The Epic Adventures.
A/N: If you are wondering why there is no disclaimer, its because my friends and I own all the characters.
One day, a long time ago, there were three thirteen year old girls who were forced to live in a concentration camp… ahem school. Their lives were filled with long, bleak, torturous days spent sitting in a dungeon… ahem classroom, listening to an evil dictator… ahem teacher.
These three girls each had their own special undiscovered gifts. For instance, Katie had the use of a machete (you know, those loooong pretty knives), Becky had a bazooka, loaded with atomic bombs, and Keeley had a giant machine gun. So, one day, when they were digging an escape tunnel to get out of the concentration camp ahem school, they found the weapons, glinting with newness. After a bit of planning they used their combined talents to escape out of the concentration campahem school, taking their friends with them.
As the three girls led the way, they accidentally fell into a time portal, and got teleported onto the other side of time, a.k.a. the middle ages. As they stood there, shocked, wondering where they were, Keeley had a nervous breakdown, and started shooting madly at everything around her. Katie, following Keeley's example, started drawing with her machete, and be Becky set off a bomb. After they all calmed down all their friends and classmates who had come with them were 'resting' in pools of 'red paint'. The girls then realized they were all alone, so they took up a life of crime- killing monks and blowing up monasteries, this went on for 3 years.
Then one day, while walking along, they fell into ANOTHER portal, and got transported to what is now called Piggy-a-go-go land (as named by Katie). There they called themselves Snuffles, Snortles, and Smuttles the evil piggies.
One day there came along an Evil Vampire Piggy. Somehow Evil Vampire Piggy put a spell on them and gained their trust. As they were walking along they came to a giant mall. AT the door of the mall there was a friendly looking piggy handing out bags of $100 bills. After receiving three bags each the girls entered the mall. They spent a whole day at the mall, oblivious to the fact that the evil Vampire Piggy was watching their every move through stragetically placed security cameras.
That's it for now! Please review! There is more, but Im too lazy to type it right now! I'll update soon!!!! kisses Katie.