEE!

We all know how much Seto Kaiba hates Joey Wheeler, but what will happen if by some horrific chance they get stranded in an elevator together? Let's just say not so well.

The Dragon and The Mutt

PrincessChaos

Chapter Two

Kaiba Corporations

Kaiba rubbed his temples.

Joey sighed.

"I'm bored."

"What do you want me to do about it?"

"I don't know. I want to go back home so Seren can make me some dinner," Joey's stomach growled.

"Who?"

"My sista. You stay away from her…"

Kaiba smirked.

"And what are you going to do mutt if I didn't?"

"Beat you into a bloody pulp."

"I'll like to see you try."

"I will! You stay away from her!"

"Oh please. Shut up and stay quiet. I'm not interested in a Wheeler such as yourself."

"Good don't."

"Fine I won't."

Sure…- PrincessChaos

"Anyway isn't Mokuba worried about you?"

Good question…why isn't the brat worrying?

Kaiba Manor

Mokuba lay on the couch hanging off it while concentrating on his game.

"HAHA! Take that—No! I died! Dammit!"

Obviously he was too preoccupied with the game, to care if his brother was home or not…

Isn't he the most caring little brother in the world?

Peh…ya' right…

Kaiba Corporations

"Why you so quiet all of a sudden Kaiba?"

"I feel like it mutt. Got a problem with that?"

"I don't like silence."

"What is the mutt afraid of solitude?"

"Sola what?"

Kaiba did an anime fall.

"You're seriously dumber than I thought."

"Hey!"

Kaiba stood up and leaned against the wall crossing his arms across his chest, like he was doing so before.

"What is solatitude anyways?"

"It's solitude and your puny little incompetent thing which you call a brain won't be able to comprehend. Therefore, I am not going to waste my breathe on you explaining the definition of solitude."

Ouch.

That would have hurt if Joey understood, but he was clueless.

Like always… (XD)

"What?" Joey asked not understanding one word Kaiba had said.

Kaiba let out a sigh of irritation.

"To clear this up I said I am not going to waste my breathe telling you what solitude means."

"Why couldn't you just say that? You already wasted your breathe telling me this."

Ouch.

Joey got Kaiba there.

Kaiba was stunned but quickly recovered.

"You're actually using that empty nutshell you call a head to think?"

"Tha—Hey!"

Kaiba chuckled in his throat.

"Stop laughing money bags. I'll get ya' for this!"

"And how shall you?"

Joey opened his mouth to speak but closed it again.

"Well I'm waiting mutt…"

Silence…

"Shut up. Kaiba."

Kaiba smirked.

"Took you long enough."

Joey growled and crossed his arms as he sat back down Indian style.

"I wonder what Seren's doing…" Joey thought aloud.

"Did anyone tell you you're random?"

"Nope. You're the first."

Wheeler Residence

Serenity relaxed in her bathtub. She sighed as she stretched…

"So quiet and nice without onii-chan (1) around. Hopefully he won't come home 'till later…"

Unlike Mokuba, Serenity was aware that her big brother was not home.

But right now she didn't care…

She was at peace…

And was savoring the moment…

While Kaiba and Joey were dreading theirs.

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Info:

(1) – Onii-chan. Japanese for big brother.

Author's Comments:

This chapter sucked. There was not much humor but don't worry the humor shall soon return! I'm just wasn't really in the mood, you know school and all…well we all know that no one cares that Kaiba and Joey is missing. Let's just hope someone does! (Or don't! XD)

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This story, or any parts of it, is not allowed to be reproduced unless granted permission by me. PrincessChaos