Summary: In the end of Harry Potter's fifth year, he saw the painful death of his beloved Godfather, Sirius Black. He also saw the woman who killed him…his cousin, Bellatrix Lestrange. Sirius was both a father (in a way) and a best friend. Now all that has gone and faded away because of her. Now in his sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry is finally getting revenge.

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Getting Revenge

Chapter 5: A Very Marauder-ish Entrance: Part II

Previously On Getting Revenge:

Harry then knew that he had to do something. "James, my last name isn't Prouix. It's Potter." "Are you like Prongs' long lost cousin or something?" Sirius asked. James was stroking his chin in mock thought.

"James, I'm your son."

"James has a kid, James has a kid," Sirius said in a sing-song voice.

"Shut up," James replied, blushing.

"Man, that was weird," Remus muttered and James nodded in agreement.

"I'm hungry." Sirius said. Remus and James just stared at him with amazement. James then whacked Sirius in the back of the head with his pillow.

Harry was sitting at the other end of the dormitory and was trying to imagine how his father felt at the current moment with what he just said. "I shouldn't have said that. Harry, why did you have to go blabbing to your dad? Why?" Harry just sat there thinking.

The next day, Harry woke up in his dormitory to Lily spraying every marauder with water. They all just rolled over. "Tsk, tsk, tsk. Not even awake. I know just what to do." Lily said to herself. "MARAUDERS!!!!" Lily yelled. Everyone bolted upright in their beds at hearing their favorite word. "Wha?" All marauders asked. "WAKE UP!!! It's already noon. Everyone should be arriving soon."

"I love you too, my Lilykins!" James said.

"I'm warning you Potter. if you ever call me 'Lilykins' again, I will personally hex you into oblivion." Lily said sharply.

"You know you love me." James said sweetly.

Then, where James was a moment ago, stood a moose.

"Lily!" Remus said. "I didn't know you were that good at transfiguration."

"I've been practicing this summer."

Sirius jumped out of his bed with only black boxers with little beaters bats on them. "Nice boxers Sirius." Lily said. "Huh? Oh…" Sirius replied then blushed a deep shade of red. Sirius then grabbed his wand and turned James back into, who else but… James.

James grabbed his wand and yelled, "Colorus!" And Lily's hair turned to a brilliant green. Lily had been expecting something to happen and said, "Accio, mirror." Lily grabbed the mirror and screamed, "POTTER!!!!"

"yes, my love." James said in a small voice.

"DON'T YOU TRY TO SWEET TALK ME!!!"

"See Lily, my dear, you beautiful eyes now match absolutely perfectly with your marvelous hair."

"CHANGE IT BACK, NOW!!!"

"I can't."

"and why not?"

"I don't know how to."

"WHAT!?!?! WELL YOU SURE AS HELL BETTER FIND OUT!!!"

"yes my love."

James looked at Lily with total and complete admiration.

"I just love it when she's angry." he said. He sighed.

"He likes em' feisty." Sirius said.

At James last comment, Lily glared at James and went to breakfast.

later that day

"Hello Harry!" Ron and Hermione said as they sat down at the Gryffindor table. Then Hermione and Ron whispered, "Are they who we think they are?" "Yup!" Harry said with a smile on his face.

"Ron, I've got the best news ever!"

"What?"

"James, Remus, and Sirius have made me an official Marauder."

"That's wicked, Harry."

"Sirius, James, Lily, and Remus, I'd like you to meet Ron and Hermione."

"Nice to meet you. Splendid, fan-bloody-tastic to meet you all." Sirius said.

"He really is a little weird." Harry whispered to Lily.

"He always is, we always assumed he was dropped on his head as a baby." Lily whispered back.

"Hey, I can hear you!" Sirius loudly whispered. Everyone laughed at this when Sirius began to fake cry.

"So which of you is who?" Hermione asked.

"Well, I my lady, am Sirius Black, the one and only charming guy at Hogwarts. I think that many would say I am the sexiest guy here. So, if you young lady would like to add to the testimonies feel free." Sirius said, in what he thought was a sexy voice.

"Moving on…" Hermione said.

"I'm Lily Evans, and I'm not quite as conceited as Potter and Sirius. Unfortunately, I'm friends with these prats. Not you Remus." Lily said seeing Remus' mock hurt face.

"Evans, you know you want me." James said with a smile. "I'm James Potter, Quidditch Seeker Extraordinaire."

"I'm Remus Lupin and I get to experience all the pranking hell from this lot."

"You know you love it Moony." James said.

"You wouldn't be Moony if you didn't put up with our pranking hell!" Sirius said.

"Sometimes it's more than I can even manage." Remus said with a marauder-ish grin.

James turned to Harry to say something, but found himself looking into Lily's eyes.

"Whoa." he said.

"What?" Harry asked.

"This is really creepy. You have the same kind of eyes as Lily. Sirius, come look. Aren't his eyes the same as Lily's?" James asked, still amazed at the coincidence.

"Prongs, you're right! They have the exact same eyes. Is Lily your sister?" Sirius asked, a little too loudly as Lily heard her name and invited herself into the conversation. Lily had been talking to Hermione about the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare.(S.P.E.W.)

"Is Lily his what?" she asked.

"Sister. You guys have the same exact eyes." James explained.

"Potter, you've been looking too long at my eyes." Lily said.

"I have not! That's just sick." Harry said.

The 3 of them turned to look at Harry. Harry opened his mouth in shock. Ron looked at Harry as if saying, 'you idiot!!'.

Hermione looked around, mumbling, trying to change the topic. Ron was looking from Harry to Lily and then to James. He was shaking his head and just staring.

"I wasn't talking to you Harry." Lily said at last. "And if anyone should be accusing this kid of looking like someone, it should be James. They look like identical twins for Christ's sake." Lily said.

"Except for the eyes. He has your eyes." James said.

"I think the 3 of you should be excused from classes this morning. Lily, Harry, James, we need to have a chat." Professor Dumbledore said. The Gryffindors gazed up at him.

Lily, James, and Harry did as they were told and stood up from the table. Lily sent a look of pure hatred towards James.

"What did you do that has me and poor Harry in trouble?" she hissed at him. Harry just stood in the middle of them, staring at the floor, wishing that he had thought before he had spoken.

"I didn't do anything Evans! And for that matter, how do we know that the Little Miss Perfect Lily Evans hasn't screwed up. Think about that Lily!" James shot back.

"Shut up you guys!" Harry said at last. "This is about the both of you and hopefully it wasn't a mistake. Maybe it was now that I think about it." Harry said.

"What are you talking about?" both Lily and James asked.

"Follow me and we will discuss everything in a matter of moments." Dumbledore said. Harry had the feeling that he was oddly used to Lily and James fighting.

Next time on: Getting Revenge

What did Lily, James and Harry Do?

Will Snape make the Marauders feel his wrath?

Will Ron, Fred, and George be recruited to join the Marauders?

What will become of my sanity?

Will anyone besides Sexy Sirius review my pathetic little story?

Author's Note: Woot, Woot!!! I got 1,402 words on this chapter!!! Sorry, I just had to add the last two questions on the NEXT TIME ON: GETTING REVENGE. Lol!!! How do you like the plot of the story so far? I don't think I can keep writing this much if I want to keep updating so soon. Oh and this chapter is dedicated to Susannah. She was the first person to pick up my fanfic!!! So PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!!!