The Dragon and The Mutt Chapter Four, a yu-gi-oh fanfic

Author's Note:

Oh! Wow! I got more readers and a lot of reviews! YAH! Maybe I should do cliffie's more often
Readers: NO!
Kidding I was kidding but still I just might (Grins slyly) You never know…now go and read and ENJOYEE!

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I won't be able to update much until after February 2nd due to me having a huge midterm test that will affect 1/3 of my grade. YOW! However I may find the time between studying to update, since I will have early dismissals during the midterms which starts on January 27th and ends February 2nd. Thank you for your cooperation!

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Disclaimer: Last time I checked I was not rich and did not have my own REAL Seto Kaiba bishie all to myself. What could that possibly mean if I do not have these things? One thing….I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! All I own is this story's plot.

Quote of the day: "Me? Duel you? I'd have more of a challenge playing solitaire." – Seto Kaiba (Kaiba Seto) from YGO.

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Kikoken – We DO enjoy driving Kaiba insane don't we? (Ruffles hair as well)
Kaiba: If you do not get your hand off of me in 0.001 seconds I will break it.
PrincessChaos: (Quickly pulls hand away) Gees! Issues much Kaiba fat-boy!
Kaiba: I am NOT fat! Why do people suggest that I am fat!? Cause I am not!
PrincessChaos: Whatever…cow…
Kaiba: (Growls)
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Vaporeon13204 – Thanks, but the story is rated R for a reason, the cursing. Some chapter's have more cursing then other's but the first one in my opinion has the most. Maybe you should read the other chapter's as well! Thanks for the review!

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We all know how much Seto Kaiba hates Joey Wheeler, but what will happen if by some horrific chance they get stranded in an elevator together? Let's just say not so well.

The Dragon and The Mutt

PrincessChaos

Chapter Four

Kaiba Corporations

Joey and Kaiba groaned in unison as they both regained consciousness after being unconscious for quite a while.

"Wha…wha happened?" Joey asked rubbing his aching head. Kaiba stood up throwing the pieces of construction material off of him.

"What does it look like mutt!? The elevator cable snapped and the elevator fell down to the basement level!"

"Oh…" Joey mumbled. Kaiba stood there silent closing his eyes as the elevator light kept flickering on and off continuously. Joey growled.

"The damn light is gettin' on my nerves!" Joey yelled, standing up as well.

"Live with it, it's our only source of light," Kaiba said.

"I'll fix it then!" Joey said removing his shoe.

"For the love of Ra put the damn thing back on, mutt! It's bad enough I'm stuck in an elevator with you! I don't want to suffocate from intoxicating fumes as well!"

Joey narrowed his eyes, "I'm going to fix the light with my shoe."

"And how is that?" Kaiba asked perking an eyebrow and crossing his arms over his chest.

"Throw the shoe at the light," Joey said as a matter-of-factly.

"Don't you—"

Joey threw the shoe and his it. The light stood still finally.

"See I told ya' I would—"

The light all of a sudden shut off…

"…Fix it…"

"Great job mutt, now we can't see anything! You're lucky because when I find your neck I'm ringing it!" Kaiba yelled as he started to grope around for Joey's neck.

Joey gulped as he felt Kaiba trench coat touching his ankle.

He didn't want to die, especially in an elevator in Kaiba Corporations.

"Hey I was tryin' to fix it! Can you blame me?"

"You broke it! Of course I can blame you just as I have blamed you for the mess that we are in: Being stuck here in an elevator! Now where the hell are you!?"

"Can't we talk this ova or somethin'?" Joey suggested.

"We'll talk when my hands find your neck!" Kaiba yelled and suddenly grabbed Joey's collar.

EEP!

"Hey man let's talk this over, yah?" Joey asked, as he looked directly at Kaiba. His eyes had finally adjusted to the darkness and he can see fairly well the outline of Kaiba…and his bright icy eyes, which were dangerously narrowed into slits that resembled a cobra's.

YIKES!

Kaiba clenched his teeth and slammed Joey into the wall.

"This is your entire damn fault! If you hadn't been following me all day demanding a duel this would have not happened!"

"If ya' would have accepted it, we wouldn't be in this preciment."

"It's predicament you imbecile! And a duelist of my quality would never duel a low rate duelist such as you!" Kaiba spat.

Ouch.

Joey frowned.

"Why'd ya' have to be so insultin', man."

"Because I can!" Kaiba yelled and slammed his once more causing something to fall out of Joey's pocket. Kaiba heard the clank of the item and all of a sudden a light appeared.

The light belonged to the item.

It was a flashlight.

What the hell was the mutt doing caring a flashlight in his pocket!?

"Why didn't you tell me you have a bloody flashlight in your pocket!?" Kaiba yelled as he let go of Joey and picked the flashlight up.

"I did'n know," Joey yelled rubbing his neck.

Stupid moneybags…

"There should be a way out of here…all we need to do is find it," Kaiba said.

"Uh-huh."

"Are you listening!?" Kaiba yelled flashing the flashlight at Joey's face.

"Hey! Watch were ya' pointing that thing! Ya' could have blinded me!"

"Whatever…" Kaiba mumbled and started to search for a way out. Joey sighed.

Hopefully I can get the hell outta here soon…

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Author's Comments:

I was not too fond of this chapter, but the next one will be funnier, trust me. XD I updated for the sole reason, because I forced myself. XD I should be updating the other stories Friday hopefully. Till then sayonara!

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