Does the name drop any hints ? hehehe ..
;' means that voice inside head is taling '; :)
Chapter – POLLY WANNA DOODLE!
Inuyasha cracked his eye open. Sunlight poured through the window, making the room really bright. Inuyasha yawned and looked at the sleeping Kagome in his arms. Her soft breathing was even, going steady as her chest rose and fell.
Kagome murmured something in her sleep, trying to get the words out.
"Mmm... look how cute the doggy is..." Inuyasha stared down at her in shock. 'Doggy?!'
"Yeah... put on the necklace..." Sure enough, there was a necklace on the bedside table. Inuyasha looked at it with amusement and confusion and put it on.
"Good boy... Now, SIT!" Sure enough, Inuyasha fell deeper in the bed, making it creak as the bottom almost touched the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL?" Inuyasha said. Kagome opened her eyes wide.
"HAH! You fell for it! Stupid dog!" Kagome laughed. Inuyasha glared at her.
"Ohh, when I take this off, bitch you are SO going to get what you had just bargained for," Inuyasha shouted as she got up off him, one of the bed sheets wrapped around her body. She left the bed, an evil grin on her face.
"No, you are. Now, SIT!" Inuyasha fell deeper. "You can't take it off. Only I can, fool. And I put a spell on it so YOU can't take it off with your bare hands." She waltzed over to the bathroom and winked as she closed the door behind her.
"YOU BITCH! I... will... get... PAYBACK!" 5 minutes eventually passed, and he bolted off the bed and slammed into the door. "Let me in Kagome!" His fist banged against the door. He heard Kagome laugh and giggle.
"Inu, baby. I'd love to," Kagome snickered as she unlocked the door. There she stood, all dressed up in a low cut skirt with a sakura petal design embroidered on it. Her shirt was pink and red, matching her skirt. Her white flip-flops stood by the door.
"You... take this piece of shit off me!" Inuyasha tugged at the necklace. She simply looked at him and continued brushing her hair.
"No."
"WHAT?"
"You heard me," Kagome said in her most snobby voice, trying to get on Inuyasha's nerves.
"Why you little! I'll strangle you!" Inuyasha made a grab for Kagome, but she quickly sidestepped him into the open shower door.
"Like you'd actually hit a girl," Kagome said from the shower. Inuyasha glared and made another grab, successfully grabbing her waist. He pulled her close to him so he can whisper in her ear.
"Actually, Kagome, I wouldn't hit just ANY girl. You know you're my main target," Inuyasha said smugly. He pulled her closer and motioned to the open window.
"You wouldn't." Kagome stared at the window in shock.
"I would, I should... and I could. But it's not worth my time," Inuyasha let go of Kagome, letting her fall on her butt.
"Ow! That hurt, you know," Kagome said as she rubbed her butt. She got up and slipped on her flip-flops. She needed to go check up on Sango and Miroku and see if Sango hadn't killed him yet.
Sure enough, Miroku lay on the floor, unconscious. Sango snoozed peacefully on the bed. Kagome tiptoed her way to the bed. She opened up her mouth and screamed.
"SANGO! MIROKU! THE ROOF IS ON FIRE! RUN FOR YOU LIVES! THERE IS A SWARM OF SPIDERS COMING AFTER YOOOOOU!" Sango bolted up from the bed and ran to the door, grabbing a lamp off the table and held it defensively before her.
"Where is it? Where's the fire!" Sango looked around and saw Kagome looking at her nails. Sango lowered the lamp and pushed Kagome out of her room.
"Kagome! You tricked me! Out! Get out, get out, get OUT!" Kagome stepped out of their room and decided to grab a snack. She fished out some cereal and milk and sang a little song.
"Milk and Cereal! Milk and Cereal! Milk and cereal! Cereal and milk! Milk and Cereal, cereal, Cereal Milk and Cereal, cereal and Milk, Cereal and milk... I don't want my wheaties, give 'em to the needy, feelin' kinda greedy I keep 'em for myself! No grape nuts for grandma, Mom likes Special K, you can't pinch an inch! They're magically delicious ya can't catch my Lucky Charms! A is for Apple J is for Jack, you step on a crack you'll break your mother's back! Ooh, yum rice krispies!" Kagome happily ate her cereal and milk while humming. Inuyasha came in with a happy look on his face.
"I want some cereal!"
"No! They are mine! Haha!" Kagome sang the song over and over again, getting on Inuyasha's nerves.
"FINE! I'll just get a muffin." Inuyasha muttered to himself, the word 'retarded' was heard while he took out a muffin. Kagome giggled as she ate the last of her cereal. Sango and Miroku came by, looking for food.
"Today we are going to the festival! There's a carnival near the beach! You guys in?" Kagome asked them. They all nodded.
"Allright! Let's go at... 5:00. Then there is going to be some kind of fireworks there and all. They even have a stage where you can sing! And a DDR station! This'll be the BOMB!" Kagome exclaimed excitedly. Inuyasha snorted.
"I'll probably beat you in DDR anyway," He said, finishing off his muffin. Kagome stared at him.
"What did you just say?!" Kagome whispered in a violent manner.
"You heard me." Inuyasha said coolly. Kagome narrowed her eyes.
"Bring. It. ON. 5:30. Be there." Kagome dumped her bowl in the sink and stormed off. Sango and Miroku stared after here and heard a door slam.
"You shouldn't have done that, you know." Miroku pointed down the hall.
"Feh. Spare me." Inuyasha stomped off and flopped on the couch to watch some TV.
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Kagome flopped on the bed. She grabbed the remote and flipped through the channels. Nothing interesting was on.
'Why am I acting like this? We're acting as if we're-"
;'Married?'; The voice piped up from the back of her head.
'Yeah. Exactly like that.'
;'Well... you have the ring on.';
Kagome stared down at the golden ring that was on her ring finger. She twisted it around and around, the diamonds glittering and winking at her. She smiled softly as she reminisced about that one time...
FLASHBACK
Kagome smiled softly as she walked around a small play set in a forest. It was her secret spot near her shrine. She hasn't been there for ages, ever since her dad died when she was about 3. She heard a rustle of leaves behind her and a hand touched her shoulder. She spun around quickly.
"Inuyasha? What are you doing here?" Kagome looked up at his golden eyes. Inuyasha smiled at her.
"I followed you here. I thought you were up to no good," Inuyasha smirked.
"You're lying. What is it? You can tell me," Kagome stared at him in concern.
"Aww, you caught me." Inuyasha laughed softly and looked away from her, his hands in his pockets. "I've always known about this place... I used to play her when my mother was still alive. Then one day, she died. Sesshomaru won't tell me though... so since then I never came back here. But one day, I went here for a while. It kinda pains me, it brings back... memories. I haven't been here in months, so I decided to visit. Then on that day, I saw you." Inuyasha looked at her face. Her eyes widened with shock. "I thought you were... kinda pretty... I mean, I was only 5 years old, I didn't know what love was! So I decided to watch you, but it was only for a little. Nobody knew about that little playground except me because I have never seen anyone else play there. I never had the courage to say 'Hi' to you though."
"So... you were the boy I saw in the trees." She giggled softly at him.
"Yeah... when you spotted me that one day. I thought I was done for." He followed Kagome as she stepped over to the swings slowly, her hands behind her back. She sat on one and Inuyasha was already behind her. He pushed the swing gently, carrying on with his story.
"Yeah... but I was kinda nervous when I started talking to you," Kagome said. Inuyasha stopped pushing the swing and held the chains so her could whisper in her ear.
"When I first saw you... I've had always though you were an angel sent from heaven up above," he whispered softly.
END FLASHBACK
Kagome looked up at the ceiling, her hand on her tummy. She sighed. She shouldn't be moping around like this! It was supposed to be a day of fun with her friends!
She got up off the bed and ran out to find Sango. She finally found her sprawled all over the sofa, looking as bored as her.
"Come on, Sango! Let's play a game!" Kagome said, a hint of evil in her eyes. Sango got up and looked up at her.
"Ok!"
"Let's play truth or dare! Come on, you know. You and I. The boys." She winked at her as Sango caught on.
"Yes! I shall go call the boys!" Sango scrambled up and ran around in the house. She found them and pushed them through the door. Kagome got out a bottle and spun it around and around as soon as the boys sat down. It landed on Sango.
"Yes! Sango, truth or dare?" Kagome asked her and smiled mischievously.
"Um... neither?" Sango said. Kagome rolled her eyes.
"No and pick an answer before I let Miroku choose for you," Kagome said to her. Miroku's eyes lighted up.
"Ok, ok! I pick... truth!" Sango told them. Kagome grinned. "I don't like that look on your face... In fact, I don't like your face at all!" Inuyasha snickered. Kagome glared at him.
"Ok, Sango. Truth. Question: Did you ever do it with a guy other than Miroku?" Kagome stared at her in the eye, the blush forming on Sango's cheeks.
"I... Uhh..." Miroku leaned in for an answer. Sango shoved him playfully. "Ok! I admit it! I have never done it with a guy!" Miroku was relieved.
"Heh, good answer. Ok! Sango, you spin!" Sango turned the bottle with such force, the blush still on her face, that the bottle nearly flew out from under her hand and shot near Kagome's head, missing by a few centimeters.
"Hey! Watch it!" Kagome glared. Sango giggled.
"Oops, sorry, I've got slippery hands," Sango said as the bottle turned and slowly landed on... Miroku. Miroku looked at Sango in shock.
"Don't worry, it'll be ok!" Sango reassured him. Miroku shivered. Sango? Something's not right.
"Ok... I pick dare." Sango and Kagome smiled mischeviously.
"Ok! You have to drink a bottle of that green stuff in the fridge and then scream out "POLLY WANNA DOODLE" at the top of your lungs at the birds. Naked," Sango added. It was plain evil.
"And what happens if I decline?" Miroku arched his brows. Sango giggled.
"Then we have to force you to make out with Inuyasha in just your boxers." Sango and Kagome burst out in laughter. Inuyasha and Miroku stared at each other in shock.
"You ass is drinking that green shit whole, going outside naked screaming at birds." Inuyasha gave him a "look".
"But I don't want to go outside there NAKED! What if the birds-! They go crazy! They start nipping at your ass, and they ram their filthy little things up you-"Sango stopped Miroku from saying anything else.
"Fine. You get only boxers. But see-through ones!" Kagome burst out laughing again.
"God Sango! You must really wanna look at his bobs!" Kagome said in between giggles. Sango glared at her.
"No! I just want him to make a total fool of himself in front of all those locals who live down the beach. You know that one family? They're all GILRS!" Sango smiled evilly at Miroku as Inuyasha handed him a pair of white silky boxers. Miroku stepped in the closet and put them on. He covered himself with a newspaper before getting out.
"If the bottle lands on you Sango, you shall pay, darling." Miroku said through clenched teeth. Sango giggled.
"I know you love me! Oh, you forgot the green drink." Sango handed him a clear bottle of a murky green liquid.
"What the hell is that?" Inuyasha said, shaking the bottle furiously. "EW! I swear I thought something in that thing lurched at me!' He handed the bottle back to Sango, who handed it to Miroku. They all stepped outside so they can see what a fool Miroku is.
"You know he doesn't have to drink that thing..." Kagome whispered to Sango. She simply laughed.
"He's not. He's going to pretend to drink it, but let it fall onto the ground. The green stuff doesn't even touch him." Sure enough, Miroku tossed an empty bottle aside and with one scared look back at them, he took away the newspaper and screamed, "POLLY WANNA DOODLE! POLLY WANNA DOODLE!"
The three burst out with uncontrollable laughter.
Gwahahaha ! oh ohh ohh poor poor poor Miroku! ;P