The Legend of Zelda: The Lost Chronicles
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING BUT BOB!!!!!! (A/N: I need tips on how to get my story more publicity! NOBODY READS IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! Bob: Ok, how about this... PLEASE READ THIS!!! ;;
Chapter 3: WHAT? I'm not sleeping... (A/N: It's still nighttime...)
We join our hero as he is trekking towards the source of the evil and our hero is STILL exhausted......because it's like 2 a.m....
Navi: LINK!!! HEY!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!
Link: TT aww.... Come on, Navi! Just five more minutes...
Navi: NO! YOU MUST STOP THE EVIL IN GERUDO VALLEY BEFORE YOU SLEEP!!!!! THE FATE OF HYRULE IS IN YOUR HANDS!!!!!!
Link: You're so mean... and bitchy
Navi: SHUT UP AND KEEP MOVING!!!
As our hero continues, he realizes that he's already at Gerudo Valley!
Link: Hey look! We're here already!!! Now can I sleep???
Navi: NO!
Link: Please??? ;;
Navi: NO! REMEMBER YOUR DUTIES!!!
Link: Aww...
As Link enters Gerudo Valley, he is stop by a Gerudo Guard... (A/N 3: Yeah, how's he gonna get past this? In the game, you can't get into Gerudo Valley as a kid, so....) GG: Halt! Who goes there???
Link: I'm just an innocent boy from the south...
GG: You're from the south??? You look so small...
Link: Do you even know the race that lives down there??? I'M A KOKORI!!!
GG: Oh, are those some kind of midgets or something??? Oh well, just go through... wait a minute... Why are you here?
Link: I'm just here to defeat evil.
GG: OK!
As Link passes the guard, he wonders why this was so easy. (A/N: I do too... Bob: YOU'RE THE AUTHOR!!! OO) Ok.... anyways, as he enters, he reminisces about his experiences here.
Navi: Link! You need to search every room for the source of evil!! I'll beep when you're close!!!
Link: Ok... OO
Well, anyways, as Link was scavenging through the fortress' rooms, with Navi constantly beeping, he soon found a bed and fell asleep while Navi was in another room. But then...
Navi: LINK!! YOU LITTLE...YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL ASLEEP!
Link: What! I'm not asleep... I'm just looking under the sheets...
Navi: Ok, whatever you say... JUST KEEP LOOKING!!;
Well, while Link was "looking under the sheets", the Evil was being summoned in the THRONE ROOM!!! (BUM BUM BUM!!!)
We cut to a scene where there are a lot of Gerudo tribe-women surrounding a large gateway that is engulfed in flame. (Cultic Twilight Zone, anyone?)
THRONE ROOM Gerudo #1: Ok! We shall now perform the ritual!
Gerudo #2: Aww...But do we have to?
G1: YES!!
G2: Man...
G1: OK! BEGIN!!!(Turns on boom box while Richard Simmons pops in)
Richard: OK! GO!!!! Come on, ladies, keep those legs high in the air!! One and two and three and four and......
While the Gerudo are having their...summoning session... We return to Link who has taken a nice nap...
Link: (Yawn) Oh, man! That was a good rest!
Navi: I THOUGHT YOU WERE SEARCHING UNDER THE SHEETS!!!! ;
Link: Shoot! I thought you went somewhere else!
Navi: GO SEARCH THE THRONE ROOM!!!!
Link: Fine! ...Ugh, Navi really needs to go decaf....
Will Link ever find out what the Gerudos are doing?? Will he be able to stop the "summoning"? WILL NAVI EVER GET DECAF?!?!?!?!? Find out in the next part of the epic saga called The Lost Chronicles!!!