oh yes ! payback is good. ;)

Chapter - payback. Gooooood.

Miroku blushed furiously. He had finally changed back in his normal clothes because some girls had almost mobbed him. Oh, the horror! Sango wasted a good 20 minutes chasing after the girls. Apparently they had took a hold of him and was going down to their house to have some "fun".

"Where'd you get those shorts anyway, Inuyasha?" Miroku asked furiously. Inuyasha snickered.

"Remember that big, fat luggage I brought with me? The one Rin shoved down the stairs? Yeah. Heh, I figured one of us would need it," Inuyasha howled with laughter as they all sat back down. They had locked all the doors and windows because sea gulls was starting to attack them. The boxers were now hung on top of the house on a pole, waving like a flag. So each time one of them would enter, they'd salute it before entering.

"Ok, fine. My turn!! Oh yes!" Miroku pun the bottle enthusiastically. His eyes lit up as it slowed down at Sango, but it landed on Inuyasha. "Truth or dare, Inuyasha."

"I... uh... hmm..." Inuyasha stuttered. If he did dare... he'd have to do something with Kagome involved. If he asked truth... well, there was no harm in that, right?

"Truth!"

"Aww you're no fun!" Miroku grinned as he thought up a question. Inuyasha arched his brow at him.

"What would I have to do if I picked dare?" He said curiously. Miroku grinned even more.

"I would make you drink out of a toilet."

"WHAT?"

"Yeah."

"Oh. Why a toilet? I'm not some dog you know!" Kagome laughed out loud. Inuyasha glared at her. "Why are you laughing at me, Kagome?!" He hissed. Kagome laugh softened.

"Ah, well... You remind me of a dog," Kagome said. She stuck out her tongue. Inuyasha rolled his eyes at her.

"Inuyasha, did you ever have feelings for Kikyou? You know.. did you ever love her?" Miroku stared him straight in the eye. Inuyasha looked taken aback.

"Wh-What? What kind of stupid question is that?" Inuyasha stuttered.

"Just answer the question!" Sango shouted. Inuyasha shot her a small glare. Kagome stared intensively at him.

"No. How could somebody like her like that anyway?" Inuyasha 'hmmph-ed' and spun the bottle. It landed on Kagome.

"Heh, this better be interesting, or my name is Bob. And it's not," Sango added. Kagome stared at Inuyasha in shock.

'What the hell are you scheming, Inuyasha...?'

"OK. Kagome. Truth or dare?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome looked away from him and thought. She had the need to know what he would do...

"Dare."

(I WAS going to leave it here... ;D)

"I was waiting for you to say that." Inuyasha smirked evilly. Kagome stared at him in shock.

"Wh-what are you gonna make me do?" It was Kagome's turn to stutter. Inuyasha just laughed.

"Oh nothing."

"That's a relief."

"But hang out with me in a closet with nothing on." Inuyasha said quickly. Kagome took a double-take.

"WHAT? WHY OUT OF ALL THE PERVERTED MONKS AND FREAKS! MIROKU IS RUBBING OFF YOU BIG TIME!!!!" Kagome yelled in his ear. Miroku stared at her in confusion.

"Don't bring me in this, Kagome!" Miroku said. Kagome just glared at him and then turned back to Inuyasha.

"OK, fine. You get to keep your pants on." Inuyasha rolled his eyes again. Kagome eyed him suspiciously.

"And if I decline?"

"YOU get to drink out of the toilet." Inuyasha smirked. Kagome stood up and started going near the nearest closet.

"Kagome, you're forgetting something. I said you get to keep your PANTS on," Inuyasha smiled evilly. Kagome glared at him and slammed the door in front of her. Inuyasha winked at Mirokum who gave him two thumbs up while Sango smacked the shit out of him.

"Out of all the egotistical-"

"Jerks?" Inuyasha finished for her and closed the door behind him. They heard a lock at the other end of the door and some loud snickers. "Miroku."

"It's your fault! Now we are going to die of suffocation beacuse of YOU!" Kagome yelled. Inuyashe just simply looked at her.

"Shall we start and get this over with?" Inuyasha said impatiently. Kagome glared at him harder.

"I swear, pull any funny stuff, swear to-" Inuyasha pulled her closer to him and nuzzled her neck.

"Swearing isn't going to help you know," Inuyasha said smoothly.

"What are you saying?" Kagome asked.

"You don't wanna know."

"Gerr... SIT!"

"WAAH!"

"Now, what are you gonna do?" Kagome shouted as she sat down on him. Inuyasha groaned.

"You weigh a ton, girl." Inuyasha said. His voice was muffled by the white carpet he was currently kissing.

"I'm not the one kissing the floor. Now, what were you saying? Oh. Yeah, something about what you're going to do." Kagome let her back fall, making Inuyasha groan as she leaned all her weight on him.

"You need to cut back on the milk and cereal, woman." Inuyasha turned around from under Kagome and was face to face with her, their noses touching lightly.

"And what if that wasn't all fat but muscle?" Kagome said smugly. Inuyasha scoffed.

"As if." He said softly, and brought her face down on his, leading her down in a passionate kiss. She deepened it a little. His hands roamed under her skirt. She took a hold of his ears and rubbed them. He purred softly as the kissing came to a stop.

'He's... Sleeping?!'

His breathing was soft and even, and he nudged his head into her chest.

"Um, ok... Inuyasha you can wake up now... HEY! Keep your hands to yourself!"

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Sango muttered under her breath. Miroku lay beside her knocked out. His hands were on top of his chest, rising up and down steadily.

Sango stared at him. She knew it was wrong... but something inside of her was forcing her to. She leaned down and kissed Miroku firmly on the lips, not realizing Miroku's eyes snapped open in time to see her kiss him.

behold. the power of the sit. (hehe.. don't get kagome mad inuyasha! .. dont say i didn't warn yooou...) REVIEW!