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Chapter – Dance, Kagome, Dance!
Sango's eyes widened with shock as she quickly backed away from him.
"And they say I am the perverted one..." Miroku grinned as Sango's cheeks turned different shades of red. It was pretty hard to tell if Sango was mad or not.
"They still do," Sango said coolly. Miroku's grin lop-sided. He looked real goofy like, as if his mouth was going to drop away from his face and run.
"But Sango! YOU are the only girl for me!" Miroku grabbed her hand and rubbed the back of it against his cheek. Sango only blushed harder. She couldn't think of what else to do. Should she let Miroku have his way? Never in her lifetime. So you know what she did? She struck him hard, and then kissed him firmly on his lips. Miroku pulled away after a few seconds.
"What the hell?!" Miroku rubbed his cheek tenderly. "First, you kiss me. Then you hit me. Then you kiss me again. What are you going to do next, kill me?!"
Sango only shrugged. "Now that you mention it..."
-Back to Kagome and Inuyasha in the closet!
Kagome stared deep in his eyes. Inuyasha did the same. They were no longer on the floor, but standing in front of each other. Their bodies were only a few millimeters away. Inuyasha had woken up to a pounding headache and a lot of Kagome's shrieks.
"I didn't even know, ok!" Inuyasha said furiously. Kagome glared at him.
"Yeah, sure, what kind of perverted dream were you looking at anyway?!" Kagome screeched. Inuyasha just said 'Feh' and continued to stare at the ceiling.
While he was sleeping, he was seducing Kagome, but Kagome had to blow hard in his ears. It was an attempt to wake him up, because she couldn't handle the fact that his hands were all over the place. At first after the blows, his ears just twitched. Then, the effects took place. He started to mumble something, but Kagome couldn't hear it. She had leaned in closer to get a good clear hearing to what he was saying; only it wasn't what she was expecting.
"Oh, yeah... what a nice ass... yeah... hot... I like that... yeah.." Suddenly, Kagome felt hands all over her butt, feeling on her from under hips and down under. Then she did what she could do best. She screamed.
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Sango suddenly heard a scream coming from the closet. "KAGOME!" She got up from the floor and fumbled for the doorknob to the closet. She opened it with a 'SWOOSH!' and looked at the couple inside.
"What the HELL?" Sango walked into a weird scene. They were both wide-awake, and one of Kagome's hand was pushing away Inuyasha's face, the other high up in the air. One of Inuyasha's hand was trying to get the hand off his face, the other trying to grab her hand.
"What are YOU looking at?" Inuyasha sneered. Kagome just stared at Sango.
"Kagome, what are you doing?" Sango said that a little slowly. Kagome lowered her guard and Inuyasha lunged at her. In the nick of time, Kagome said her magical word.
"INUYASHA! SIT!!" Kagome shouted. Instantly, Inuyasha hit the floor.
"So, you CAN teach an old dog new tricks..." Miroku's head popped in from the doorway. Kagome chuckled. Sango tried to hide a laugh under her breath, but Inuyasha still heard her. Inuyasha just fumed.
"Come on, we're going to be late for the festival carnival thing!" Kagome glanced at her watch and went out the door. Sango and Miroku just shrugged and followed after her with big goofy grins on their faces. They left Inuyasha kissing the floor. Inuyasha lifted his head and screamed after them.
"HEY! WAIT FOR ME! I SAID WAIT FOR ME, DAMNIT! KAGOOOOOOOMEEEEEEE!!!"
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Kagome snickered as she drove smoothly towards the carnival. Inuyasha was still mad at her.
"Come on, you can't stay mad at Kagome-Chan forever," Sango said from the back seat of the car. Inuyasha ignored her and continued to stare out the window.
"Aw, don't waste your breath Sango. He'll start talking when I beat him in DDR. Let him sulk." Kagome said as she drove on. Miroku nodded with agreement.
"Miroku, how can you be so non-chalant about this?! This is a time of crisis! They aren't speaking to each other, and before you know it, it's the whole thing over again!" Sango was hysterical. Miroku rolled his eyes. Kagome heard this and became rather hefty as she parked the Hummer into a parking space and got out the door. She slammed the door shut and Inuyasha did the same.
"I'm not being non-chalant, Sango. I've been thinking as well. It's Kagome who's non-chalant about this," Miroku said as he got out of the car. Kagome glared a small look at him and turned around.
"I'm not being non-chalant. Just rash." Kagome gave them a fake grin and walked off in a huff towards the carnival. Inuyasha just simply followed her and left the two by themselves. Sango and Miroku shrugged again, and started walking after them, but soon Miroku groped Sango.
(Ah, good times. Good times. Well, maybe for not them, but... you get the idea.)
Kagome looked at her watch as she walked toward the empty DDR station. Inuyasha was right behind her. They stepped onto the platform and gave each other glares. The stations were right next to each other, and there were no handlebars at all. The blinking arrows under their feet flashed rapidly. The screen lit up as Inuyasha picked the songs.
"You ready?" Kagome sneered. A crowd started to form around them, but it was far away, giving them some free space.
"Let's just hope you can keep up, ne?" Inuyasha retorted. He got into a ready position as the song started to start up.
PRE-HOOK
"oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh,oh
I'm,I'm,I'm,I'm,I'm really,really
Hot,Hot,Hot,Hot,Hot"
1st VERSE
"Let me holla' at the d.j.
Come on d.j. put that record on the replay
Don't you see how them bitches move they bootay
Everytime you play this record, smell like coochie
Follow dem', Screamin' like a groupay
Misdemeanor move my nookie like a hoochay
For them hatas fuck whatever you say
Because you know I'm too cool for you anyway
I'm just a bad bitch
M-I-S,Miss
I'm gonna' keep talkin' shit till you get this
I'm gonna' bust up in the club wit' no guest list
Them otha' artist, I keep em' all restless
I don't french kiss unless it's 50 cent
Vivica, we can share him like the president
Tabloids, I don't care, it's irrelevant, and I'm heaven sent
Now watch how I do this shit"
Kagome stamped hard on the pad with great speed. The songs beat sped up, and she knew this was a signal for her to make a twist of things. Inuyasha thought the same thing.
"Hey!" Kagome had pushed Inuyasha off his platform, and her right foot hit all the correct keys on his station while her left leg did the same on her side. She looked over at Inuyasha and grinned her biggest grin. The crowd cheered and watched on with awe. Inuyasha glared at her and pushed her aside.
(PRE-HOOK
CHORUS
"I'm really, really hot
Everytime my records drop
Radio says I won't stop
Cus' I'm killin' em'"
The song raged on while he pulled some of his own moves. It was like he was break-dancing on the stages, his hands pressing all the correct keys as he moved his body in a flash, his legs moving here and there, pressing all the right keys at all the correct times. Kagome stepped back in the station, did a little break-dance and smiled warmly at Inuyasha.
2nd VERSE
"You don't know whatcha' talkin' bout
You would think I was Sug when I come out
My album hit hard when I roll out
Y'all records make a bitch wanna' throw em out
And that's no doubt
See I rock bells
Fly as hell and cool as
Baby can't ya' tell
I lick my lips like I'm L.L.
And I'm doin' it, and doin' it, and doin' it well
Straight to the hotel
I'm cella but so, boy, you gets no tell
Kiss, kiss and still you gets nowhere
Just two blue balls down in yo' underwear
I play unfair
I'm a hot gal
Hot cars and stars and strip bars
And ain't hot if I'm not there
I'm a true playa'
You can find me up in any record store
Hurry up and get chere"
As if all his hard feelings about her flew away, he smiled back. She winked at him, and he caught her drift. They both danced quickly as they switched platforms with each other, and then switched back again.
The crowd roared with great awe. Kagome wiped a drop of sweat off her face, popped her collar and shook some dirt off her shoulders.
Inuyasha popped his collar as well, and then he did the 'Harlem Shake' as he danced on. Kagome giggled as he danced, but her legs moved as if it had a mind of its own.
"Look, let me move to the left
Go head, let me fell myself
Touch my chest my sweat
Show that d.j. How I shake my breast
Jiggle, jiggle, jangle
Watch how my gluteus dangles
I do a 1-2 step, STOP
No, I ain't done yet
Everybody in the club, go to work
Tight jeans, crop shirts, short skirts
I'm gonna' rock to the beat till' it hurt
I'm gonna' drop it on the streets
Yeah ya' heard
Hatas' I flip the bird
Got guns, so what, I ain't scurred
I came to boogie and swerve
I ain't lyin' folk that's my word"
The song slowed down to a stop, and it was leaving them kind of breathless.
"Ready for the big jump?" Inuyasha grinned at her. Kagome giggled at him and nodded.
"Really-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot"
"Really-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-ly-hot-hot-hot-hot-hot"
The song came to an end, and the crowd gave them the loudest applaud ever.
Kagome shook hands with Inuyasha. Sango had congratulated them and then dragged off Miroku so they could win some major prizes.
"That was some dancing." Inuyasha said to her. Kagome nodded as she looked over to the screen. She held back a stifled giggle.
"Inuyasha?"
"Yeah?"
"My score is higher than yours by one point."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!"
His scream could be heard through the whole town.
the song was sung by missy elliot ! and it's called im really really hot ! becus they are HOT like that ! hahaha ! GWAHAHAHA ! review!