This is a really really random idea, but I think it might work, it is based on the English TV programme wife swap...I may make series of these if this one comes off well
Chapter 1
Albus Dumbledore had decided to go walking around muggle London a thing that most wizards would look down on. He paused at a shop, it called itself an internet café, curious he wandered in and was directed to a compuker, if he remembered his muggle studies correctly.
After sometime of tapping away happily on the keys in front of his he found himself looking at a screen that said apply for wife swap, the great new TV programme where you wives can swap families for two weeks.
Dumbledore sat there for a moment and then a smile appeared on his face, he clicked on the words that said to apply click here, he was faced with a form, and he smiled and filled it in...
First name: Molly
Surname: Weasly
Address: The Burrow, Ottery St Catchpole
He filled out the entire form; this could prove to be amusing.
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At the Burrow chaos reigned, Harry had come over to the Weasly household very soon after the end of term, the Durselys had decided to go on holiday to Majorca, Fleur Delacour was staying as she was engaged to Bill. Percy had returned to the house but was ignore by most of the family.
Mrs Weasly was cooking lunch, she had sent the boys up to the woods to play quidditch and was surprised when there was a knocking on the door, she walked over to it check for any possible tricks left by Fred or George then opened it.
"Oh, hello" there was woman standing, "I'm from wife swap, you applied to join the wife swap programme"
"I did?" said Mrs Weasly uncertainly, the woman took this as affirmation and pushed in through the door
"I have some forms you need to fill in"
"Alright can I get you a cup of tea?"
"No, I'm alright, now could you fill this in for me? The wife who is going to take your place will need this information"
She passed a piece of muggle parchment over to Mrs Weasly; she pulled a quill out of her apron and a bottle of ink, which after a struggle to open she used to fill in the form,
HOUSEHOLD CHORES
How often do you clean your home?
Every so often.
Who does the general cleaning around the house?
Me, do not let Arthur touch the cleaning equipment
WHO DOES THE FOLLOWING, AND HOW OFTEN?
Cleaning the bathroom?
Once a week
Cleaning the kitchen?
In the evening
Washing-up?
Does its self.
COOKING / MEALS
Who does the cooking in your house?
I do the cooking, Harry and Ginny can also cook, but don't let any of the others anywhere near the food
How often do you sit down and eat together?
All three meals, Arthur sometimes misses the children at breakfast an has lunch at work.
Where do you eat?
In the kitchen except on special occasions when we mostly eat in the garden.
When are meal times?
Breakfast is between five and eleven, lunch is at one and supper is at nine.
DAILY ROUTINE
What time do you get up?
I get up at 7am most of the time except when Arthur has to get to work early.
What do you do during the day?
I cook, garden and look after the children.
What time to the kids finish school?
Children go to a full time school.
Do you help the kids with their homework?
Yes, but I am not very good.
How do you spend your week-day evenings?
We tend to have big suppers and play games.
What time do you go to bed?
It depends, usually I go to bed at 10, but if Arthur isn't back I wait up until he has
DISCIPLINE
Who does the childcare? What does it involve?
I do most of the child care, as they are all teenagers there is not much child care.
How do you discipline the children?
When they are bad we shout at them, and make them degnome the garden
THE RELATIONSHIP
Who has the final say in family decisions?
Mostly me although Arthur also plays a part.
How do you like to be treated?
Like the woman I am, I need space and don't mind the odd joke.
HOUSE PHILOSOPHY
Please sum up the philosophy of this house and life within it.
The philosophy of this house is that the children must have privacy, but family loyalty is highly regarded.
Mrs Weasly looked up as the boys came back in, having luckily dropped off their broomsticks already
"Harry, can you read this through for me?"
"What is it?...wife swap? I saw this on TV before I left the Dursley's"
He sat down and started to read it through, checking it for things that would seem unusual for a muggle, then handed it back.
"thank you" said the woman, "you will be swapping at the end of the week"
She pranced out of the door and left
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AN:: What do you think???? Good bad, I need to know...pls reveiw