Summary: In the end of Harry Potter's fifth year, he saw the painful death of his beloved Godfather, Sirius Black. He also saw the woman who killed him…his cousin, Bellatrix Lestrange. Sirius was both a father (in a way) and a best friend. Now all that has gone and faded away because of her. Now in his sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Harry is finally getting revenge.

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Getting Revenge

Chapter 7: A Very Marauder-ish Entrance: Part III

Previously On Getting Revenge:

And he knew that eventually Lily Rose Evans would be his wife.

Harry left James to stare at Lily in amazement and went up to his four-poster bed in the Gryffindor boys' Dormitory. As Harry closed the curtains on his bed, he remembered how hard it was for him to be dependent on himself, not Dumbledore. He had finally learned that cooking wasn't as easy as it seemed.

FLASHBACK

Harry had awoken at noon after his first night in his new flat. As if right on cue, Harry's stomach gave a great rumble. Remus and Dumbledore had taken care of buying Harry groceries. Harry walked into the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan, he had seen his Aunt Petunia do this plenty of times.

He turned on the stove and grabbed two eggs from the fridge. "Oh Shit!" Harry thought silently to himself as he smacked his hand to his forehead. "I don't know how to make eggs, let alone anything else."

Harry went to the fireplace and got a handful of Floo Powder, he threw it into the fire and watched it turn the exact same emerald green that his eyes were. He then yelled, "MOLLY WEASLEY, THE BURROW!" Harry sank to his knees, made sure to close his eyes, and stuck his head into the fire.

As Harry's head went through the fire, He suddenly felt something very solid clank against his head, "DAM-" Harry started to say, but remembered that Mrs. Weasley would probably beat his with his own broomstick if she heard the word 'Damn' come out of Harry's mouth. "SWEET MERLIN!" Harry yelled, quite proud of his fast thinking.

Harry finally opened his eyes and saw the solid object that had hit his head. "Stupid, Bloody Cauldron." Harry muttered to himself. He tried to peer around the stew, and glimpsed a dash of red hair. "Molly!" he gasped.

Molly looked up, hearing her name. Seeing someone behind her cauldron, she hurried to remove it so she could talk to the man easier. She was surprised at her visitor. "Oh, Harry, Dear!" she exclaimed.

"Let me just go grab Ronnie real quick." Molly said already heading towards the stairs to Ron's bedroom. "Actually, Mrs. Weasley," Harry said, embarrassed, "I need your help." "Harry, what do you need?" "Mrs. Weasley, I can't cook."

Later That Day

After Harry had successfully burned two cartons of eggs (much to Mrs. Weasley's dismay) he finally told her about Professor Dumbledore allowing Harry to move out of the Dursley's and into a cheap London flat.

"Harry, dear, have you told Ron, Remus, or Hermione yet?"

"Only Remus knows."

"Dumbledore doesn't want many people to know. Please don't tell them Mrs. Weasley!" Harry said with a pleading look on his face.

"Okay, Harry. I'll let you tell them when you're ready."

END FLASHBACK

Harry awoke the next morning to yelling in the Gryffindor common room, "this must be what Dumbledore and Remus (present-day Remus) were talking about when they said that Lily and James' fighting could be the start of a war." Harry thought silently to himself. He quickly got dressed and went down to the common room.

Harry laughed when he saw what was going on. James was yelling at Lily and vice versa. First of all, for some odd reason, James' hair was platinum blond, Lily's hair, which Remus informed him, was originally in a perfect ponytail, but somehow, through their yelling and ranting, it had become lopsided.

Lily's bangs were the same color as her eyes, green, while the rest of her hair was polka dotted with colors of the rainbow. Harry turned to head to the couch, and saw Remus and Sirius sharing a bowl of popcorn and sipping butterbeer. Remus motioned for Harry to sit on the couch and Harry strode towards Remus.

"Urinatus!" James yelled at Lily, wand outstretched towards her.

Just in time too, for as soon as Harry moved, a stream of blue light hit the wall and bounced back at Lily.

"Protego!" Lily yelled and the hex bounced off of her magical shield back towards James. James obviously couldn't think fast enough, so he trusted his gut instinct and hit the floor. Unfortunately, Neville Longbottom chose that moment to come into the common room.

The hex James had yelled at Lily, had amusing effects on Neville. Obviously it caused the person on the receiving end of the hex to urinate on themselves repeatedly until the person who said the hex said the counter curse.

Neville urinated on himself for several minutes until James had stopped laughing and could concentrate on the spell. After James muttered the spell, he distinctly heard Neville say, "First the Cornish pixies now this…. Why does everything have to happen to me?"

But before Lily and James had started throwing curses and hexes at each other, they were having an argument over something quite interesting.

Next time on: Getting Revenge

What did Lily and James argue about?

Will Lily get along with Hermione?

When will Sirius and James prove that they are the ladies' man?

Is Remus a pimp?

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