A Funny Resident Evil Commercial!
By Fanimation
Authors Note: I made up this joke commercial a while back but never got to writing it. Anyway sit back, relax, and enjoy A Funny Resident Evil Commercial!
Disclaimer: Don't own RE or anything RE-related!
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October 31st – Halloween
Someone threw a costume party and it was great! Some people were in line for some punch. One of the few was a zombie. Rotting head, ripped flesh, usually moaning. Since this was a costume party nobody really noticed. A guy dressed as a pirate walks up to him and tries to start a conversation. "Heeeeeeeeeey, dude! What's going on?"
The zombie replied with a moan. "Hey you got some indigestion or something?" The zombie continues to moan and holds up something. It was a copy of Resident Evil for Nintendo Gamecube. "Aw, cool! It's that new zombie game that came out!" The guy said, taking the game from the zombie's hand, hand still attached to it.
"You take care of that stomach now!" He said, patting the zombie on the shoulder. When he did the zombie's head came off. The guy walked away, and everyone screamed from the sight of the zombie. They all cleared out of the house. The guy dressed as a pirate was playing Resident Evil on a big screen. He notices he's the only one left. "Where'd everybody go?"
END!