TITLE: What Went On?
AUTHOR: Hayley
E-MAIL: preciouz_angel18@hotmail.com
RATING: PG-13, there's bad language more so than usual in this chapter
DISCLAIMER: I own no one
DISTRIBUTION: ask first please
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CHAPTER 34 ***********************************************************************
Amy felt her heart wrench as Jeff told her everything was going to be okay. She knew it would...or at least she hoped. She pulled away from him, peeling the wet matted down hair off her face. She sniffled as she smiled up at Jeff.
"Are you going to be alright kiddo?" He asked caressing her cheek with his hand.
"I was just about to ask you the same thing." She said with a quiet laugh.
"I will if you will." Jeff put out his hand. She smiled and shook his hand sealing the deal. "I just want...the best for you. I want you to be happy."
"...and I..." She looked at Joey who was in the kitchen. "I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Matt stepped off the plane as he took in the North Carolina breeze. The sun was shining but the ground was covered in puddles as a spring storm had ripped through the state. He gathered his things once again, going through the entire process of baggage claim and then the long drive home for the 2 days he had off.
His drum was playing a sad beat as he drove down the highway in silence, the aftermath of the rainfall causing the atmosphere to fill with peace and tranquility. The clouds were fluffy but gray, putting a damper on Matt's weekend homecoming.
*3 months...*he thought.
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Jeff left soon after making sure Amy was okay. "One last thing..."
"Yeah?"
"You have to tell Matt. Don't let him beat himself up more than his body can take. God knows he's already done it. Tell him...just so...he knows..."
"Jeff-" She protested.
"Amy, you can't let Matt keep chasing you if your not going to let him catch you."
"Jeff-"
"Amy, you have to. Don't let Matt stand in the rain and cry his sorrow if your not going to be the one to dry him off and stop his tears. Waiting will just make it harder for the both of you and you're just going to drag out the pain more than you need it be. Don't let Matt keep drowning in his own sorrows when you're safe ashore with someone else." He sounded somewhat remorseful as Amy couldn't help but feel at fault.
She looked at him, a mixed feeling of understanding and frustration. He was right, but she couldn't do it. She didn't know how to go about it.
"Think about it." He said before kissing her cheek goodbye.
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*ThE nExT dAy*
The roads were slick as another rainfall hit the Carolina state. The cars passed making sloshing noises as the tires ran through the puddles. The rain was pouring continuously as the windshield wipers when side-to-side as Joey and Amy drove in his car to the airport.
"I don't want you to go." Amy said softly taking his hand while he concentrated on the road. He squinted to see through the rain, moving his head occasionally to make sure he was properly on the road.
"It'll only be for a little while." He said kissing her forehead as they reached a stoplight. "I'll see you in like a week."
"That means I'm by myself for an entire week!"
The light turned green as Joey continued to drive. He cursed as he barely saw warning signs on the sides of the road indicating 'extremely slippery roads ahead'. As he drove carefully, a sense of nervousness fell upon both of them as they held their breaths as the tires occasionally seemed to slip a little.
"Joey, I'm scared." Amy whispered as if speaking would cause the car to swerve off the road.
"It's okay, relax Amy." He comforted. He sounded more than doubtful, as the rain didn't seem to let up. The winds started to pick up making it more difficult to see and more dangerous to be on the roads.
The roads seemed to get narrower and narrower as Joey concentrated immensely on the task of getting them safely to the airport. As he turned the corner, he lost control as he tightened his grip on the steering wheel and Amy let out a scream.
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"...The roads are incredibly slick today. It's pretty wet out there, so give yourself a little extra time getting to work today..." The TV broadcaster announced as Matt flipped through the channels. He was stuck inside as outside was filled with wet soggy grounds and the smell of...well soggy grounds. He turned off the TV, going outside to grab the newspaper.
Walking to his breakfast nook, he sat down with a glass of orange juice. Opening the pages, he sighed, as it seemed the world was full of bad news. Murders, suicides, bombings, kidnapping, and all the things the world had now come to. Flipping to the sports pages, he checked to see how some of his teams were doing. Finally settling into a comfortable position, he was disturbed as the phone began to ring.
"Go away!" Matt yelled to the ringing phone. The phone seemed to not have heard as it continued to ring, 9, 10, 11 times. Matt sat there impatiently knowing that as soon as he got up, the phone would stop. 12, 13, 14 more rings. "Fine! Ok? I'll answer it!" He yelled frustrated.
He reached for the phone and quickly picked it up.
"Where the fuck were you?!?!?!" The other voice screamed nervously into the phone.
"Whoa whoa calm down. What's wrong?" Matt asked getting nervous at the sound of the other man's voice. "Jeff??"
There was a pause as Matt could here footsteps but no talking. "Jeff?" The silence pierced through Matt's heart like a double-sided knife.
"Amy's been in a car accident."
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The paramedics rushed both Amy and Joey to the hospital, both under stable condition. Amy moaned as she tried to sit up but one of the paramedics gently pushed her back down.
"Joey?" She asked tilting her head to one side to see if he was there. She saw them roll him away in the other direction on a gurney. "Joey!" She yelled. "Is he okay? Is he okay? Where is he? Where are they taking him?" She asked frantically as she started to fidget in her own gurney as they placed her in a room and the doctors went to work on her. "Joey!" She yelled before slowly falling under sedation.
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"Amy!" Matt yelled as he ran inside the hospital, as puddles of water slipped down his black leather jacket and Matt's hair was matted down to his face. "W-where is she??" Matt asked out of breath as he banged on the receptionist's desk. "Where is she?!?!" He demanded anger boiling in his system at the slowness of the receptionist. "Where the fu-"
"Matt!"
The elder Hardy whipped around and saw Jeff and Beth run into the hospital. "Where is she? Is she okay?"
"How would I know? This fuck up here won't answer me!" Matt replied frantically.
"Matt, calm down." Beth said going to give Matt a hug.
"I'll handle this." Jeff said as Beth pulled Matt over to the side, comforting him, which he seemed to accept. "Um, yeah, excuse me." Jeff said tapping on the window. "One of our friends just came in here, Amy Dumas, she was in a car accident and they said they'd be bringing her here. Do you happen to know where she is?"
"She's actually in with a couple of doctors right, please take a sea-"
Before the receptionist could finish, Matt bolted down the halls yelling Amy's name. Checking in the windows, he saw Amy laying there and for a second Matt thought she was gone. He felt like he was going to throw up as he started to walk in the room dazed-like before a doctor stopped him in his tracks.
"Excuse me sir, no visitors while the doctors are working on her."
"I have to see her." He whispered loudly.
"You'll have to wait out here sir." The doctor protested as Beth and Jeff came up behind Matt.
"Let me see her!" Matt said more loudly.
"Sir, please-"
"Let me fucken see her!" He cried as he pushed past the doctor but Jeff restrained him.
"Matt please calm down!" Jeff yelled as Beth apologized to the doctor. "You can see her in a bit, sit down!"
"Jeff I don't want to sit down!"
"I don't care, just sit down!" Jeff ordered as Matt cursed at the younger man. He shrugged violently as Jeff let go of him and Matt went to sit in the waiting room.
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"So how is she?" Jeff asked as he held Beth's hand and they talked to one of the doctors working with her.
"She should be just fine. We had to sedate her but in the morning she should be just fine. Minor injuries, a couple broken ribs and bad hit to the head. She should be up and going in a couple of weeks or so. If you'd like, you may go in." The doctor offered.
Jeff nodded his head as Beth went to go get Matt and Jeff walked in. He pulled up a chair beside her sleeping figure and traced the side of her face. "Hey Red, Rainbow here." Jeff spoke softly. "Man you gave us a scare; I didn't know what I was going to do had something happened to my girl. Are you alright kiddo? Matt's tearing up a storm out there, first he called the receptionist a fuck up and then he pushed a doctor out of his way. Man you got him going crazy." Jeff laughed quietly as he heard Matt and Beth. "Speaking of Matt, I should give you two some time to talk." Jeff kissed her cheek before moving out of the way so Matt could talk.
Jeff and Beth stood at the foot of the bed holding onto each other as Matt carefully picked up her hand and placed it so it was cupping his cheek. He didn't speak for a while; he just looked at her, the first time seeing her in what seemed like years. Beth started to cry, as she buried her face in Jeff's chest.
"Hey sweetie..." He said softly, cupping her hand in his. "I know you hate hospitals...they're always so scary. I can't wait for you to get out." He paused, "I hope we can talk again. It's been 3 months, I don't know if that's enough time, but I really have to talk to you. I-I...*sigh*...it's been so d-damn hard without you. I can't eat, or sleep or do anything." Matt's voice wavered, "I realized that what I did was beyond unacceptable and I understand that, I really do. I never wanted to hurt you you know that. If I could take it back...I'd do it in a heartbeat. I never meant to cheat on you, I swear my life on it-"
"You what?!" Jeff asked not properly hearing what Matt said.
"What?"
"You cheated on her?" Jeff asked, anger in his voice.
"Do you mind? I want to talk to Amy, *alone.*"
"You cheated on her?" Jeff reiterated.
"Jeff, leave!"
"You idiot!" Jeff said getting angry as he pulled Matt out of the chair he was sitting in. "How the hell could you do that to her?"
"Get off me!"
"You fucken bastard!" Jeff said shoving Matt against a wall. This infuriated Matt resulting him in shoving him back.
"Fuck off! I don't need this Jeff."
"You fuck off! Amy doesn't need a dick shit like you." Jeff got all up in Matt's face. "I can't believe that's why you guys broke up. You cheated on her! What the fuck were you thinking?!"
"Jeff quiet down!" Beth hissed.
"No, I'm not going to take this shit from the person who broke my best friend's heart."
"I'm your brother Jeffrey."
"I don't care. You don't ever break Amy's heart, *ever*! She's too good of a person to be with such a loser. I'm glad she broke up with you, if you can't be there for her-"
"Shut up Jeff! It's not like I wanted it to happen-"
"If you didn't want it to happen, don't fuck around with other girls!" He shrieked.
"I feel like shit alright?! I just want Amy to talk to me so I can explain and tell her everything I ever wanted to tell her. I want to work things out so that way we can be together-"
"It's not going to happen!" Jeff said bitterly.
"How do you know? Amy's hurting just as much as me...I'm trying my hardest before it's too late-"
"Yeah well it already is too late you bitch."
"Jeff..." Beth said softly.
"No, he needs to hear this." Jeff said not backing down.
"What do I need to hear?"
"Jeff don't..." Beth begged. Jeff stood their not really caring if this would hurt Matt or not. "Jeff I'm begging you...don't do this, not this way."
"Shut up Beth!" Matt snapped. Jeff got angry and shoved Matt fiercely against the wall. Beth tried to break them up but what happened next would be more painful then actually being hit.
"She's over you you son of a bitch! She has a fucken boyfriend ok? For 3 months she's been with this guy! She's more than over you! God look at you, you're a pathetic excuse. I'm glad she's with someone else, at least then I know Amy doesn't have to be with a dick head of a boyfriend!"J eff spat angrily.
Matt's heart fell and everyone present in the room could feel the life in Matt leave his body. Jeff stood there without regretting one bit of what he did. Beth couldn't believe Jeff did that as she walked quietly out of the room.
"What the fuck did you say?" Matt asked face red with anger.
"You heard what I said." Jeff said not really caring how Matt took this.
"Amy has...she has a boyfriend?" Matt asked softly this time as he held back the urge to strangle the messenger.
The room was still, except for the monitors hooked up to Amy.
"She has a boyfriend? Of 3 months? We broke up 3 months ago! Why the fuck would she start dating some guy so soon? Did I not mean *anything?* You best not be fucken toying with me Jeff or so help me god-"
"I didn't want you to find out this way." A soft voice spoke as both men looked towards the bed.
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Me and Definitely Not You, that's so cool you live in Calgary too! How could you not cheer for the Flames this season?!?! Argh! I mean c'mon, how often do we make it to the playoffs? Lol.
AUTHOR: Hayley
E-MAIL: preciouz_angel18@hotmail.com
RATING: PG-13, there's bad language more so than usual in this chapter
DISCLAIMER: I own no one
DISTRIBUTION: ask first please
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CHAPTER 34 ***********************************************************************
Amy felt her heart wrench as Jeff told her everything was going to be okay. She knew it would...or at least she hoped. She pulled away from him, peeling the wet matted down hair off her face. She sniffled as she smiled up at Jeff.
"Are you going to be alright kiddo?" He asked caressing her cheek with his hand.
"I was just about to ask you the same thing." She said with a quiet laugh.
"I will if you will." Jeff put out his hand. She smiled and shook his hand sealing the deal. "I just want...the best for you. I want you to be happy."
"...and I..." She looked at Joey who was in the kitchen. "I am." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Matt stepped off the plane as he took in the North Carolina breeze. The sun was shining but the ground was covered in puddles as a spring storm had ripped through the state. He gathered his things once again, going through the entire process of baggage claim and then the long drive home for the 2 days he had off.
His drum was playing a sad beat as he drove down the highway in silence, the aftermath of the rainfall causing the atmosphere to fill with peace and tranquility. The clouds were fluffy but gray, putting a damper on Matt's weekend homecoming.
*3 months...*he thought.
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Jeff left soon after making sure Amy was okay. "One last thing..."
"Yeah?"
"You have to tell Matt. Don't let him beat himself up more than his body can take. God knows he's already done it. Tell him...just so...he knows..."
"Jeff-" She protested.
"Amy, you can't let Matt keep chasing you if your not going to let him catch you."
"Jeff-"
"Amy, you have to. Don't let Matt stand in the rain and cry his sorrow if your not going to be the one to dry him off and stop his tears. Waiting will just make it harder for the both of you and you're just going to drag out the pain more than you need it be. Don't let Matt keep drowning in his own sorrows when you're safe ashore with someone else." He sounded somewhat remorseful as Amy couldn't help but feel at fault.
She looked at him, a mixed feeling of understanding and frustration. He was right, but she couldn't do it. She didn't know how to go about it.
"Think about it." He said before kissing her cheek goodbye.
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*ThE nExT dAy*
The roads were slick as another rainfall hit the Carolina state. The cars passed making sloshing noises as the tires ran through the puddles. The rain was pouring continuously as the windshield wipers when side-to-side as Joey and Amy drove in his car to the airport.
"I don't want you to go." Amy said softly taking his hand while he concentrated on the road. He squinted to see through the rain, moving his head occasionally to make sure he was properly on the road.
"It'll only be for a little while." He said kissing her forehead as they reached a stoplight. "I'll see you in like a week."
"That means I'm by myself for an entire week!"
The light turned green as Joey continued to drive. He cursed as he barely saw warning signs on the sides of the road indicating 'extremely slippery roads ahead'. As he drove carefully, a sense of nervousness fell upon both of them as they held their breaths as the tires occasionally seemed to slip a little.
"Joey, I'm scared." Amy whispered as if speaking would cause the car to swerve off the road.
"It's okay, relax Amy." He comforted. He sounded more than doubtful, as the rain didn't seem to let up. The winds started to pick up making it more difficult to see and more dangerous to be on the roads.
The roads seemed to get narrower and narrower as Joey concentrated immensely on the task of getting them safely to the airport. As he turned the corner, he lost control as he tightened his grip on the steering wheel and Amy let out a scream.
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"...The roads are incredibly slick today. It's pretty wet out there, so give yourself a little extra time getting to work today..." The TV broadcaster announced as Matt flipped through the channels. He was stuck inside as outside was filled with wet soggy grounds and the smell of...well soggy grounds. He turned off the TV, going outside to grab the newspaper.
Walking to his breakfast nook, he sat down with a glass of orange juice. Opening the pages, he sighed, as it seemed the world was full of bad news. Murders, suicides, bombings, kidnapping, and all the things the world had now come to. Flipping to the sports pages, he checked to see how some of his teams were doing. Finally settling into a comfortable position, he was disturbed as the phone began to ring.
"Go away!" Matt yelled to the ringing phone. The phone seemed to not have heard as it continued to ring, 9, 10, 11 times. Matt sat there impatiently knowing that as soon as he got up, the phone would stop. 12, 13, 14 more rings. "Fine! Ok? I'll answer it!" He yelled frustrated.
He reached for the phone and quickly picked it up.
"Where the fuck were you?!?!?!" The other voice screamed nervously into the phone.
"Whoa whoa calm down. What's wrong?" Matt asked getting nervous at the sound of the other man's voice. "Jeff??"
There was a pause as Matt could here footsteps but no talking. "Jeff?" The silence pierced through Matt's heart like a double-sided knife.
"Amy's been in a car accident."
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The paramedics rushed both Amy and Joey to the hospital, both under stable condition. Amy moaned as she tried to sit up but one of the paramedics gently pushed her back down.
"Joey?" She asked tilting her head to one side to see if he was there. She saw them roll him away in the other direction on a gurney. "Joey!" She yelled. "Is he okay? Is he okay? Where is he? Where are they taking him?" She asked frantically as she started to fidget in her own gurney as they placed her in a room and the doctors went to work on her. "Joey!" She yelled before slowly falling under sedation.
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"Amy!" Matt yelled as he ran inside the hospital, as puddles of water slipped down his black leather jacket and Matt's hair was matted down to his face. "W-where is she??" Matt asked out of breath as he banged on the receptionist's desk. "Where is she?!?!" He demanded anger boiling in his system at the slowness of the receptionist. "Where the fu-"
"Matt!"
The elder Hardy whipped around and saw Jeff and Beth run into the hospital. "Where is she? Is she okay?"
"How would I know? This fuck up here won't answer me!" Matt replied frantically.
"Matt, calm down." Beth said going to give Matt a hug.
"I'll handle this." Jeff said as Beth pulled Matt over to the side, comforting him, which he seemed to accept. "Um, yeah, excuse me." Jeff said tapping on the window. "One of our friends just came in here, Amy Dumas, she was in a car accident and they said they'd be bringing her here. Do you happen to know where she is?"
"She's actually in with a couple of doctors right, please take a sea-"
Before the receptionist could finish, Matt bolted down the halls yelling Amy's name. Checking in the windows, he saw Amy laying there and for a second Matt thought she was gone. He felt like he was going to throw up as he started to walk in the room dazed-like before a doctor stopped him in his tracks.
"Excuse me sir, no visitors while the doctors are working on her."
"I have to see her." He whispered loudly.
"You'll have to wait out here sir." The doctor protested as Beth and Jeff came up behind Matt.
"Let me see her!" Matt said more loudly.
"Sir, please-"
"Let me fucken see her!" He cried as he pushed past the doctor but Jeff restrained him.
"Matt please calm down!" Jeff yelled as Beth apologized to the doctor. "You can see her in a bit, sit down!"
"Jeff I don't want to sit down!"
"I don't care, just sit down!" Jeff ordered as Matt cursed at the younger man. He shrugged violently as Jeff let go of him and Matt went to sit in the waiting room.
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"So how is she?" Jeff asked as he held Beth's hand and they talked to one of the doctors working with her.
"She should be just fine. We had to sedate her but in the morning she should be just fine. Minor injuries, a couple broken ribs and bad hit to the head. She should be up and going in a couple of weeks or so. If you'd like, you may go in." The doctor offered.
Jeff nodded his head as Beth went to go get Matt and Jeff walked in. He pulled up a chair beside her sleeping figure and traced the side of her face. "Hey Red, Rainbow here." Jeff spoke softly. "Man you gave us a scare; I didn't know what I was going to do had something happened to my girl. Are you alright kiddo? Matt's tearing up a storm out there, first he called the receptionist a fuck up and then he pushed a doctor out of his way. Man you got him going crazy." Jeff laughed quietly as he heard Matt and Beth. "Speaking of Matt, I should give you two some time to talk." Jeff kissed her cheek before moving out of the way so Matt could talk.
Jeff and Beth stood at the foot of the bed holding onto each other as Matt carefully picked up her hand and placed it so it was cupping his cheek. He didn't speak for a while; he just looked at her, the first time seeing her in what seemed like years. Beth started to cry, as she buried her face in Jeff's chest.
"Hey sweetie..." He said softly, cupping her hand in his. "I know you hate hospitals...they're always so scary. I can't wait for you to get out." He paused, "I hope we can talk again. It's been 3 months, I don't know if that's enough time, but I really have to talk to you. I-I...*sigh*...it's been so d-damn hard without you. I can't eat, or sleep or do anything." Matt's voice wavered, "I realized that what I did was beyond unacceptable and I understand that, I really do. I never wanted to hurt you you know that. If I could take it back...I'd do it in a heartbeat. I never meant to cheat on you, I swear my life on it-"
"You what?!" Jeff asked not properly hearing what Matt said.
"What?"
"You cheated on her?" Jeff asked, anger in his voice.
"Do you mind? I want to talk to Amy, *alone.*"
"You cheated on her?" Jeff reiterated.
"Jeff, leave!"
"You idiot!" Jeff said getting angry as he pulled Matt out of the chair he was sitting in. "How the hell could you do that to her?"
"Get off me!"
"You fucken bastard!" Jeff said shoving Matt against a wall. This infuriated Matt resulting him in shoving him back.
"Fuck off! I don't need this Jeff."
"You fuck off! Amy doesn't need a dick shit like you." Jeff got all up in Matt's face. "I can't believe that's why you guys broke up. You cheated on her! What the fuck were you thinking?!"
"Jeff quiet down!" Beth hissed.
"No, I'm not going to take this shit from the person who broke my best friend's heart."
"I'm your brother Jeffrey."
"I don't care. You don't ever break Amy's heart, *ever*! She's too good of a person to be with such a loser. I'm glad she broke up with you, if you can't be there for her-"
"Shut up Jeff! It's not like I wanted it to happen-"
"If you didn't want it to happen, don't fuck around with other girls!" He shrieked.
"I feel like shit alright?! I just want Amy to talk to me so I can explain and tell her everything I ever wanted to tell her. I want to work things out so that way we can be together-"
"It's not going to happen!" Jeff said bitterly.
"How do you know? Amy's hurting just as much as me...I'm trying my hardest before it's too late-"
"Yeah well it already is too late you bitch."
"Jeff..." Beth said softly.
"No, he needs to hear this." Jeff said not backing down.
"What do I need to hear?"
"Jeff don't..." Beth begged. Jeff stood their not really caring if this would hurt Matt or not. "Jeff I'm begging you...don't do this, not this way."
"Shut up Beth!" Matt snapped. Jeff got angry and shoved Matt fiercely against the wall. Beth tried to break them up but what happened next would be more painful then actually being hit.
"She's over you you son of a bitch! She has a fucken boyfriend ok? For 3 months she's been with this guy! She's more than over you! God look at you, you're a pathetic excuse. I'm glad she's with someone else, at least then I know Amy doesn't have to be with a dick head of a boyfriend!"J eff spat angrily.
Matt's heart fell and everyone present in the room could feel the life in Matt leave his body. Jeff stood there without regretting one bit of what he did. Beth couldn't believe Jeff did that as she walked quietly out of the room.
"What the fuck did you say?" Matt asked face red with anger.
"You heard what I said." Jeff said not really caring how Matt took this.
"Amy has...she has a boyfriend?" Matt asked softly this time as he held back the urge to strangle the messenger.
The room was still, except for the monitors hooked up to Amy.
"She has a boyfriend? Of 3 months? We broke up 3 months ago! Why the fuck would she start dating some guy so soon? Did I not mean *anything?* You best not be fucken toying with me Jeff or so help me god-"
"I didn't want you to find out this way." A soft voice spoke as both men looked towards the bed.
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