The Legend of Zelda: The Lost Chronicals
Chapter 3…er…..4!!!: The Summoning
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!!!!!! (other than Bob…)
A/N: Just when you thought I tumbled over a cliff, ………well, actually I did…. Stupid Bob pushed me…..but anyways…. Ok…..I BACK!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA…(goes on for 5 minutes)!!! Now on with the story!!!!!
In our last episode, a very tired Link and a very angry and hyperactive Navi were in search of Great Evil inside of the Gerudo Fortress. Or at least Navi was…….
Link: Can I go to sleep??
Navi: NO!!
Link: Please??? There's a bed over there… nice…comfy…
Navi: WHEN I SAY NO, I MEAN NOO!!!!
Link: Aww… just a little bit…..
Navi: (Really REALLY mad) NOOO!!!!!!
Well, we see that Navi hasn't gotten any decaf yet, so let's stay away from her for now and go to the…….
Evil Throne Room of DOOM!!!!
Here we see the lovely Gerudo guards having a lovely picnic on the floor…………..Hey! Wait a minute!! Aren't you girls supposed to be summoning the Great Evil???
GG #1: Sorry, it just took so long for you to continue, and Richard Simmons was getting so tired… Look! His whole body is sore!
RS rolls in with a body cast on in a wheelchair
RS: (Using a voice box) Look! I can't move!!! I can't shimmy anymore!!!!
Sorry, but I am The Author!!!!(Lighting flash) Nothing can stop the story so get up!!!!
RS: But I…
I SAID GET UP!!!!!!!!! (Light goes on Richard Simmons)
RS: I am cured!!!!
(Lightning bolt)
RS: Ok………..maybe………not………..
Bob: GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!!
Huh? Oh yeah, right… Anyways, the Gerudo Guards are doing their Summoning Spell of Doom over a sort of tomb. Green mist envelopes around the tomb and the guards start chanting a mystical song….too mystical to be uttered in this story, but it does involve " I'm a genie in a bottle" so………… The room starts to shake and the guards run in dismay! Then suddenly, the shaking stops…. The green mist is cleared………
A hand breaks forth from in front of the tomb………..
Whose hand is it? What will happen to Link and Navi??? WHAT ARE THE WORDS TO THAT SONG???? IS RICHARD OK???? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME???
(Slap)
Oh, ok….. Find out in the next episode of……….. THE LOST CHRONICALS!!!